The Litter Robot is a $330 mechanical litterbox that your cat will ignore and begin shitting behind the couch instead. I just ordered two (one for me, one for the dog). Basically the whole damn thing rotates and sifts the litter, depositing waste in a pan below the unit. It’s simple, it’s easy, it’s robotic! I hate it. A testimonial: I was so tickled by how fast she adjusted Thursday, 21 January, 2010 | Category: Testimonials I literally had to hold her back while I added litter to the unit. She immediately walked into the Litter Robot and proceeded to pee and poop…I even used a different litter and filled it all the way. Still she jumped right in and did not mind me watching . LOLWUT?! That’s one special litterbox! (I just ordered another for my female roommate) Product Site Thanks to Pat, Greg and the people who sent me this a long time ago whose emails I couldn’t find, this scoops for you. Oh, got a turd!

Haha, how many of you actually tried ? I did, and I didn’t even screw up once. I mean, not to brag or anything but: TOY BOAT, TOY BOAT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TWOY BOYT!! Awh, shit. Do-over? Totally minimal block of wood with digital numbers floating across the surface. These clever clocks have a very thin layer of real maple wood veneer that permits the LEDs to shine through. Each one is slightly different due to the natural variation in wood grain. The clocks, similar in design to these rulers , are real and available from SUCK UK for $157. Alternatively, save yourself $157 and nail your cell phone to a log. Which, great for a snack and fits on your back, just sayin’. Product Page Thanks to kira, who doesn’t need a wooden block clock because she has one of those glass bong-y things with the sand in it. Haha, yeah, an hourglass.

Looking for a ridiculously expensive lamp you’re supposed to bang a bunch of holes in with a pick-hammer? Well you’re in luck, because I just paper-mâché’d every lamp in my parent’s house AND I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS! That’s exactly the value proposition you’ll get if you pick up artist Jordi Canudas’ Less Lamp. You see, this pendant lighting fixture looks like a solid black hanging egg when you first receive it, letting exactly none of the light out into your room. But thanks to the included pick, you can chip your way through the delicate exterior eggshell and let the light shine out to your own liking. Wow, reminds me of this chair . I think the two of them could really tie a room together. And speaking of which, mind if I do a J? Pfft — I don’t need your permission! But I do need your lighter. Give it to me. Hit the jump for a pic of what happens when you bang it a little too much.

Send a ball , that’s how. Or nothing. Honestly, I’d prefer nothing. At least you won’t piss my mailman off (he already f***s up all my packages). Send a Ball, the online store that lets you create personalized inflatable balls for any occasion, made its ABC Shark Tank debut tonight. Here’s how the business started: “One day I [co-founder Michele) was in Osco, saw a BIN of bouncy balls, grabbed one and thought “I can mail this”. Took a sharpie, addressed it to my BFF Sharon, wrote “Have BALL with your new baby”, went to the post office and mailed it.” Balls start at $20 and include shipment to anywhere in the US. Which, for a $1 ball and $1 worth of postage, is a 1,000% markup. Which I think we can all agree, is the American way. Also: fat with a false sense of entitlement. News video with two annoying chicks after the jump.

Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort . AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait — $2,100? You’ve got to be f***ing kidding me. “Gizmo” skirt in grey tweed with ‘ear-pockets’ and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN LICHTENBERG from the ready to wear collection. PLEASE NOTE: The Ready to Wear BRIAN LICHTENBERG pieces are made to order - Please allow 10-14 business days before we ship this item. First of all, for being in the “ready to wear” collection, 10-14 business days before shipping doesn’t exactly sound all that ready. And secondly, how much you wanna bet there’s an evil Gremlin hiding behind that cuddly little face? (I’m talking about her vagina) Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including some close-ups.

Need more USB ports ? Who doesn’t, amirite? Well then look no further than Thanko’s 80-port USB panel. At $200, there’s really no reason not to buy a half dozen. Plus, adjustable voltage. WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!! みんなきっと驚くこと間違いなし！これ、なんと80ポートものUSBポートを内蔵したチャージャーボードなんです。携帯電話、デジカメ、オーディオプレーヤーなどなど。そんなデジタル機器をたくさんお持ちの方には朗報かもしれません！デジタル機器を80個まで充電できるなんて、まるで夢のようじゃないですか？USBの端子が80ポートも並んでいるのを横からみると何か、なんだか軍隊の兵隊さんみたいな感じがして迫力あります。 Unless you run a ‘Rent-A-Port’ by the minute business (genius) or make something in bulk that needs to be charged before selling, why the hell would you need one of these? Don’t get me wrong, I’m still buying two, but that’s only because I have 101 Dalmations 160 USB humping dogs and think it would be hysterical to see them all going at it simultaneously. Wouldn’t that be funny? You’d watch it on Youtube, right? CHANNEL VIEWS NEED CHANNEL VIEWS. Product Site via Who Needs More USB Ports? [forevergeek] Thanks to Melissa and Darkwing Duck, who charge things the old fashioned way: with space technology.

I honestly didn’t know his name was Mola Ram, but hey — you learn something new everyday. Like today I learned repeatedly slamming your penis in a car door doesn’t necessarily impress the cart-returner at the grocery store the way you’d expect (somebody call a locksmith). The Mola Ram Premium Format figure presents one of Indiana Jones’ most memorable adversaries in stunning detail. Each piece is individually painted and finished to exacting standards, each with its own unique quality and detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles product. Clothed in real fabric robes and wearing two detailed necklaces, Mola stands over 25 inches tall atop a base adorned with eight unique skulls. Mola Ram comes complete with two switch-out heads, featuring a headdress option with real hair detailing, and two switch-out hands, including a human heart engulfed in flames. The Mola Ram Premium Format Figure is the perfect addition to any display, an essential part of your Indiana Jones collection. 25 inches of Mola for only $290? — what a steal! And speaking of stealing — IT BELONG IN A MUSEUM! Indiana Jones quote tie-in FTW. Hey — It’s Friday, folks, don’t expect much. Except snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? Am I good now? Okay cool. Hit the jump for some close-ups.

Because I practically ooze journalistic integrity out of my apricot-y nipples , here’s some $80 Space Invaders tights I posted strictly because of the picture. Are you getting all this, Pulitzer committee? Let me know if you need my address again so you can send the trophy. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S JUST A MEDAL? I’m melting it. Hit the jump for three more shots of the space you wish you could invade.

I remember seeing this in the Skymall catalog the last time I was on a plane (suck it, boat!) and telling myself to remember to post it. That was months ago. Those little airplane bottles played a trick on me! With his characteristically big feet, our more than two-foot-tall Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative decor style! First of all, two feet tall? That’s the opposite of Bigfoot — that’s smallfoot. And definitely not worth 100 bones. Also, no guest is going to admire your creative decor style. They’re gonna think you’re a classless jackass. No, the only Bigfoot I want in my front yard is the monster truck. YOU GONNA DIE, BEGONIAS! Product Site Thanks to Fally, who will take a conical hatted gnome over a little bigfoot any day.

To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody’s favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets . Unfortunately for you poorer Spongebob fans, the helmets are selling for $1,200. Yes, apiece. So you’d be better off buying a blank helmet and having somebody airbrush that bucktoothed kitchen wipe on it for you. BOOM, just saved you $1,000! Also, I think this is more of a moped helmet than a motorcycle helmet, know what I’m saying? I’m saying it looks ridiculous. Hit the jump for some closeups of a helmet you’ll never buy.