Old Matty McConaughey was looking a bit red in the eye when photogs caught him leaving The Ivy At The Shore last night. Matty dined without his baby mama, Camila Alves, who was probably at home taking care of her…

Poor thing! It looked like just a normal day for preggers model Heidi Klum - she took her daughter Leni to get a haircut! But taking a closer look, we realized something was wrong with the little girl's eye……

Rob Spence has had eye problems since a shooting accident at 13. Now 36, Rob had the eye removed three years ago and decided he wants a video camera in it’s place. Only problem: getting a video camera in its place. Thus far, they’ve built devices that create wireless NTSC signals–the sort of standard wireless signal a television uses–and are now working on getting this to work in sync with a miniature camera and a battery, all attached to a printed circuit board, all of which has to fit inside a prosthetic eye. So in the meantime Rob sports the Terminator eye to drum up interest in the project and try to score some funding. Good luck, Rob. And by good luck I mean I won’t hesitate to go John Conner on that ass if I have to. Hit the jump for one more shot and a link to the superlong article.

Can you blame him? Rod Stewart's son is hot!…

Can you blame him? Rod Stewart's son is hot!…

Finally , a clear shot of God’s eye. The European Organisation for Astronomical Research in the Southern Hemisphere, aka (mercifully) ESO, has released an impressive image of the Helix Nebula captured by La Silla Observatory in Chile. The nebula, lying at around 700 light-years away in the constellation of Aquarius, has quickly been dubbed the “Eye of God”, for obvious reasons. I’ve got news for you folks: this is not, in fact, God’s real eye. How do I know? Well you remember in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Germans finally opened the Ark of the Covenant? What happened? Precisely — ghosts and shit flew out and shot through their stupid Nazi faces and killed them all. That one dude even melted. So, you still alive? Exactly. Stargazers peer into the ‘Eye of God’ [theregister] Thanks to Tim, who knows the true eye of God burns like a laserbeam.