The Cat Hammock Coffee Table was created by Case-Real and is a glass -topped magazine receptacle with a wicker-ish hammock for your feline companions beneath. It’s cool, but your cat would be just as happy sleeping under any coffee table. Or in an empty soda box. Hit the jump for one more shot of the hammock in use.

Haha, how many of you actually tried ? I did, and I didn’t even screw up once. I mean, not to brag or anything but: TOY BOAT, TOY BOAT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TWOY BOYT!! Awh, shit. Do-over? Totally minimal block of wood with digital numbers floating across the surface. These clever clocks have a very thin layer of real maple wood veneer that permits the LEDs to shine through. Each one is slightly different due to the natural variation in wood grain. The clocks, similar in design to these rulers , are real and available from SUCK UK for $157. Alternatively, save yourself $157 and nail your cell phone to a log. Which, great for a snack and fits on your back, just sayin’. Product Page Thanks to kira, who doesn’t need a wooden block clock because she has one of those glass bong-y things with the sand in it. Haha, yeah, an hourglass.

I took the liberty of off-centering the map a little so in case your boss walks by you’re not blatantly staring at a giant man-hammer in the middle of your screen. Not that you wouldn’t be anyways because you’re a pervert, but you’re not getting fired on my watch. Dammit, I need you. Mostly to take the blame for things. What? Don’t look at me — it was him, IT WAS HIM! Google Maps Thanks to Bret, who refuses to be buried under a giant johnson.

I took the liberty of off-centering the map a little so in case your boss walks by you’re not blatantly staring at a giant man-hammer in the middle of your screen. Not that you wouldn’t be anyways because you’re a pervert, but you’re not getting fired on my watch. Dammit, I need you. Mostly to take the blame for things. What? Don’t look at me — it was him, IT WAS HIM! Google Maps Thanks to Bret, who refuses to be buried under a giant johnson.

As a man who has never, and probably will never, see a woman’s personals , I can’t say one way or the other if the G-Point (instead of spot , get it?) mouse actually does look like a female’s nether-region when viewed from above. I do know it looks like a futuristic pool float from this angle though. Which — please tell me that’s not what a vagina looks like from the side. I’m so lost. Hit the jump to see the mouse’s more sexual side.

Ghost Lamps from designer Tim Baute look like they’re hovering . Plus, unlike most shit you see that’s cool, they’re actually available for sale ($250 for a small, $275 for a large) and go perfect with a Ghost Table . Just don’t ask me how the illusion works. But if I had to guess I’d say it has something to to with anti-gravity lampshades. Or sorcery. Probably sorcery (I applied the scientific method). Brilliant lamp design creates illusion of zero-G [dvice]

LG’s Serie 1 Retro Classic TV doesn’t just look like an old CRT television, it is an old CRT television . Except they’re new . Old technology, new product. It’s confusing, I know! The set features a 14-inch diagonal screen, complete with rabbit-ear antennae and chrome legs. It even has old-school knobs for changing channels and adjusting volume. However, this set has a modern digital tuner, composite video for your retro video game console, and a wireless remote so it’s not completely antique tech. For extra fun, you can flip the television between full color, black & white and sepia tone modes The TV is currently only available in Korea for around $216, but they may make their way somewhere else in the future. Probably Japan. Hold on, telephone. Hello — Indy? Hold on I’m gonna put you on speakerphone. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!” Hit the jump for several other shots.

LG’s Serie 1 Retro Classic TV doesn’t just look like an old CRT television, it is an old CRT television . Except they’re new . Old technology, new product. It’s confusing, I know! The set features a 14-inch diagonal screen, complete with rabbit-ear antennae and chrome legs. It even has old-school knobs for changing channels and adjusting volume. However, this set has a modern digital tuner, composite video for your retro video game console, and a wireless remote so it’s not completely antique tech. For extra fun, you can flip the television between full color, black & white and sepia tone modes The TV is currently only available in Korea for around $216, but they may make their way somewhere else in the future. Probably Japan. Hold on, telephone. Hello — Indy? Hold on I’m gonna put you on speakerphone. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!” Hit the jump for several other shots.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Wow, a laser mouse that transforms into a dinosaur — why didn’t I think of that?” And the answer, my budding little inventor, is that you have little to no inventive talent. Sorry but your parents have wanted me to tell you for months. It seems that the Decepticons have been busy and created dinobots of their own. This is a fully functional optical laser mouse designed from the Tomy Takara toy line up that you can transform into the T-rex version of the evil Dinasauler. It is a black version with purple highlights and comes with a Deception sticker. It’s a standard 3-button mouse, with a center scrolling button, connects via your USB port and works with Windows98/Me/2000/XP/Vista and MAC. The awesomeness comes at a cost though. Specifically, $58. Which, no lie, is more than I make in a day. Hooking. That’s it, no more free HJ’s. Starting tomorrow. Product Site Thanks to Anna, who transformed into an angel and almost flew into a power line. You gotta be careful, Anna, flying doesn’t come naturally.

Soon, in order to prevent polar bears from going extinct, scientists will begin grafting them to televisions . This is a practice one. Available in March for $300, the Hannspree polar bear television makes a perfect addition to your trophy room or….nope, that’s the only place it would make a perfect addition. I watch HGTV, I know design. Polar Bear TV Storms the F*** Out of CES [gizmodo]