I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That’s practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I’d only last 1 minute 56 seconds. Just sayin’ — I would wear that dino out. Not unlike my friend Barney. Get that fat purple ass of yours back here! How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? [theoatmeal] Thanks to Kenny, Xavier and Chris, who combined could only last 0:03.

I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That’s practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I’d only last 1 minute 56 seconds. Just sayin’ — I would wear that dino out. Not unlike my friend Barney. Get that fat purple ass of yours back here! How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? [theoatmeal] Thanks to Kenny, Xavier and Chris, who combined could only last 0:03.

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. Except I’m not so much talking as fantasizing . God I’d love to be in the middle of those two. Ha — I guess I AM talking about it! Now one of you put those little arms to use and make me a sandwich. Tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, Jurassic Museum of Asturias [wikipedia] (high-res version) Thanks to Kelly, who just convinced me to buy a one-way ticket to Asturias, Spain.

Looks legit to me. Picture [ozozo] Thanks to Jessica, who doesn’t care if there’s rat fur in the pizza, she’s going.

Hey guys I’m getting kicked out my hotel (which is fine because it’s a shithole and caught fire yesterday) so I have to relocate. I’ll be back this afternoon with more posts though, I promise. In the meantime, here’s a $130 USB powered microscope . This week e-Supply Japan announced the EEA-MAN1011, an digital USB microscope to use with a PC. It’s powered by a 2Mpix censor manufactured in by Sanyo Japan with a 5x to 150x zoom. Oh man, I want one. Remember the first time you ever looked at something under a microscope? What was it? Mine was a scab. And no, I didn’t eat it afterwards. It’s not eating if you swallow something whole! e-Supply Japan’s New USB Microscope [akihabaranews] Thanks to naas, who once looked at a fingernail clipping under a microscope and never bit his nails again.

Hey guys I’m getting kicked out my hotel (which is fine because it’s a shithole and caught fire yesterday) so I have to relocate. I’ll be back this afternoon with more posts though, I promise. In the meantime, here’s a $130 USB powered microscope . This week e-Supply Japan announced the EEA-MAN1011, an digital USB microscope to use with a PC. It’s powered by a 2Mpix censor manufactured in by Sanyo Japan with a 5x to 150x zoom. Oh man, I want one. Remember the first time you ever looked at something under a microscope? What was it? Mine was a scab. And no, I didn’t eat it afterwards. It’s not eating if you swallow something whole! e-Supply Japan’s New USB Microscope [akihabaranews] Thanks to naas, who once looked at a fingernail clipping under a microscope and never bit his nails again.

You heard right, 31-year old Utrecht-based designer Sander Reijgers modifies track jackets with parts from blow-up dolls to make them mad sexy. It’s about time! I customize existing tracksuit tops with parts of the blow-up dolls: the head, the breasts, the vagina, the anus. These dolls are so ugly and vulgar that turning them into something beautiful has become a challenge for me. The doll is a means to convey something else. ZOMG, I want one! Except I want mine to have like a hundred vaginas and two nipples on the head like little antennae. Wait till the people on the bus seem me! “ZIP ZAP, I AM FROM MARS.” Hit the jump to see several better ones, I only chose this picture for the front page because of that junkie’s ass.