There’s an eBay auction going on right now for a code that’ll allow you to beta test the new Starcraft II : Wings of Liberty . Hey, that’s cool. You know, I beta-tested something once. It was a goldfish . It did not survive. Fish joke! This auction is for a piece of paper that shows the Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty Beta Invite code. This key code provides instant access to the SC2 beta and allows you to download the beta client immediately. The code has NOT been used. If you have a feedback rating higher than 20, I am willing to forward actual email key code right away rather than shipping it. But only if you have a perfect feedback (100%) and rating higher than 20. Weird, when I first got the tip last night and looked at the auction they were asking $999, but now they only want $380. *cough* Drug addict *cough* . eBay Auction Thanks to blackswans22, who may or may yes be the meth-fiending seller.

I know for a fact I used to eat Nintendo Cereal System growing up because I still have some Link bits stuck to the roof of my mouth. But had I known I could pawn unopened boxes of the deliciousness on eBay in 2010 for $200, I might have stockpiled the stuff (or at least saved the boxes, refilled them with Crunch Berries, and glued them back shut). THIS IS AN ORIGINAL NINTENDO CEREAL SYSTEM FROM 1988 WITH TWO DIFFERENT CEREALS IN IT, SUPER MARIO BROS ACTION SERIES AND ZELDA ADVENTURE SERIES. COMPLETLY SEALED IN THE BOX. IT IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION FOR BEING A 22 YEAR OLD THIN CARDBOARD BOX. ONLY ONE DISCLAIMER IT WOULD NOT BE WISE TO EAT THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX EVEN THOUGH I NO YOU WILL WANT TO. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT MENY TIMES MY SELF. The box sold for $207.50 plus $4 shipping. So, which one of you bought it? And, more importantly, when are we eating it? I remember one of the cereals tasting like shit and the other one being good. Well I call the good one. eBay Auction via Nintendo Cereal System Sells For $200 [nintendolife] Thanks to Blackheart, who actually aspired to be Black beard but can’t grow facial hair.

A Nintendo and five games recently sold on eBay for a staggering $13,105 (plus $13.95 shipping — cheapskate!). Why? Because a Bandai ‘Stadium Events’ game BOX is worth $9,500. *cough* WHAT? Stadium Events is incredibly rare, and the manual and (most importantly) the box even moreso. The value breaks down something like this: $2,000-game $1,500-manual $9,500-box Hello, local printing press? Yes, I was wondering if you could print cardboard? Oh, like the size of a box NES games used to come in. Awesome, I’m gonna send you some pictures I found on the internet. Now, do any of you Geekologie Readers have eBay and Paypal accounts? Okay cool, I’m gonna need your passwords. Say — you happen to belong to any porn sites? eBay Auction via Old Nintendo NES system and five games sell for $13,105 on eBay [boingboing] Thanks to Vinson and Pete, who got outbid because they’re slow. Like tortoises, but sexier.

A Nintendo and five games recently sold on eBay for a staggering $13,105 (plus $13.95 shipping — cheapskate!). Why? Because a Bandai ‘Stadium Events’ game BOX is worth $9,500. *cough* WHAT? Stadium Events is incredibly rare, and the manual and (most importantly) the box even moreso. The value breaks down something like this: $2,000-game $1,500-manual $9,500-box Hello, local printing press? Yes, I was wondering if you could print cardboard? Oh, like the size of a box NES games used to come in. Awesome, I’m gonna send you some pictures I found on the internet. Now, do any of you Geekologie Readers have eBay and Paypal accounts? Okay cool, I’m gonna need your passwords. Say — you happen to belong to any porn sites? eBay Auction via Old Nintendo NES system and five games sell for $13,105 on eBay [boingboing] Thanks to Vinson and Pete, who got outbid because they’re slow. Like tortoises, but sexier.

Slow down when you read the titles, it’s not what it sounds like. This a reproduction of Pee-wee’s Clockey , from the hit children’s (and high 20-something’s) television show ‘ Pee-Wee’s Playhouse ‘. I want the talking chair ! *wikipedia-ing* Chairry! I want Chairry! Have the coolest playhouse on the block! It’s a one-of-a-kind, handmade paper-maché replica of Clocky from Pee-wee’s Playhouse, and it is a working clock. Made to hang on a wall. It is lightweight but sturdy, it measures just under 30″x20″ at its widest points. The Clocky pictured is not the exact one that the winner will receive, but it is basically the same in every way. eBay seller (and loyal Geekologie Reader) benzbay is selling the clocks for $150, so if you’re interested go scoop one up. Aaaaand if you’re not interested don’t scoop one up, I don’t care. But you will scoop up your dog’s mess if it shits in my yard OR YOU WILL BE TAZED. Fair warning, that makes it legal. Hit the jump for two more shots and a link to the auction.

I know I am — if the price was right . Unfortunately it’s not because this auction is already up to $110 with two and a half days left. *scraping frantically with a razor blade * I’m gonna be rich! Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible. However, everything else about the cartridge is perfect. There’s no sticker residue, major scratches, writing, dents, cracks, or anything else. The ‘game’ (whatever it may be) plays just fine thanks to a few hours of heavy duty contact cleansing (I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow). You are bidding on THE CARTRIDGE WITH NO NAME. Thanks to all the fake bids placed by speds to be funny, the seller has decided to include three, count them, THREE label-less cartridges in the auction so you get more bang shitty game for our buck. Plus, 25% of the sale is going to the Child’s Play charity, which aims to scare the shit out of less fortunate children with murderous dolls. Not cool! eBay Auction Thanks to Isaac, who’s man enough to know when you shouldn’t place bids on eBay: after seven beers.

I know I am — if the price was right . Unfortunately it’s not because this auction is already up to $110 with two and a half days left. *scraping frantically with a razor blade * I’m gonna be rich! Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible. However, everything else about the cartridge is perfect. There’s no sticker residue, major scratches, writing, dents, cracks, or anything else. The ‘game’ (whatever it may be) plays just fine thanks to a few hours of heavy duty contact cleansing (I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow). You are bidding on THE CARTRIDGE WITH NO NAME. Thanks to all the fake bids placed by speds to be funny, the seller has decided to include three, count them, THREE label-less cartridges in the auction so you get more bang shitty game for our buck. Plus, 25% of the sale is going to the Child’s Play charity, which aims to scare the shit out of less fortunate children with murderous dolls. Not cool! eBay Auction Thanks to Isaac, who’s man enough to know when you shouldn’t place bids on eBay: after seven beers.

Last night Kim Kardashian and her mom Kris dropped by the eBay store on 57th Avenue in NYC, and as always, they looked thrilled to be participating in a shopping related event. Can you blame them? Just imagine the…

You probably already know this because you searched “giant LEGO Mario ” on eBay this morning, but for those of you that didn’t, the world’s largest LEGO Mario statue is for sale on eBay. Biggest Lego-Mario in the World - (Size over 5 ft 9 / 70.8 in) Game Mania Started the build of this statue with aid of a professional Lego builder 2 weeks before officially revealing it at the LEGO WORLD fair 22nd October 2009. This statue measures 70.87 inch (5.9 ft / 180 cm), contains more than 40.000 Lego bricks and weights over 110 lb (50 kg). Profit will be donated to charity: The Ronald McDonald House Charity in The Netherlands. Mario has been completely glued together so he doesn’t arrive like that pre-built LEGO castle I ordered and is currently at €3,250 (~$4,800). Anybody own an arcade? Because I think he’d look great standing outside an arcade (not unlike a cigar store Indian). Haha, like arcades even exist anymore! Wait — what do you mean your mall has one? ZOMG CAN YOU GET YOUR MOM TO DRIVE US?! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the auction.

Forget Louboutin, Blahnik and Prada, I want the lucite heels, yo! Miss Shauna Sands has announced, in this adorable little video clip that doesn't look at all scripted, that she'll be selling some of her junk (including the infamous shoes!)…