You won’t actually find the Noah’s Ark burger on any BK menu, but only because the king must have a thing against deliciousness. Or, I dunno, 10,000 calorie menu items . Whatever the case, the Noah’s Ark burger consists of two of every kind of patty BK has to offer: beef, veggie, chicken and fish, plus bacon. Can you say dangerously delicious?! I can, it’s spelled H-E-A-R-T A-T-T-A-C-K. Gotdamn I want one. But with more cheese. CHEESE NOAH NEEDS MORE CHEESE. Hit the jump for a couple more shots (including the receipt with requisite diet soda), a video of a guy pounding the thing, and a link to even more pics of the Biblical-ness.

You won’t actually find the Noah’s Ark burger on any BK menu, but only because the king must have a thing against deliciousness. Or, I dunno, 10,000 calorie menu items . Whatever the case, the Noah’s Ark burger consists of two of every kind of patty BK has to offer: beef, veggie, chicken and fish, plus bacon. Can you say dangerously delicious?! I can, it’s spelled H-E-A-R-T A-T-T-A-C-K. Gotdamn I want one. But with more cheese. CHEESE NOAH NEEDS MORE CHEESE. Hit the jump for a couple more shots (including the receipt with requisite diet soda), a video of a guy pounding the thing, and a link to even more pics of the Biblical-ness.

Who’s Your Daddy (that’s easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can’t eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control. It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy! Oh I’m going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can’t sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He’s been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits? Product Site via Bacon Potato Chips [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.

Who’s Your Daddy (that’s easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can’t eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control. It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy! Oh I’m going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can’t sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He’s been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits? Product Site via Bacon Potato Chips [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.

The latest in flowing charts posted here on Geekologie, this graphic guides you through the process of determining if a dropped food item is still worth eating. Of course, it’s completely inaccurate. When it comes to eating shit off the floor there’s really only one question you need to ask yourself before popping it back in your mouth: is it actual shit? Dropped Food. Should You Eat it? [flowingdata] Thanks to twellve, who lives (and may die) by the 5-second rule.

Don’t even act like you wouldn’t swim in that creek. You’d probably even contemplate drowning on purpose AND I DON’T BLAME YOU. It’s certainly not the worst way to go . Not the best either, but not the worst. These aren’t paintings but true photos! Also everything you can see in the photograph is made of real food! Pictures were photographed by Carl Warner, a photographer who works in London, and who made specialty of these food landscapes or how I like to call them - ‘foodscapes’. In recent years he has been commissioned by many advertising agencies throughout Europe to produce his distinctive images for clients in the food industry. OMG if you don’t think I would eat my way all the way to the Dough Mountains, you have another thing coming. Namely, my projectile vomit. BLAAAAAARRRGH!! Sorry about that. BLAAAAAAHH! Oh, wasn’t finished. Hit the jump for a couple more and a making-of shot.

I don’t know about you, but I’m manly as hell and I love watching football . And I, for one, can’t wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year’s Superbowl . *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party than these meat-balls! * Score a touchdown with sports fans!* * It looks amusing, but it’s made of exceptional, award-winning salami * Fresh beef and pork are slowly smoked over hickory wood to make this treat Each 1lb 12oz ball will set you back $27, but can you really put a price tag on your sausage being the biggest hit of a Superbowl party? No, that’s something money can’t buy. And for the rest, there’s never being able to make eye contact with another one of your male friends ever again. Product Site Thanks to P05TMAN, who, for two tips in one day, wins a complimentary Superbowl Party Pack! (Take whatever you want from the grocery store)

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for ¥120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

This is arguably the best commercial ever made that isn’t European (I heard they run ads with boobs ). It was produced by video makers Vacant Manifesto For an Alabamian Mexican restaurant and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a robot , given any opportunity, will leave you for dead and go get drunk. Ahem, Bender. Terminator 5: Dance of the Tequilabots [thenerdist] Thanks to Marty the farmer and The Superficial Writer, who can both drink any robot under the table. And then kick it. YES!

Apparently these limited edition Star Trek waffles were released back in March to hype the new film before it came out. Why I never knew about them or got my syrup-loving paws on some is beyond me, but it probably had something to do with living under a laundry basket in my parents’ basement. Anyway, there were over 25 different out-of-this-world (kill me now) designs in total, with at least 14 containing unsafe levels of penis-shrinking Yellow #5. Which, nice try buddy, but we all know you never had any either. Hit the jump for a bunch of the other designs. But bring syrup!