Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game from Adult Swim in which you control a robot unicorn in a quest to make its dreams come true (collect fairies and charge through giant stars?). It’s highly addictive, and not just because of the soundtrack , although I dare you to come up with a better song . I suggest you all waste a few precious moments of your Friday work-day playing. Trust me — you’ll feel better about yourself knowing you stuck it to the man, if only for a minute. And speaking of sticking it to the man, check it — I’m going to cover the back of my dress shirt in superglue and wait for my boss to initiate the ol’ pat-on-the-back. When he does, he’ll stick and I’ll thrash around yelling “HE’S HITTING ME! ASSAULT, ASSAULT!!” Yep, this promotion’s in the bag. Robot Unicorn Attack Thanks to Jeno, Drew, AJ, G33k, Gir, Isaac and jim, who have all avoided doing a lick of work today. *sniff* I’m just so proud.

Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950’s after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fairs. In 1957 Mr Morrison sold the rights to the California firm Wham-O, which discovered that youngsters were calling the toy a “Frisbie” after the name of a well-known pie. The company changed the spelling to avoid trademark infringement and the Frisbee was born. On the official Frisbee website, Wham-O paid tribute to Mr Morrison, who was known as Fred. “As Frisbee discs keep flying though the air, bringing smiles to faces, Fred’s spirit lives on. Smooth flights, Fred,” it read. Ah, I can’t even begin to imagine how many countless hours I’ve spent throwing the ol’ Pluto Platter around in the yard with friends. Well Fred, this throw’s for you. *CRASH* Oh shit. Rest in peace. Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick Morrison dies aged 90 [bbcnews] Thanks to Cpt. Lars Von Fingerbang III, direct descendant of the royal Von Shockers.

Seen here playing spaceman, Walter Frederick Morrison invented the modern Frisbee in the 1950’s after throwing a metal cake pan around on the beach with his wife. And the rest, my friends, is toy history. He originally called his toy the Pluto Platter and sold it at local fairs. In 1957 Mr Morrison sold the rights to the California firm Wham-O, which discovered that youngsters were calling the toy a “Frisbie” after the name of a well-known pie. The company changed the spelling to avoid trademark infringement and the Frisbee was born. On the official Frisbee website, Wham-O paid tribute to Mr Morrison, who was known as Fred. “As Frisbee discs keep flying though the air, bringing smiles to faces, Fred’s spirit lives on. Smooth flights, Fred,” it read. Ah, I can’t even begin to imagine how many countless hours I’ve spent throwing the ol’ Pluto Platter around in the yard with friends. Well Fred, this throw’s for you. *CRASH* Oh shit. Rest in peace. Frisbee inventor Walter Frederick Morrison dies aged 90 [bbcnews] Thanks to Cpt. Lars Von Fingerbang III, direct descendant of the royal Von Shockers.

Adorbs times two! Supermom Jen Garner took daughters V and Seraphina to a Bev Hills park on Tuesday and it looks like the bunch was having a blast on the jungle gym and slides! No Ben in sight, though….

Because music is dead and so are the guinea pigs I had as a child, here’s a little demo of the Misa Digital Guitar . No, not Miso. That’s a Japanese seasoning, silly! And, not to flex my tubular internet muscles or anything, but I can eat a ball of wasabi the size of a large marble without crying or making a funny face. misa digital guitar running linux kernel 2.6.31. very fun and mesmerizing to play. PLEASE NOTE: that “crackling” some people are pointing out is an effect, like a bit crusher effect. It was done on purpose to show how the location of your touch effects the sound. You can apply any control parameter you want to each axis of the touch screen. This instrument is not limited to one type of effect. I personally like the sound, but it is subjective like all music is. It’s actually a pretty cool guitar and if I had any coordination whatsoever I’d be tempted to buy one. But as I stand, WHOA!! *thud* . See, what’d I tell ya? Official Site and Youtube Thanks to The F’n Jem’Hadar, Andrew, skulley and Martin, who are getting the band back together.

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This is a Super Mario 3 level made using stop motion . I liked it. Not as much as I like you, but I think we share something special. Unfortunately for you, that special something happens to be your sandwich . Give it to me. Paper Mario Bros. 3 - A Stop Motion Animation [hawtymcbloggy] Thanks to naas, who drew a Zelda dungeon in stop motion but the video was confiscated by the government because it was so good IT WOULD HAVE CAUSED A POLITICAL MELTDOWN.

I love how Paris can go from looking all fun and carefree at the party, and then transform into a serious-minded businesswoman! The hotel heiress visited Villa Blanca for a gal pal's birthday party yesterday afternoon, making sure to…

You ever wanted a homemade Pokemon hat that looks like you’re favorite character? Well you’re in luck, provided your favorite character is, uh, Dildohead or X-wings Ears, or, uh, shit you got me. These fleece hats are handmade made by craft-person Dimbarion and range in price from $20 to $40. These are the only models currently available, but there are more in the works, so hold your horses if you want Squibblenips or Jigglyknots or whoever the hell else YOU DEVIL WORSHIPERS IDOLIZE. You outta be ashamed of yourselves. Plus for those private pictures you took. You thought nobody saw, I saw. And I liked. Hit the jump for closeups of a couple models in case you’re interested in purchasing.

The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber . One side’s a ball , and the other is giant freaking mustache . So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth! Not a bad idea. Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing. You see, she’s a bitch. And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido. Animal cruelty! Product Site via Humunga Stache [likecool] Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.