I don’t really keep up with women’s fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good. They like, photosynthesize and stuff and that’s good for us because of something to do with nitrous oxid e. Ha, did I say nitrous? I did, and I meant it. Oh my God it sounds like I’m in a spaceship. Quick, pull my teeth! Woolly Vagabond is the living breathing handbag. He gracefully hangs from the ceiling and stands on the table. Best of all, he travels about town. He’s your personal breath of fresh air and will accompany you to the museum, on picnics and out to dinner. Just like all Pockets, Woolly Vagabond promotes healthy plant growth via breathable sides which release excess moisture and aerate soil. He also has a built-in moisture barrier to help keep your car seat and café table dry. A Woolly Vagabond will set you back $150. Alternatively, head down to the bus station and pick one up for free. Cross your fingers for a junkie! I managed to pick one that already smells like fertilizer. I’m gonna grow weed in him! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the product site.

All those of years of partying are forever etched on her face… Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson put on a slinky dress Saturday night and dined out at Katsuya in Hollywood. 42-years-old, huh? Pam still has the bod, but the…

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And by her act, I mean wash her clothes and comb her hair! Lookin' a little grimy, don't ya think? The 90210 starlet rolled out of bed yesterday afternoon and headed to Urth Caffe on Melrose with a coupla…

Okay, so I'm sure Miley Cyrus was just horsing around with producer Adam Shankman on the set of The Last Song the other day, and we're know there's nothing scandalous going on between them, but isn't that top picture…

Yikes! I know Pam lives in Malibu, but the grocery store parking lot isn't the beach, and she should really cover up her feet with some flip flops. I mean, this is pretty gross right? I guess Pam just…

This is a digital camera made out socks by Netta Amir. Unfortunately, it can only take really fuzzy(!) pictures and is kind of a pervert (foot fetish). Wanna make one yourself? Look under your computer desk — balled up socks? Well wash them. Then stitch them together and, if you’re anything like me, PRESTO — you’re bleeding . Ha, I wasn’t supposed to put them on first. But they were so warm and fresh out of the dryer! Alright, let’s try this again. Ah, there we go — eight socks sewn together. Kind of looks like an octopus. Hmm, I guess there are actual skills involved. But not gloves — save those for the video camera. Hit the jump for a bunch of closeups, including a picture the camera took.

Well, Matthew looks pretty clean, but his adorable dog def got into some mischief mud in Malibu yesterday afternoon! We're hoping Matty gave his furry friend a bath after their walk - we know Camila's a cool chick, but…