Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game from Adult Swim in which you control a robot unicorn in a quest to make its dreams come true (collect fairies and charge through giant stars?). It’s highly addictive, and not just because of the soundtrack , although I dare you to come up with a better song . I suggest you all waste a few precious moments of your Friday work-day playing. Trust me — you’ll feel better about yourself knowing you stuck it to the man, if only for a minute. And speaking of sticking it to the man, check it — I’m going to cover the back of my dress shirt in superglue and wait for my boss to initiate the ol’ pat-on-the-back. When he does, he’ll stick and I’ll thrash around yelling “HE’S HITTING ME! ASSAULT, ASSAULT!!” Yep, this promotion’s in the bag. Robot Unicorn Attack Thanks to Jeno, Drew, AJ, G33k, Gir, Isaac and jim, who have all avoided doing a lick of work today. *sniff* I’m just so proud.

This is a little gallery of superheroes in not-so-super situations brought to us by Super Not So Super . For example, this is Batman reading the foreclosure notice on his mansion/batcave. Also, his costume looks like shit. You know, I was so inspired by these superheroes doing ordinary-folk things that I decided to post a picture of myself picking up after my dog. You know, so you could see I’m just a regular guy like you. Unfortunately, neither the butler nor the maid could figure out which setting on the camera to use to best capture my BURNING LASER VISION. But don’t worry, next time I’ll get the gimp to do it. Hit the jump for several more, including Catwoman and The Flash.

A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!! Cherelle Dudfield, 18, rolled over the car’s bonnet and hit the windscreen but escaped serious injury. The New Zealand teenager was later arrested and has now admitted disorderly behaviour. She said she was egged on by a friend to flash her breasts while standing in the middle of a road in Invercargill on New Zealand’s South Island in September. Judge David Holderness called her actions dangerous, adding that she was lucky not to have been badly hurt. She was fined £120 (~$195) Damn, hit by a car AND charged almost $200. This reminds me of the time I pulled over on the highway to relieve myself and caused the lunar lander to crash. I already told you NASA, I’m not paying! Flash crash teen knocked over [thesun] Thanks to Andrew MacGregor, who once flashed his junk on an overpass and got a thumbs down from two motorists in a row.

Some guy named Adam Harvey designed an anti-paparazzi purse that, when the flashbulbs of the photogs go off, immediately flashes it’s own bulb back, ruining their pictures and effectively protecting your privates from showing up on TheSuperficial . Obviously, it’s a terrible idea. Terribly terrible. Right up there with the current public decency laws. IT’S HOT OUTSIDE, GIMME A BREAK. Also, a rub-down with that lotion ;). Seriously, I need you to SP my F. Anti-paparazzi device flashes lewd photographers right back [dvice] Thanks to FDSY, whose anti-paparazzi device looks a lot more like a sock full of quarters.