Safety vests are, by nature, garish. They’re orange or bug-guts green and usually have some luminescent stripes to accentuate you not getting hit by a car. But that’s what’s important right? Safety. Same reason I won’t blog without my crash helmet on. Hi-Vis is a set of innovatively designed, highly-visible vest collection, specially designed for road side safety. Unlike usual roadworker’s uniform like vests, the Hi-Vis collection comprises stylish sporting buttons, frills and collars that will effectively eliminate the shame of wearing them for the users. With its eye-soothing fluorescent green color along with fashionable black liner, these vests can easily become a selection for all motorists who is undergoing through an unfortunate break down. Other drivers can easily locate the wearer from enough distance that requires making a safe and perfect evade. Effectively eliminating the shame of wearing one? You’ve got to be kidding me. Although honestly, I’d wear a giant pink dildo with sparklers on my head if it means not getting hit by a bus. Hit the jump for some more safety couture.

Apparently this is a real resignation from a designer in Doesitreallymatter, Somestate, that was tired of being treated like the proverbial piece of monkey shit. According to somebody who allegedly knew what was going on: He believed he was in a temp-to-hire position, and after three months of extra hours and butt-kissing, turns out it’s just a temp position. He was a good worker too. I’d have recommended him. Too bad he burned his bridges. First of all, I want it to be noted that the Geekologie Writer doesn’t brown-lip. And thirdly, “too bad he burned his bridges?” Really? More like TOO BAD HE ERECTED A TOWER OF AWESOME! I’d hire this guy and I don’t even have anything for him to do besides quit. I can’t wait to see how it does it this time! One of my co-workers quit today. We found this on his desktop. [reddit] (with a huge discussion of how this makes people feel. Like others care — HA!) via Best “I Quit” Note Ever [thehighdefinite] Thanks to Blastphemer, who once quit a job with two gallons of gasoline and a pack of matches.

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