This is a LEGO stop motion ad I’ve seen on television at least forty times in the past week. Maybe you have too. But if you haven’t, here you go — consider it a late Christmas present. One that sucks but you can’t return. What can I say, I’m a giver. Youtube

The $25 Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek is by far the greatest advance in baby-feeding technology since the tit. The bib and wing tips feature flashing LEDs to ensure a smooth flight and that all food aboard Gerber flight B4BY makes it safely to the hanger. Plus, the spoon end is removable for easy cleaning. That’s just smart product design right there. WW2 flight helmet and goggles optional, but highly recommended. Uh-oh — bogeys at nine o’clock! Dinner’s at seven. AND DON’T BE LATE. BARREL ROLL, BARREL ROLL! Little help over here, Fox McCloud! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT! BOOM! I’ve been hit — eject, EJECT! WHEEE EEEE EEEE!! Great, now the baby’s crying. But seriously, I think you can tell I’d make a great father. ThinkGeek Product Site via JetBib: Baby food, you’re cleared for landing [dvice]

NOTE : Video possibly NSFW due to cussing (GD) a couple times. This post originally started as a tribute to Keyboard Cat , who I just found out passed away earlier this year (around May). But then I saw the play him off video featured above of a kid crying about a hockey game and filming it for his Youtube channel when his dad walks in and yells at him for being such an idiot moron. It is amazing. Not that I’d know anything about filming myself crying because sex tapes don’t count, right? There was something in my eye! Hit the jump for another classic play him off from Walker, Texas Ranger (it’s even more f’ed up).

So yeah, this is sad. Private Richard Hunt, the 200th U.K. soldier to die in Afghanistan, was buried over the weekend. He would have been 22 yesterday. His father Phillip, enjoyed playing Call of Duty: World at War with his son. He left a copy of the game at his grave. “Happy Birthday ‘Hunty’. Play you again one day. Dad.” Wow, that tore me up. Dad’s Tribute: Call of Duty on Soldier Son’s Grave [kotaku] Thanks to Solozaur, whose single tear splattered F10.

Babyglow Sleep Suits are basically Hypercolor onesies for babies . If the baby’s temperature passes 98.6°F (37°C), it turns white, indicating possible sickness. Also, if it’s vomit covered, that could be a sign. Available this fall, a 3-pack will set you back $35. Alternatively, a 36-pack of Trojans for $17.94…. …. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! Babyglow Garment Changes Color When Your Baby Is Running A Fever [ohgizmo]

Not to be outdone by the announcement of Beatles Rock Band , the game is now coming out in LEGO form. Hooray? It hasn’t received a release date yet, but is guaranteed to take future family nights to an all new level as you and yours Patridge Family the shit out of that mother! * Songs you know and love : Rock out to everything from current radio hits to past favorites the whole family will enjoy. * LEGO-themed rock challenges : Play killer riffs to destroy a giant robot, summon a storm, and demolish a skyscraper using the power of rock! * Enhanced customizer : Don’t stop with your avatar, customize your whole entourage! Design the band, roadies, and manager just the way you want. Awesome, that sounds not awesome! As much as I do love LEGO and rocking out with my proverbial stratowangcaster out, I just don’t know. Of course, the game was designed for children and families so I’m not exactly the target demographic. BUT THEN WHY DO I STILL EAT KID CUISINES? I’m an enigma! Return to Innocence , bitches! LEGO Rock Band [xbox] Thanks to Salazar and Alex, who have both gotten with LEGO groupies. Nothing wrong with that guys, I just hope you built yourself some modular plastic protection first.