The $25 Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek is by far the greatest advance in baby-feeding technology since the tit. The bib and wing tips feature flashing LEDs to ensure a smooth flight and that all food aboard Gerber flight B4BY makes it safely to the hanger. Plus, the spoon end is removable for easy cleaning. That’s just smart product design right there. WW2 flight helmet and goggles optional, but highly recommended. Uh-oh — bogeys at nine o’clock! Dinner’s at seven. AND DON’T BE LATE. BARREL ROLL, BARREL ROLL! Little help over here, Fox McCloud! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT! BOOM! I’ve been hit — eject, EJECT! WHEEE EEEE EEEE!! Great, now the baby’s crying. But seriously, I think you can tell I’d make a great father. ThinkGeek Product Site via JetBib: Baby food, you’re cleared for landing [dvice]

This is a video of a hummingbird feeder that’s incorporated into a $80 flowery mask . You leave it outside for awhile to get the birds used to it, then put that sucker on one day and sit still while the hummers come to feed right between your eyes . INTENSE! Reminds me of the time I let a murder of crows peck my eyes out. Probably shouldn’t have done that. But like they say, hindsight’s 20/20. Except mine. I’m totally blind now. Product Site via Wearable hummingbird feeder: they’ll think your eyes are juicy, delicious flowers! [boingboing] Thanks to Fally, who once fed an owl a mouse right from her hand because she’s an adrenaline junkie.