X17 photogs caught up with sometimes actress Kirsten Dunst leaving the Chateau Marmont with her b/f and some friends last night and, well, she definitely thought the whole thing was hysterical! From our photog: "Kirsten came out from the…

Mariah Carey has finally spoken out about that hilariously tipsy acceptance speech she gave at the Palm Springs International Film Festival (which we've re-posted in its entirety above) where she won the "Breakthrough" award for her role as a…

Mariah Carey has finally spoken out about that hilariously tipsy acceptance speech she gave at the Palm Springs International Film Festival (which we've re-posted in its entirety above) where she won the "Breakthrough" award for her role as a…

Mariah Carey looked more than a little tipsy last night as she accepted her Breakthrough Award at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her role as a mustachioed social worker in Precious. "I'm a little…" Mariah slurred after squealing her…

David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital yesterday morning after he was found passed out in his Encino home. The Hoff's rep confirms that paramedics arrived shortly before noon to transport David to a nearby hospital, but wouldn't say…

Remember the video of the world’s drunkest/crunkest/least stand-uppiest man trying to score some beer from the convenience store ? Well it turns out he was battling a previously unseen wizard trying to prevent him from drinking and walking. This security footage, enhanced with technology so advanced you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it, explains it all. Even better than Clarissa, AND THAT BITCH KNEW EVERYTHING. Youtube Thanks to naas and matt, who are always smart enough to don their anti-invisible wizard capes when venturing out for more brewhaha.

Don’t even act like you didn’t deserve it. Twilight Saga: And so it begins… [lamebook] Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.

Dennis Quaid probably thought he was going to enjoy a nice romantic meal with his wife Kimberly last night, but since a certain other Kimberly was having her birthday bash at Philippe Chow, there were hordes of photographers camped…

Dennis Quaid probably thought he was going to enjoy a nice romantic meal with his wife Kimberly last night, but since a certain other Kimberly was having her birthday bash at Philippe Chow, there were hordes of photographers camped…

MUST WATCH. Sad and funny at the same time — my favorite! This is what may very well be the world’s drunkest (plus pills!) man attempting to buy beer from a convenience store . His perseverance is amazing. Don’t get me wrong, he still fails miserably, but he’s a hero in my book. Because sometimes trying is enough. Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer [break] Thanks to Eddie, who’s been known to stand outside the convenience store at 7AM waiting for it to open so he can buy beer. Been there, Eddie, been there .