This is a song called ‘The Dork Anthem’ by two cats named Dave and Brian. Personally, I find the term dork offensive , but that’s just me and I’m official the judge of these things. Geek, sure, but dork ? That’s derogatory. Like not calling me by my proper title: Geekologie Writer, The Handsome Well Endowed. Youtube Thanks to Rusco, who throws geek parties all the time and sleeps with lots of women. Unless he’s married or has a girlfriend, in which case he doesn’t. (Your secret’s safe me with me)

Solid Alliance’s ‘Crazy Earphones’ are just that: f***ing crazy . They come in styles like “mushroom”, ” katana through your head”, ” arrow through your head” and “extra ears” and will set you back around $22 a set. But what’s $22 for a pair of poor quality ear-buds that’ll make people think you’re insane and cross to the other side of the street. A small price to pay, that’s what! I just bought ten pairs of katanas. HI-YA, SUCKAS! Hit the jump for a better shot in case you’re interested in perusing the merchandise.

This is a video of an old Jeep Cherokee being used to make a song by combining all the different sounds it can make (trying to start, locking/unlocking doors, door ajar alarm, etc). It is highly impressive/unbelievable. The sounds in this video are ACTUAL sounds from the Jeep. Everyone began rehearsing their parts 2 weeks before we shot the video. It took us 7 hours of filming to get a solid take. Enjoy! The song starts off kind of slow but really picks up around 1:00, so go ahead and skip to there if you don’t have much time. And, if you really don’t, how about including me in the will? Youtube Thanks to naas and STEPHENORUS, whose cars only go tsssssssssss because I’m letting the air out of their tires.

This is a seven minute video of a guy screwing around in Half Life 2 after he replaces all the audio for the sound effects with his own voice versions. It’s pretty awesome and I highly recommend checking it out, even if you just skip around for a few seconds. Which, haha, God you looked fruity. Half-Life 2 Mod Is All “Pew Pew Pew” [kotaku] Thanks to Aisha, who once pew pewed her way through Bioshock on hard. Nice, I had to play on medium and only with the lights on and never after 9pm.

Just in time for the new movie , Star Trek band Warp 11 has released a new album entitled “I Don’t Want to Go to Heaven as Long as They have Vulcans in Hell”. It includes such sure to be classics as: Jim Beam Me Up, Betazoid Mind F%%k, Beam into Me, They Put Creatures in Our Bodies, Suds Me Up Sulu (Mirror Mirror), and What Would William Shatner Do? This is the promo video for said album. And, if you can get past the two dudes in the heart-shaped tub, the music is actually pretty good. Unfortunately, it’s hard to get past the two guys in the bathub, so skip to 0:20. Official Site BWHAHAHAHA, did I say I say 0:20 — I meant 0:45. Suckers! Thanks to Ryan and Steve, who once pushed their bikes up the steepest hill they could find and then rode them down at Warp 12. And to Karl, the man in the tub himself.

Nokia recently held a promotion encouraging designers to make a pair of headphones inspired by their favorite song. The set above is entitled ‘I’m Flying’ and was (no joke) created in honor of R Kelly’s “I Believe I can Fly”, which I am now declaring a euphemism for peeing on someone. Per the Geekologie Writer’s dictionary: I believe I can fly Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification. Honey, quick — to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!! Hit the jump for a set of ‘Thriller’ inspired headspeakers.

That’s right folks: not one but TWO different rap albums set to the beats of Zelda games dropping on the same day — with the same name! What are the odds? Pretty good considering one of the guys (Sleaze) thinks his idea was stolen. Anyway, first there is Team Teamwork Presents The Ocarina of Time, which features the music of Hyrule and Zelda games set to raps by famous artists. But then there’s Sleaze’s (who may or may not be this guy ) Ocarina of Rhyme with all original raps by himself. So, who will slay Gannon? Who will win Hyrule? And who will bang Zelda while the other plays with himself in the Lost Woods while that creepy kid with the mask watches? You decide. Hit the jump for audio samples of each, and the links to download (for free).

That’s right, thanks to Kazuhiro Taniguchi of Osaka University, soon stopping the music on your iPod will be as simple as sticking out your ass-shaped tongue. The Ear Switch looks like a normal set of headphones, according to an Agence France Press report, but includes a set of sensors that allows its on-board computer to measure tiny ear-canal movements. The result, Taniguchi claimed, is that “an iPod can start or stop music when the wearer sticks his or her tongue out”. He added that the user can also skip to the next track by widely opening their eyes or skip back by winking. Other facial expressions could also be programmed to control other features. Well that’s a relief. I mean seriously, my fingers get tired of pushing all those little buttons anyways. I can see the bus now: wait, did you just wink at me? I said, STOP THE WINKING! That’s it buddy, fisticuffs — you asked for them! Boffin unveils facial expression-controlled iPod [reghardware] Thanks to Rick and krabivana, who control their iPods the way God intended: with child laborers.

A Yoshimoto Cube is actually two separate cubes nested together . The technical terminology for the change is “the transformation of two stellated rhombic dodecahedrons from a cube”. Honestly, I just like listening to this guy’s voice. It’s soothing, like a homicidal maniac’s. Youtube Thanks to OJ’s Mom, who once transformed a stellated cylinder in his pants into a dodickahardon IN YO FACE!

The Gelfin Ear Tip is a brass (not even gold!) piece of jewelry made to insert into an ear piercing so you can look like an idiot. And trust me folks, I’m not saying that to be rude — I fucking love a good looking elf-ear . This just isn’t one of them. And especially not for $260 per ear . You’re better off just cutting your ears and spraypainting them gold. Which is exactly what I did two days ago. That’s right — and from now on you will only refer to me as Findecáno Calmcacil, the Elf King of Geekologie. Also, I think the ear infection has spread to my brain. UPDATE : Whew, false alarm — just a little gold spraypaint in my blood-alcohol stream. I’m pissing riches! Bijules NYC “Gelfin Ear Tip” [highsnobette] Thanks to Amanda, who, unlike you guys, doesn’t need elf ears to turn me on.