Wednesday, Mischa Barton was so happy to get her driver's license renewed that she went out to celebrate with a six-pack of Seagram's Fuzzy Navel! Now we assume she's learned from her 2007 DUI (since a friend is the…

Because you can never have too many novelty ice cubes , this is a $7.45 Space Invaders tray (cleverly called Ice Invaders to avoid paying any sort of licensing fee). Just add water or your favorite juice (I prefer booty juice) and you’ll have 24 Drink Invaders ready for chilling your favorite beverage in no time. Hit the jump to see some denture shaped ice cube trays that’ll really freak out your friends! Say — you haven’t seen my teeth anywhere have you? I think I misplaced them while I was making our drinks. … What do you mean I have a pretty mouth? Hit it for the other tray.

A-ha! It’s really true too, once you see him he’s nearly impossible to un-see . Thankfully, I have a little secret: booze . Higher proof the better. Okay, now pour it in your eyes. Can’t see him anymore, can you? Good. How many fingers am I holding up? If you answered, “none, but is that you touching my butt?”, yes, it is. Also, doing some squats wouldn’t kill you. You can’t unsee Bomberman in BioShock 2 [joystiq] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who once thought he saw Mario on the cover of God of War III but it turned out to be he was tripping his face off.

An All-American Reject, that is! Newly single singer Avril Lavigne was in Las Vegas at the Bank nightclub a couple weeks ago, partying with Tyson Ritter, lead singer of The All-American Rejects. The two made an impromptu appearance on…

I’m not really sure if the Sharky Tea Infuser is a real prod uct or just conceptual , but you have to admit: it’s a great idea. Or, it would be if it looked like a human body with a bite out of it instead of a shark fin. Oh, and your tea was always blood red. Yep, yep, yep, great idea. shark tea infuser succeed [succeedblog] Thanks Jazz, I love your music.

I’m not really sure if the Sharky Tea Infuser is a real prod uct or just conceptual , but you have to admit: it’s a great idea. Or, it would be if it looked like a human body with a bite out of it instead of a shark fin. Oh, and your tea was always blood red. Yep, yep, yep, great idea. shark tea infuser succeed [succeedblog] Thanks Jazz, I love your music.

Whoa, party girl! Not that George Clooney wouldn't necessarily mind, but still. Who knew? Elisabetta Canalis sipped on cocktails, had a few cigs and signed headshot cards at London Club Este in Padova, Italy. Nothing wrong with having a…

Whoa, party girl! Not that George Clooney wouldn't necessarily mind, but still. Who knew? Elisabetta Canalis sipped on cocktails, had a few cigs and signed headshot cards at London Club Este in Padova, Italy. Nothing wrong with having a…

You ever wonder what Mario and the gang do when they get drunk at night? Well now we have some insight into their night lives thanks to these texts . And as you’ll read, they do the same things we do! Except for the sex with dinosaurs thing. *wink* Because nobody around here would do anything like that, amirite? *wink* No? CAUSE I WOULD HIT THAT LIKE A DINO-RIDER ! Hit the jump to see some more.

Ice Cube for the win! F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn’t even get no static from the cowards.