I love The Hurt Locker , and I love Jersey Shore. I also happen to love oysters and Pop Tarts but would never consider having the two together. Nothing good would come of that. Too bad the people at Lopez Tonight don’t get that sometimes it’s best to just let two awesome things to exist separately. Like when, say, you introduced your high school friends to your college friends and it ended in disaster? This is like that: Oof. I hope that didn’t just kill Jeremy Renner ’s Oscar chances. [via Vulture ]

As reports surface that Conan O’Brien may be doing some live stage shows this summer, NBC has rolled out a pants-wettingly hilarious new promo for Jay Leno ’s return to The Tonight Show , seen below: I actually got my hands on the original, longer version of the promo (I have a guy inside NBC. He lives in the air conditioning ducts). This is how the spot should have ended: Good thing Kevin Eubanks didn’t ride shotgun .

Meet Wendy Whitfield . She’s the owner or an adorrrrable own named Twixx (owl cookie center = delicious). Twixx is hard up to get laid by another owl (Snickerzz? 100 Grandd?), and until his owl cravings be satisfied, he’s hooting up a storm much to the chagrin of Wendy’s neighbors… And now Wendy’s only solution seems to be… KILL THE OWL. We don’t get it… Can’t she figure out a way for him to, you know, MATE? She claims there’s a comely young owl who responds to his hoots right outside his cage. Solution: OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CAGE AND CUE THIS MUSIC . Why do you have to go and kill Twixx? Before taking a look at the gallery, let it be known that I tried to find a video of owl sex, to show the world how beautiful it could be. Instead, I found this, clearly the inspiration for Will Ferrell’s “Luvah” character: This post will hopefully explain to my Twitter followers the following Tweet: “How are there like no videos of owls having sex on the internet?” Thank you for reading, and please look through the following gallery for hilarious pics of Twixx looking for action… SAVE TWIXX!

Meet Wendy Whitfield . She’s the owner or an adorrrrable own named Twixx (owl cookie center = delicious). Twixx is hard up to get laid by another owl (Snickerzz? 100 Grandd?), and until his owl cravings be satisfied, he’s hooting up a storm much to the chagrin of Wendy’s neighbors… And now Wendy’s only solution seems to be… KILL THE OWL. We don’t get it… Can’t she figure out a way for him to, you know, MATE? She claims there’s a comely young owl who responds to his hoots right outside his cage. Solution: OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CAGE AND CUE THIS MUSIC . Why do you have to go and kill Twixx? Before taking a look at the gallery, let it be known that I tried to find a video of owl sex, to show the world how beautiful it could be. Instead, I found this, clearly the inspiration for Will Ferrell’s “Luvah” character: This post will hopefully explain to my Twitter followers the following Tweet: “How are there like no videos of owls having sex on the internet?” Thank you for reading, and please look through the following gallery for hilarious pics of Twixx looking for action… SAVE TWIXX!

Most of you won’t even read this copy and will go straight to the video. To those of you who do this: Shame. To the rest of you (Hey Carl), thank you for your patience. You realize that when something as delightful as Adam Lambert’s “Whataya Want From Me” music video premieres, perhaps its best to savor every moment of anticipation before watching it, like slowly taking off the giant novelty bow on your brand new Mercedes. Especially when that video is beautifully shot, like a living painting, and gives you that angsty Adam you’ve all been waiting for… J-EFFING-K. GET IN THERE: VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip Don’t forget to tune into the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Live!, tonight at 9 PM on VH1 , which will feature an appearance by Lambert and a very special guest presenter… YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS IT. Oh, there’s also a pre-show starting at 8:30, where you’ll catch glimpse of all the fabulous celebrities before the show starts. (By the by, the line-up for the event is sick amazing. And we’re not just saying that because they’re paying us too. It’s real A-list business up in here.) Bestweekever.tv will be live at the event! Check back here as we live-blog the show (and from the red carpet) with our partner sites, including AOL’s Moviefone , The Envelope , The Huffington Post , TheFabLife and fashion experts Refinery29 !

Check out this footage of Jimmy Fallon and a handful of our favorite Muppets , breaking down into an impromptu version of “One” (not Bono ’s, the “loneliest number” verzh) before the actual show started taping. We strongly encourage the puppeteers to form an after-hour jam band, because wow… it’s pretty professional. Video courtesy of our friends over at the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon blog , who were lucky enough to catch this act live. They assure us it was totally improvised. Spoiler Alert: It’s Robin , the small frog on Jimmy’s shoulder, that puts this video over the edge for us. HIS HAT IS PROBABLY THE SIZE OF A DIME!! Also, this picture .

OK, it’s not Anna Nicole Smith awards show level wasted , but still, this acceptance speech delivered by Mariah Carey for Breakthrough Performance at the Palm Springs Film Festival feels like it was delivered at the bottom of a vodka pool. Note that it’s been edited down, meaning in actuality the speech probably lasted 48 minutes. Also, we would definitely get tanked with Mariah Carey. We love us some relaxed drunks.

OK, it’s not Anna Nicole Smith awards show level wasted , but still, this acceptance speech delivered by Mariah Carey for Breakthrough Performance at the Palm Springs Film Festival feels like it was delivered at the bottom of a vodka pool. Note that it’s been edited down, meaning in actuality the speech probably lasted 48 minutes. Also, we would definitely get tanked with Mariah Carey. We love us some relaxed drunks.

Lovable zombies, you scoff? Not possible. WRONG. Look in the mirror. YOU ARE WRONG. Because we’ve found em! And believe it or not, they were pretty lovable as people too. That’s because these “Zombies” are actually the hilarious twosome Paul F. Tompkins and Rich Sommer (yes, Harry Crane ), who have already climbed to the top of the 2010 charts in the “Zombies We Wanna Hang With” category. Let’s not even talk about the beautiful cinematography of this viral video, which may have finally proven to us that this “internet” thing is through f*cking around. It’s art, people. This is “Sketch of the Dead.” Watch it for the last minute alone, which, to us — on two hours sleep — is the funniest thing we’ve seen since the epic “Flat Cat” episode of Hoarders . Sketch Of The Dead Atom.com: Funny Videos | Atom Originals | Funny Animations

Bestweekever.tv has taken a look back into the year of film, compiling the year’s movies with our trademarked “For Your Consideration” titles. Take a look through the below gallery, and tell us if you agree with our assessment in the comments. So, ladies and gentlemen, we present: FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: 2009, The Year In Film (click on the first picture to begin) 1 2 3 4 ►