Paleontologists recently found the fossilized remains of a snake in a dinosaur’s nest , about to chow down on some baby dino . Thankfully, God spited the snake and wiped that mother out in a landslide. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, SATAN! Scientists have found a 67 million-year-old fossil of a snake coiled around dinosaur eggs and a hatchling. This is the first evidence of snakes eating dinosaurs. “It’s a stunning, once-in-a-lifetime find,” said paleontologist Paul Sereno of the University of Chicago, who was not involved in the study . “We’ve caught one of the rarest moments in the fossil record, which is prey and predator, together.” Haha, nice Paul — I love taking credit for things I wasn’t involved in. The moon landing? That was all me. Also, fire and stretchy pants. 67 Million-Year-Old Snake Fossil Found Eating Baby Dinosaurs [wired] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, Spiff and Footclan, who have never eaten the fruit a snake told them to. Fruit-Roll-Ups, yes, plain fruit, no.

Flickr user rediv (aka Alan M) went and made himself some sexy LEGO fembots . Why? I dunno, he’s sick in the head or something. Or maybe he just needs somebody to talk to (get a fish , God!). Isn’t that right, Mr. Tickles? You’re my friend, aren’t you? Mr. Tickles? MR. TICKLES? OKAY, WHO THE F*** FED MY FISH AN OMELET?! Hit the jump for a couple other shots, including an ass one, because you have issues.

Radical is the opposite of what I was thinking. A cowbot riding a velociraptor around like a common horse ? It’s enough to make me sick to my stomach . Speaking of which: mixing soymilk and OJ doesn’t make an Orange Julius. But it does make you throw up in your mouth a little (high-five Facebook friends — you know what I’m talking about!). Anyway, today I’m gonna try adding sugar. Picture and Picture Thanks to Alex, who once went to a dinosaur rodeo and said it made him sick. You must have gone to the wrong kind Alex (I’ll be in the closet).

I know I reported last year that July 21st, 1984 was the date of the first US robot killing , but, well, maybe that was wrong . Or maybe this one’s wrong . But whatever the case, I’m always right. Always. 1979 : A 25-year-old Ford Motor assembly line worker is killed on the job in a Flint, Michigan, casting plant. It’s the first recorded human death by robot. Williams died instantly in 1979 when the robot’s arm slammed him as he was gathering parts in a storage facility, where the robot also retrieved parts. Williams’ family was later awarded $10 million in damages. The jury agreed the robot struck him in the head because of a lack of safety measures, including one that would sound an alarm if the robot was near. Pfft, robot alarms. The only sound you’re gonna hear if a robot nears me is samurai sword slicing through metal like hot margerine. Then, after that, *BANGARANG! BANGARANG! BANGARANG!* (Ancient teabagging mantra). Jan. 25, 1979: Robot Kills Human [wired] Thanks to Big T and pbx, who have never met a robot they didn’t not like.

Today’s $10 shirt.woot features robots breaking Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics . For those of you that don’t know the three laws of robotics, they are as follows: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. LOL! Robots killing people and not doing what they’re supposed to! Let’s joke about it — it’s funny! You’re all as good as dead. Shirt.Woot (different shirt tomorrow) Thanks to Nate, Jonny S, bryson, jantunes and Nicky, who know there’s no such thing as safe robots. Or sex (but Ziploc brand freezer bags do help reduce the risk).

A breakdancing robot, like any kind of dancing robot , like any kind of robot at all, deserves a special place in burning hot hell. And this little bastard is no exception. I don’t care if you can pop and lock YOU DESERVE TO BURN. Remember when the Terminator lowers himself into that vat of molten steel at the end of Terminator 2? They should all do that. Take a hint robo d-bags! Youtube Thanks to Nathan and Oedipus Flex, who could out robot this robot at the robot any day of the week!

Ever wanted to see a bunch of robots synchronized to dance to Christmas music? Yeah, me neither. NEVER. Not even at my lowest. But I had to watch it and now you do too. You can barely hear the music over their little mechanical joints creaking, but it’s still chock full of holiday apocalyptic spirit. And speaking of spirits: you think this is the ghost of Christmas future? You f***ed up Scrooge, you f***ed up . Synchronized Robot Christmas Dance [break] Thanks to Kim, Brian, Darken and cougrrr, who have never, EVER danced with a robot in the pail moonlight.

Ever wanted to see a bunch of robots synchronized to dance to Christmas music? Yeah, me neither. NEVER. Not even at my lowest. But I had to watch it and now you do too. You can barely hear the music over their little mechanical joints creaking, but it’s still chock full of holiday apocalyptic spirit. And speaking of spirits: you think this is the ghost of Christmas future? You f***ed up Scrooge, you f***ed up . Synchronized Robot Christmas Dance [break] Thanks to Kim, Brian, Darken and cougrrr, who have never, EVER danced with a robot in the pail moonlight.

Want to look like you’re a cyborg or some shit? I couldn’t imagine why (unless you want me to brain you with a crowbar ), but if you do, just glue an on/off switch to the back of your head like Dominic Wilcox did. But, WARNING : your hats won’t fit the same! Neat idea, Dominic, but this is exactly the kind of thing that’ll get you killed if you roll with the crew that I do. THAT SAID, I JUST I JUST HOOKED MYSELF UP WITH A VOLUME KNOB. WHAT? OH SORRY — SOMEBODY TURNED ME UP TO 11!! Hit the jump for a picture of the installation process.

Been waiting for someone to hack a bunch of Roombas to play Pac-Man ? Me neither, but somebody did AND YOU’RE GOING TO WATCH THEM OR I’M GOING TO TOOTHPICK YOUR EYES OPEN AND MAKE YOU. The vacuum, long an instrument for chasing cats, has now been turned against its own. What better use for automatic home appliances than to have them chase each other in classic video game style? Built using our spare time, Roomba Pac-Man is designed to showcase the extensive Unmanned Aerial System software suite that we have developed to support our personal research. It was also a great opportunity to use some of our skills for our own entertainment. Neat idea, but did you have to use robots? Why not kittens ? I mean, you just handed over like $1,500 to the iRobot company. Which, despite the number of emails I’ve sent, the government still refuses to classify as a terrorist organization. OPEN YOUR EYES YOU BUREAUCRATIC BUTTPLUGS! Unless….OMG the government’s in bed with the robots! Initializing expatriation! New Mexico here I come. Project Site Thanks to Jonny S, mary, Jackie and Boomer, who vacuum the old fashioned way: with a shaggy dog taped to a broken tree branch.