Borg cupcakes : that’s what these are. Now I don’t know too much about the Borgs except they’ve always scared the everliving crap out of me (literally, ask the popcorn sweeper in theater 11 after the 4:20 showing of First Contact back in ‘96), but it looks like two of them have little metal peeners for eyes . So that’s something. SOMETHING TO LICK OFF THE TOP BEFORE EATING THE REST OF THE CAKE, AMIRITE?! No, no I am not (I totally am though and you know it). Resistance is Delicious [wilwheaton] Thanks to emerica, who prefers platecakes.

I’ve Chatrouletted long enough to know nothing good is gonna come out of it. That was six seconds. Just long enough to try to take a reasonable screenshot while I was writing a post about it , seeing a man’s penis, and marking the website as unsafe in my internet browser. Anyway, this is funny Chatroulette picture and pretty much exemplifies what you can expect when signing on. Don’t even bother if you’re hoping for anything better. Although I did see a naked lady once. Well, a picture of one anyways. Right before the guy pulled it away from the webcam and exposed himself. Like I said, six seconds. Picture Thanks to Amber, who knows better than to Chatroulette after dark. Or anytime for that matter.

The man the Kardashians love to hate looks as if all the negative comments are finally getting to him. In a clip from Sunday's season finale, Kris tells Scott that he's "dangerous" for her daughter and says he "There's no…

PleaseRobMe.com is a website that lists people who have recently left their homes and announced their location on Twitter . So you can go rob them. Or go spread rose petals all over their porch if you’re not into the whole robbery thing. The website was created to make an important point. One about me getting rich. Now, I’m gonna need some pantyhose and a Santa sack. PleaseRobMe Thanks to DKNL, Griffin! and Amanda, who, meet me on the corner of 219 S. 2nd Street in 20 minutes.

Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom . Ha, like you’d even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticking your hand in this box, but at room temperature and pressure and in the controlled environment its in, it can get your hand — from your skin to under your fingernails — entirely sterilized in under four seconds. The technology is geared toward hospitals, hotels and the service industry, where cleanliness is key. Plasma-cleaning itself isn’t new as it’s been used to sterilize medical instruments for years, but to use it on human tissue several advancements in both the way plasma gas is handled and the technology behind industrial hand sanitizers had to be made. I dunno, I’m a soap and scalding water kind of guy. Actually, I don’t give a shit what you use to clean your hands after pissing AS LONG AS YOU DO. You know how many guys don’t wash their hands after handling their dong? All of them. Except me. This little black box cleans your hands with plasma gas [dvice]

Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom . Ha, like you’d even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticking your hand in this box, but at room temperature and pressure and in the controlled environment its in, it can get your hand — from your skin to under your fingernails — entirely sterilized in under four seconds. The technology is geared toward hospitals, hotels and the service industry, where cleanliness is key. Plasma-cleaning itself isn’t new as it’s been used to sterilize medical instruments for years, but to use it on human tissue several advancements in both the way plasma gas is handled and the technology behind industrial hand sanitizers had to be made. I dunno, I’m a soap and scalding water kind of guy. Actually, I don’t give a shit what you use to clean your hands after pissing AS LONG AS YOU DO. You know how many guys don’t wash their hands after handling their dong? All of them. Except me. This little black box cleans your hands with plasma gas [dvice]

Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom . Ha, like you’d even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticking your hand in this box, but at room temperature and pressure and in the controlled environment its in, it can get your hand — from your skin to under your fingernails — entirely sterilized in under four seconds. The technology is geared toward hospitals, hotels and the service industry, where cleanliness is key. Plasma-cleaning itself isn’t new as it’s been used to sterilize medical instruments for years, but to use it on human tissue several advancements in both the way plasma gas is handled and the technology behind industrial hand sanitizers had to be made. I dunno, I’m a soap and scalding water kind of guy. Actually, I don’t give a shit what you use to clean your hands after pissing AS LONG AS YOU DO. You know how many guys don’t wash their hands after handling their dong? All of them. Except me. This little black box cleans your hands with plasma gas [dvice]

Similar in concept to the steering wheel desk , the $15 Performance Book Caddy is chock-full of design win . You just mount it to your bike’s handlebars, and, within minutes, crash into the back of a parked car and break bones. Fun! Trying to find time to catch up on your reading and training? Do both at one time with the Performance Book Caddy! Perfect for all types of reading material. It mounts in seconds to virtually any road, mountain or stationary bike. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “GW, I bet you could fit your laptop on there”, you are. I’m blogging from the road, suckers! OH — OH SHIT!! Okay now I’m blogging from a drainage ditch. Haha, why is there a human leg in here? … … MEDIC! Book holder for your bike is a cheap way to kill yourself [dvice]

What in the hell is that? I mean, besides the most dangerous looking shark-inspired edged weapon I’ve ever seen ? Good God. I’d hate to trip and fall on that. Or you. Cause then it’d probably look like we were doing it. Awkward. Hey — I felt that! You thrusted. Shark Knife [sadanduseless] Thanks to Dena, who has a crocodile inspired knife but only uses it to open packages.

This picture is so old colors hadn’t even been invented yet. But had balls of steel ? Yes they had. Speaking of which: thanks God, now watch me jump this bus with rocket-skates on. How Did They Make Zeppelins? [gizmodo] Thanks to Rick, who built a zeppelin single-handedly and then crashed it into a billboard. Smooth move, buddy.