I know, two hat posts in a row, what can I say — it must be your lucky day. Besides the one you met me. Which, you better not have washed your hand after we shook! But you said you wouldn’t. Anyway, the TV hat is a $20 hat that has a clear pocket you put your iPod in and little shades that come down on the sides so you can watch your iPod glare free and walk into poles and manholes and get robbed and stuff. Safe! Essentially a baseball hat with an extended visor, the TV hat has a pocket at the end of the lid for your portable player. One it’s inside, you pull down the black canvas material velcroed under the lid, creating blinders and blocking out the sun. Underneath the lid is a rectangular magnifying glass that flips down that supposedly “enhances” visibility. There are openings for your earphones, too. Wow, that sounds like something I absolutely, positively must have. Honestly, I’m bored of looking at the real world anyways. It’s all ugly people and old people and, sometimes, ugly old people. Bad combo right there. One time an old lady tried talking to me that had a beard and a hair growing out of her nose that was at least an inch long. Not out of the nostril either, the actual top of her nose . I puked in my mouth. I may be going to hell, but I puked in my mouth. Terrible commercial for the thing after the jump.

I know, two hat posts in a row, what can I say — it must be your lucky day. Besides the one you met me. Which, you better not have washed your hand after we shook! But you said you wouldn’t. Anyway, the TV hat is a $20 hat that has a clear pocket you put your iPod in and little shades that come down on the sides so you can watch your iPod glare free and walk into poles and manholes and get robbed and stuff. Safe! Essentially a baseball hat with an extended visor, the TV hat has a pocket at the end of the lid for your portable player. One it’s inside, you pull down the black canvas material velcroed under the lid, creating blinders and blocking out the sun. Underneath the lid is a rectangular magnifying glass that flips down that supposedly “enhances” visibility. There are openings for your earphones, too. Wow, that sounds like something I absolutely, positively must have. Honestly, I’m bored of looking at the real world anyways. It’s all ugly people and old people and, sometimes, ugly old people. Bad combo right there. One time an old lady tried talking to me that had a beard and a hair growing out of her nose that was at least an inch long. Not out of the nostril either, the actual top of her nose . I puked in my mouth. I may be going to hell, but I puked in my mouth. Terrible commercial for the thing after the jump.

We’ve all known about the line of Adidas Star Wars merchandise for awhile, but who knew they were gonna drop such a fresh Vader track jacket ? Not me, and I know pretty much everything (I’m a college professor in every subject). The $100 abdomen candy even comes WITH A DETACHABLE CAPE AND BREAST PLATE! Unfortunately, you’re gonna have to breath heavy on your own. Which shouldn’t be a problem for you. Remember that time at the mall when the escalator was broken? You were wheezing. Product Site via Darth Vader Track Jacket finds your lack of warmth… disturbing [dvice] Thanks to Closet Nerd, whose nerdy closet is jam-packed with Vader track jackets. Plus Members Only ones. Jealous!

Looking for a shirt Sheldon wore on ‘ The Big Bang Theory ‘? Well you’re in luck, because SheldonShirts.com is a visual database of the tees and includes links to the product pages. So, yeah, now you can brag to your friends you’re wearing the same shirt as Sheldon. Which, I don’t know know how I feel about that. Besides awesome! Look I’m wearing a Sheldon shirt! Plus Adam pants. You know, Adam — of ‘Garden of Eden’ fame. It’s a fig leaf an entire rainforest and still isn’t big enough to cover me. SheldonShirts Thanks to Deacon, who was really mean to Blade and tried to kill him.

Madonna is in negotiations to launch a contemporary women’s clothing collection at Macy’s, according to sources for WWD. The line would include apparel, accessories, intimates and footwear, and apparently Madonna is considering the name Material Girl for the apparel…

This was actually something I would've gotten behind! Katy Perry is off to a great year so far - she got engaged to Russell Brand, snagged a Grammy nom and did a guest spot on American Idol. Today there…

T-Shirt Wars is a stop-motion video made by lovers duo Rhett&Link. It took 222 shirts to create plus two sperm and quite possibly one in vitro fertilization because Rhett there kind of strikes me as a test-tube baby. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (I was born in a graduated cylinder). Youtube Thanks to Yopoleo, chris, Jessica and Luke Hoverounder, who know the only good t-shirt war is a wet one. Can’t argue there (can I be a judge?).

After watching Rihanna's latest music video, the only things that come to mind are acid trips, an African safari, and Saturday morning cartoons. I'm not sure how I feel about the song or the video (not to mention Rihanna…

Because Snuggies alone don’t suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don’t even want to know. But you do, don’t you? Fine, I’ll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’M A HARD-HITTING JOURNALIST. *pow!* : “We were noticing that people were wearing their pajamas on airplanes and in grocery stores. But a lot of people have mixed feelings about it because they think it’s inappropriate and sloppy,” Stacey Buonanno, merchandising manager for The PajamaGram Company, maker of the double duty “denim,” explained to StyleList. “A lot of people wear their workout clothes out. But we thought it would be easy to take a pair of jeans, style them similar to a yoga pant, give them all the jean detailing, but make them stretchy and soft so that you wouldn’t mind wearing them to bed,” she told us. Adding that, “The cool thing about the fabric is that the outside looks like a typical twill but it definitely has more of a jersey feel. And the inside is really, really brushed, so it almost feels like the inside of sweatpants or fleece.” $40 scores a pair. And, for a limited time only, if you send them to me along with $20 I’ll sign them and sleep in them. Extra $10 for a Polaroid of me passed out on the couch with a penis drawn on my face, $5 for a custom stain. It’s really a bargain if you think about it. Drunk. Think about it drunk. Hit the jump for a worthwhile two-minute commercial.

Because Snuggies alone don’t suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don’t even want to know. But you do, don’t you? Fine, I’ll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’M A HARD-HITTING JOURNALIST. *pow!* : “We were noticing that people were wearing their pajamas on airplanes and in grocery stores. But a lot of people have mixed feelings about it because they think it’s inappropriate and sloppy,” Stacey Buonanno, merchandising manager for The PajamaGram Company, maker of the double duty “denim,” explained to StyleList. “A lot of people wear their workout clothes out. But we thought it would be easy to take a pair of jeans, style them similar to a yoga pant, give them all the jean detailing, but make them stretchy and soft so that you wouldn’t mind wearing them to bed,” she told us. Adding that, “The cool thing about the fabric is that the outside looks like a typical twill but it definitely has more of a jersey feel. And the inside is really, really brushed, so it almost feels like the inside of sweatpants or fleece.” $40 scores a pair. And, for a limited time only, if you send them to me along with $20 I’ll sign them and sleep in them. Extra $10 for a Polaroid of me passed out on the couch with a penis drawn on my face, $5 for a custom stain. It’s really a bargain if you think about it. Drunk. Think about it drunk. Hit the jump for a worthwhile two-minute commercial.