Coca-Cola released an energy drink in the Netherlands called Burn (as in, wrap it up in Amsterdam or urinating will) that features a resealable top . But I just stocked up on Bottle Tops ! The can is opened by twisting the plastic seal. While doing this the pressure inside the can is released slowly through the smallest hole on the seal (see picture), thus preventing the soda to spray out if the can has been shaken. When you’ve had enough for a while you can close the seal with another simple twist, and you’re good to go. Sure, why not? Of course, if you can’t finish an energy drink in one sitting, maybe you should, oh I dunno, CONSIDER ASKING YOUR MOMMY FOR A SIPPY-CUP. Me? I’m a grown-ass man — I could drink three Burns in a row and crush the cans on my face . No — in my eye. I AIN’T YOUR GRANDMA’S JUICEBOX! Official Product Site Thanks to Stranger, who has inspired me to sit on my hand.

This is a Triforce latte ( liquid courage, power and wisdom ) that deviantARTist Monk Drew made his brother for his birthday. Now I’m not saying a coffee-drink is a pretty weak-ass present, but my brother did get me Carl Sagan’s Cosmos on DVD for Christmas. Just sayin’ — WHAT DID I NOT DESERVE BLU-RAY?! Kidding Frank, I know it’s not available ALTHOUGH I’M CHECKING AMAZON RIGHT NOW JUST TO MAKE SURE. Whew, okay we’re cool. Monk Drew’s DeviantART (with a ton more great latte art) via Triforce Latte - A Drink for a True Hero [albotas] Thanks to Christy, who once drank a Zora latte on the way to work and puked all over the back of the bus.

Because you can never have too many novelty ice cubes , this is a $7.45 Space Invaders tray (cleverly called Ice Invaders to avoid paying any sort of licensing fee). Just add water or your favorite juice (I prefer booty juice) and you’ll have 24 Drink Invaders ready for chilling your favorite beverage in no time. Hit the jump to see some denture shaped ice cube trays that’ll really freak out your friends! Say — you haven’t seen my teeth anywhere have you? I think I misplaced them while I was making our drinks. … What do you mean I have a pretty mouth? Hit it for the other tray.

This is a gallery of blackboard signs from a coffee shop in Beatsthehelloutofme, Insertstatehere. Everybody who works there must be some kind of geek because they all feature characters you’re probably familiar with (plus Gary Busey, because he’s f***ing insane). Anybody know where this is? Any chance of of a Geekologie-inspired board? May I suggest the Geekologie Writer’s “PEW PEW!” Double Shot Espresso? Get it? PEW PEW/double shot?! God I slay me. Hit the jump for a ton more including a heaping spoonful of Zelda-themes.

Katy Perry has really put Russell in a great mood! Props to her. We spotted the happy-go-lucky Brit grabbing lunch at Le Petit Four in West Hollywood without his ladylove on Monday, but that's okay - just look at…

These are dino bone shaped ice cube trays from design firm Fred . They come in Triceratops and T-Rex models and I would totally suck on either one. Unfortunately, I can’t imagine these bones lasting too long in a drink . OR MY BED. Need to dig up a clever party accessory? Look no further than our ice-cold fossils - these two assorted dinos will add the perfect Ice Age touch to your modern drinks. OMG I’ve never wanted to choke to death on something so bad in my entire life! Product Site Thanks to Sarah, who allegedly cools her drinks with actual chilled dinosaur bones. I’m gonna raid your freezer!

Damn yeah two food related posts in a row. HUNGER CAN’T HOLD ME DOWN! Know what I’m sayin’? Jesus, I hope somebody does. Just one person even. I’m so tired of feeling alone. Anyway, a $39 terrorist teapot : the queen would not approve. Think teapots are outdated and belong in your grandmother’s kitchen? Think again. The Terrorist Teapot takes a threatening stance against anyone trying to mess with your perfectly brewed tea with a tea cosy that doubles as a balaclava. We can think of other uses for it… but you should probably reserve it for keeping the pot warm. Personally, I love a spot of tea in the afternoon. And by tea I mean tea in the Jack Kerouac On The Road sense. I’m talking weed, damnit. Except I don’t really smoke that shit because my mom is probably reading this (but I do so somebody get me high). Ha, what do you mean parents can read between parenthesis? LIES! Product Site Thanks to Guido B, who enjoys his tea with a side of “it fell off tha back of a truck”.

This is an incredibly impressive Mario themed soda display at an unknown gas station in Mysteryville, USA. Sure there are clues in the picture as to where it was actually taken, but do I look like Sherlock Holmes. This is a crack pipe! Anyway, kudos to whoever spent the time and energy to make such a wicked display. I used to work in a gas station and I never did anything like this. No, I would just get high in the walk-in soda cooler and then wait for the first person to come in to buy a drink . It would smell like ganja when they opened the cooler door! Then I’d give them the wrong change and eat a bunch of candy. Soda Display Win [failblog] Thanks to everyone who sent this in, I will make a beer can mosaic in your honor. It will probably be a penis.

Some guy on eBay recently sold the last jar of unicorn semen in the United States for $31 plus $3 flat rate shipping. If you were the buyer please contact me, as I must have some. *ahem* For science , for science (if I repeat things it makes them real). This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift…so i’m going to pass the power onto someone else. Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely. Do not drink, my ass. I have an iron stomach (and lung) and am gonna guzzle that whole jar like I’m shotgunning a beer. LASER VISION, YOU WILL BE MINE! eBay Auction Thanks Chris, but if I found out you bought it and aren’t sharing, well, that’s just cruel. GIVE ME A SIP!

You may recall last year that Mountain Dew came out with a special edition Halo-themed soda called Game Fuel. You may also recall It tasting like shit and the Geekologie Writer suing because it made his penis shrink (it was visible before, I swear). Well now they’re back with two World of Warcraft inspired game imbibe-ables. The Horde drink is reddish orange and packed with “a blast of citrus cherry”. Nice, guys — God knows orcs probably love that citrus cherry flavor. The Alliance beverage is blue and “packs a punch of wild fruit flavor”. Ironically, so do I. Both drinks are available now and guarantee to be packed with previously unheard of amounts of performance reducing yellow #5. Mmmm. Official Site Thanks to PsychoSane13, who can’t make up his mind and probably leaning towards psycho. Also, the red drink.