This is just a video of two morning show anchors in Australia having a bit of fun on the air with their curling game for Nintendo Wii. That is all I see. Boy, it sure does look like a wholesome good time though. Why is everybody laughing? Rowdy, why are you laughing?

First of all, who the hell cares if you get four letters instead of three? Screw three pieces of mail but four — HOLY MARY OF MAIL I BETTER HOVEROUND DOWN TO THE BOX AND RETRIEVE THOSE BITCHES! Secondly, this $55 piece of Thanko garbo doesn’t even count your pieces of mail, IT COUNTS HOW MANY TIMES ITS DOOR HAS BEEN OPENED. Which, unless the chubby f***er next door has been stealing your Netflix rentals again , is probably once a day. A sensor attached to the mailbox counts the number of times the door has been opened, and an LCD display located inside your home keeps you appraised of the possible number of letters or packages that have been delivered. So basically it can tell you whether your mail has been delivered or not. Hooray. You know what else will tell you if the mail’s come yet? Putting the little flag up. BOOSH — they don’t teach you that shit in school! POSTCN01 Alerts You To New Mail - But The Real Kind [ohgizmo] Thanks to Luke, Ishbo and sara, who all love analog mail because it’s more personal. Pfft, you should read the emails I write, I get personal.

This is a video of a super-staged Wii fail . It’s still worth watching though, so check it out. Then you can bicker back and forth in the comments about something completely unrelated and call each other names . Haha — do I know you guys or what?! Youtube Thanks to mongoose82, who once beat a friend in the head with a Genesis controller until you could hear parts rattling around inside it. Brutal!

This is a short video of BBC reporter Dan Simmons breaking an allegedly unbreakable phone at the Consumer Electronics Show. The phone is supposed to be able to withstand a 10-story drop, being dunked 20-feet underwater for a half hour, and used as a hammer. Unfortunately, it can’t withstand being beat against an aquarium four times. But my fish love that shit! Reporter breaks an ‘unbreakable’ mobile phone at CES [bbcnews] Thanks to Ross and Simon, who can break phones just by looking at them. That’s, uh, some superpower. Blast the chick sitting next to me!

I don’t know if any demolition will top this fail in Turkey, but the Chinese certainly took a shot at it with this effort. And by took a shot I mean killed hundreds of bystanders. Youtube Thanks to Marcos and Sara, who once blew up an apartment complex because they didn’t like the name of it. Psychos.

A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office. Not even kidding. Taylor initially fired shots from the building in Wytheville, but no one was injured. The drama came to an end when police ordered him to let the hostages go and come out with his hands up. Soon after, Taylor and three others left the post office. Police had negotiated with Taylor by phone, but he made no demands other than a request for a pizza. He is reported to have told police he had a military background. A team of SWAT police sheltered behind vehicles as Taylor wheeled himself out and “surrendered” to a bomb-disposal robot. Geez, how humiliating having to surrender to a robot. And not even a robot with giant lasers and razor saws, just one with a stick to poke bombs with. I would have had to hari-kari myself right there. And by hari-kari I mean put that thing in a headlock and demand extra breadsticks. Wheelchair gunman surrenders to police robot [londoneveningstandard] Thanks to nick bacon, whose last name is actually bacon and I that makes me jealous.

A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!! Cherelle Dudfield, 18, rolled over the car’s bonnet and hit the windscreen but escaped serious injury. The New Zealand teenager was later arrested and has now admitted disorderly behaviour. She said she was egged on by a friend to flash her breasts while standing in the middle of a road in Invercargill on New Zealand’s South Island in September. Judge David Holderness called her actions dangerous, adding that she was lucky not to have been badly hurt. She was fined £120 (~$195) Damn, hit by a car AND charged almost $200. This reminds me of the time I pulled over on the highway to relieve myself and caused the lunar lander to crash. I already told you NASA, I’m not paying! Flash crash teen knocked over [thesun] Thanks to Andrew MacGregor, who once flashed his junk on an overpass and got a thumbs down from two motorists in a row.

A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!! Cherelle Dudfield, 18, rolled over the car’s bonnet and hit the windscreen but escaped serious injury. The New Zealand teenager was later arrested and has now admitted disorderly behaviour. She said she was egged on by a friend to flash her breasts while standing in the middle of a road in Invercargill on New Zealand’s South Island in September. Judge David Holderness called her actions dangerous, adding that she was lucky not to have been badly hurt. She was fined £120 (~$195) Damn, hit by a car AND charged almost $200. This reminds me of the time I pulled over on the highway to relieve myself and caused the lunar lander to crash. I already told you NASA, I’m not paying! Flash crash teen knocked over [thesun] Thanks to Andrew MacGregor, who once flashed his junk on an overpass and got a thumbs down from two motorists in a row.

That’s not even Pikachu , that’s a stoned -ass Garfield with no stripes after eating a whole pan of lasagna (LOL — he loves that stuff!). Oh — and to the maker: there comes in a time in your life when you realize your own limitations and focus on working within them. That time was well before you made this. Just sayin’. Hit the jump for an equally questionable Sonic.

I don’t care if it looks like a turd with a tail, I would still eat it BECAUSE I’M NOT WASTEFUL. The Geekologie Writer’s plate is always a happy plate . With dinosaurs on it . And, sometimes, second helpings . Turkey Cake Fail [failblog] Thanks to Aisha, who had thirds one time. Thirds, crazy!