Uh-oh! We'll probably be seeing more endorsement deals fall through soon, too… Tiger Woods' branded beverage - Gatorade Tiger Focus - will now be discontinued says Gatorade, a division of PepsiCo. And why? Oh, nothing to do with the…

Cute outfit, cute hair, cute car! 90210's AnnaLynne McCord was spotted grabbing a drink out in Hollywood last night - don't worry, she only had one! - before heading home. Okay, when you get up close and personal, her…

I guess they're all obsessed with Desperate Housewives over there? Tony Parker's wife is doing what she does best - shopping! - in the City of Lights and, upon leaving the Gerard Darel store, was swarmed by fans and…

Hey, a fruit smoothie is like three home-cooked meals to Lisa Rinna! Besides, she has to stay hungry. Those lips aren't gonna pout themselves! Nothing like a little bit of Lisa to brighten up this hot summer day, right?…

I know, right! Prince of Pop Justin Timberlake… an actor? But he was good in Alpha Dog, I'll give him that. There's a report in The Sun that JT shared a drink with director Guy Ritchie - they know…

You just freeze a mint flavored Mento in an ice cube and then make a drink for a friend (read: enemy). Any artificially sweetened soda should work, but preferably something darker so the frozen Mento isn’t so obvious. Then, a few minutes later when the Mento is exposed to the soda, BOOOSH! Alternatively, garnish your friend’s glass with a live hand grenade. Mix an Exploding Drink [wired] Thanks to Towhee Monster, who once bit a Snap-N-Pop to make it explode because she’s hardcore.

This picture has absolutely nothing to do with the story besides it’s of a bunch of Princess Leias having a pillow fight and God has bestowed me with the power of awesomeness. But no need to thank me folks, I did it for myself. So anyway, Darth Vader’s daughter just got pulled over for drunk driving . Police found the mother-of-two Dodds, 28, dressed in white robes with plaited hair, while her husband was wearing robes. “She was dressed as Princess Leia and her husband as Luke Skywalker and they found it was a bit embarrassing to walk the streets of Murton dressed in their costumes. When breathalysed she was more than twice over the legal drink driving limit. Magistrates banned Dodds from driving for 20 months, fined her £255 and ordered her to pay £60 in costs and a £15 victim surcharge. Dear. Mrs Dodds (aka the woman who likes to get drunk and dress as Princess Leia, aka the woman of my dreams), Firstly: if you were my girl, you would never have to drive drunk, because I have droids for that shit. Secondly: I can’t believe your husband (aka Luke Failwalker) didn’t even have the decency to Force choke and/or mind trick the arresting officer. You, princess, are running with the wrong Jedi. Marry Me? Yours, Obi Won Geekologie Woman dressed as Princess Leia of Star Wars stopped for drink driving [telegraph] Thanks to Ross, who once ran over his neighbor’s cat on a speeder bike but it was okay because speeder bikes float.

Let’s face it, even Trekkies like to get all crunk on spacejuice and get into Vulcan Death Grip fights at the bar. Completely understandable. These are only two of ten Star Trek inspired cocktails , so be sure to hit the jump to see eight more. Then make one. However, I was a little sad to see there was no Red Shot (with significantly increased chance of death). Or Khaaaaanikazi. Or 3 Buttery Nipples. Also, you show me a bar that actually keeps figs in stock and I’ll show you a guy whoring himself out for drinks. Ha, or you can tell The Superficial Writer yourself, whatever. Hit the jump for the rest. You’d howl too if your figs were frozen. Anybody?