Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game from Adult Swim in which you control a robot unicorn in a quest to make its dreams come true (collect fairies and charge through giant stars?). It’s highly addictive, and not just because of the soundtrack , although I dare you to come up with a better song . I suggest you all waste a few precious moments of your Friday work-day playing. Trust me — you’ll feel better about yourself knowing you stuck it to the man, if only for a minute. And speaking of sticking it to the man, check it — I’m going to cover the back of my dress shirt in superglue and wait for my boss to initiate the ol’ pat-on-the-back. When he does, he’ll stick and I’ll thrash around yelling “HE’S HITTING ME! ASSAULT, ASSAULT!!” Yep, this promotion’s in the bag. Robot Unicorn Attack Thanks to Jeno, Drew, AJ, G33k, Gir, Isaac and jim, who have all avoided doing a lick of work today. *sniff* I’m just so proud.

These are some mock-ups of what Zelda themed Magic: The Gathering cards might look like, as created by ZeldaInformer forum member Subrosia. Unfortunately, they’re not real . Which is a shame because had they been I might have played for longer instead of giving up and clothes-pinning the cards to make noises in my bicycle spokes. Hit the jump for Ganon and the Master Sword.

Maybe you already knew this because you’re a Hogwarts graduate but Universal Studios is opening a Harry Potter themed section of its Islands of Adventure park in Orlando this spring. Magic! From what i can tell it’s gonna be like three rides ( NSFW ) and twelve ridiculously overpriced restaurants and stores. Whee! (Get me a new wizard hat) Speaking of Harry Potter, you know what I saw the other day? Some grown-ass adult driving around with a ‘My Parents Blatantly Hid My Hogwarts Acceptance Letter’ bumper sticker on his car. So you know what I did? I honked to get his attention and then waved my own little wand at him. Yeah, it was pretty magical. Official Site Thanks to evan, who cast off his wizard robe and hat and was subsequently banned from all amusement parks.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Wow, a laser mouse that transforms into a dinosaur — why didn’t I think of that?” And the answer, my budding little inventor, is that you have little to no inventive talent. Sorry but your parents have wanted me to tell you for months. It seems that the Decepticons have been busy and created dinobots of their own. This is a fully functional optical laser mouse designed from the Tomy Takara toy line up that you can transform into the T-rex version of the evil Dinasauler. It is a black version with purple highlights and comes with a Deception sticker. It’s a standard 3-button mouse, with a center scrolling button, connects via your USB port and works with Windows98/Me/2000/XP/Vista and MAC. The awesomeness comes at a cost though. Specifically, $58. Which, no lie, is more than I make in a day. Hooking. That’s it, no more free HJ’s. Starting tomorrow. Product Site Thanks to Anna, who transformed into an angel and almost flew into a power line. You gotta be careful, Anna, flying doesn’t come naturally.

Following hot on the heels of yesterday’s Star Wars burlesque comes Watchwomen: a Watchmen themed burlesque . Except this is a video instead of still-ass pictures. I swear, this moving picture thing — this shit’s the future. Also, quick question: who watches the Watchwomen? I think we all just did. WATCHWOMEN [blip] Thanks to Scott, who was actually involved in making the video and may or may not have seen those boobies (I dream he did!).

The $25 Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek is by far the greatest advance in baby-feeding technology since the tit. The bib and wing tips feature flashing LEDs to ensure a smooth flight and that all food aboard Gerber flight B4BY makes it safely to the hanger. Plus, the spoon end is removable for easy cleaning. That’s just smart product design right there. WW2 flight helmet and goggles optional, but highly recommended. Uh-oh — bogeys at nine o’clock! Dinner’s at seven. AND DON’T BE LATE. BARREL ROLL, BARREL ROLL! Little help over here, Fox McCloud! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT! BOOM! I’ve been hit — eject, EJECT! WHEEE EEEE EEEE!! Great, now the baby’s crying. But seriously, I think you can tell I’d make a great father. ThinkGeek Product Site via JetBib: Baby food, you’re cleared for landing [dvice]

Mass We Pray is a video game to get that Holy Spirit all up in your system and have fun with the whole family at the same time . With fun interactive mini-games like ‘Conduct the Choir’ and ‘Genuflecting’, you’re sure to make Jesus proud (who’s ALWAYS watching, BTW). Looks fun, doesn’t it? That said, this is viral advertising for Dante’s Inferno dropping in February. But I want to see how many people didn’t bother reading this far and think it’s real and then make comments about it. Because you know there’s gonna be some. Then they’re gonna wish they could delete their comments but they won’t be able to and we’ll all laugh and call them names! Trust me, its WJWD . Official Site Thanks to mensa, Nicole, MoD and daniel, who are praying all the theaters showing New Moon spontaneously combust.

I’ve never played Orgy (larger ad shot HERE ) before but I would given the opportunity and the right group of guys . Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional. This game used to sell for $10 back in the 70’s and was ordered by really skeezy people like your parents. You know they used to go to key parties! WTF! Orgy : The 1970s Board Game [iambored] Thanks to Jennifer, who only swings on swingsets and not married couples or so she says.

These are dino bone shaped ice cube trays from design firm Fred . They come in Triceratops and T-Rex models and I would totally suck on either one. Unfortunately, I can’t imagine these bones lasting too long in a drink . OR MY BED. Need to dig up a clever party accessory? Look no further than our ice-cold fossils - these two assorted dinos will add the perfect Ice Age touch to your modern drinks. OMG I’ve never wanted to choke to death on something so bad in my entire life! Product Site Thanks to Sarah, who allegedly cools her drinks with actual chilled dinosaur bones. I’m gonna raid your freezer!

This is video of a Japanese air hockey table (possibly manufactured by Sega ) that’s designed to give game participants seizures . I couldn’t even see the puck most of the time. And not just because I was rolling around on the floor clutching my eyes , but I was. Your mom keeps sending nudey pics! Hit the jump for two more videos of the table, the first of which has a bunch of fake pucks on the table the whole time, and the second demonstrating the table’s variable goal size capabilities.