Remember the video of the world’s drunkest/crunkest/least stand-uppiest man trying to score some beer from the convenience store ? Well it turns out he was battling a previously unseen wizard trying to prevent him from drinking and walking. This security footage, enhanced with technology so advanced you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it, explains it all. Even better than Clarissa, AND THAT BITCH KNEW EVERYTHING. Youtube Thanks to naas and matt, who are always smart enough to don their anti-invisible wizard capes when venturing out for more brewhaha.

In a study that surprises nobody who’s woken up still Tyrannosaurus Wrecked from the night before in a puddle of someone else’s urine and eaten the breakfast of gods , scientists have discovered bacon really does cure a hangover. “Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good.” “Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head.” Researchers also found a complex chemical interaction in the cooking of bacon produces the winning combination of taste and smell which is almost irresistible. As a matter of fact, I remember reading somewhere in the Bible that the Apostles would all fry camel (a close relative of the pig, don’t bother looking this up) after a night of boozing. So, yeah — bacon: it’s what Jesus would do. Also, that’s me in the picture. Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover [telegraph] Thanks to The Baconator, Kevin, Rick, Cam, Duffman, Jonathan and Barry, who know the best way to cure a hangover is to start drinking again.

It never ceases to amaze me the talent you Geekologie Readers possess . In this particular case, reader Bexx B. made a 1-Up mushroom out of the cork from a bottle of tequila she chugged. *swoon* So, because I am a drunkard. After finishing off my bottle of Trader joes Tequila - I looked @ the cork.. and thought WELL goddamn! it looks like a mushroom. So I made this from it. A 1-up Mushroom! HA! Wow, creative AND an alcoholic. Really reminds me of somebody I know — The Superficial Writer ! Half burn? Thanks Bexx, now eat it and tell us what happens.