This is a video of a cat fighting a robot . I don’t want to ruin it for you, but it does have a happy ending. Now I know what you’re thinking, “HOLY SHIT — SENSUAL YOUTUBE MASSAGES?!” No moron, you think I’d be writing if those existed? Video of cat vs. robot (Spoiler: cat OWNS the robot!) [dvice] Thanks to Retroprofile, who’s makes outdated information look good.

After allegedly getting smacked in the mouth by her ex-girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan has unleashed her inner Regina George and she now seems to be doing everything she can to make Samantha Ronson's life hell. And it's just beginning! First…

We were wondering what started the rift between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, and sources tell X17online exclusively that it was Sam who threw the first punch - literally! After bumming a ride from Sam's sister Annabelle…

We were wondering what started the rift between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, and sources tell X17online exclusively that it was Sam who threw the first punch - literally! After bumming a ride from Sam's sister Annabelle…

Credit: Michael Becker/Fox Katy Perry got feisty with Idol judge Kara DioGuardi last night, at one point threatening to throw Coke in her face! The two argued over contestant Chris Golightly, who sang "Stand by Me" after talking to Ryan…

Last night Chris Pine and girlfriend Olivia Munn dined at Madeo, and not only did they have to shield themselves from the rain, but they also had to battle a pack of photographers asking them questions about their rumored…

After last year's Guys and Dolls incident, things were a bit awkward when Joe Francis arrived at Voyeur while Jayde Nicole was still waiting to get inside the club. Both struggled to get past the velvet rope, and finally, only…

Alright, I’m taking bets — who will be the victor ? If you answered, “GW in a f***ing monster truck “, congratulations, you won. Something. Not my v-card though. Head-on crash test: 2009 Chevy Malibu vs. 1959 Bel Air [dvice] Thanks to James, who would have crushed both those vehicles with a Sherman tank. You get all crushy on those things, James!

Alright, I’m taking bets — who will be the victor ? If you answered, “GW in a f***ing monster truck “, congratulations, you won. Something. Not my v-card though. Head-on crash test: 2009 Chevy Malibu vs. 1959 Bel Air [dvice] Thanks to James, who would have crushed both those vehicles with a Sherman tank. You get all crushy on those things, James!

Somebody with way too much time on their hands recently had a one-sided Pokemon battle with a girl on Omegle . It’s moderately humorous, but there are a fair amount of words to read if you’re not into that. And if you’re not into that, you’re probably not reading this. Dick. Haha, you didn’t even read that. Jerk. I did it again! Hit the jump to read the rest of the battle.