I remember seeing this video (the original Japanese commercial for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past ) a long time ago, and you’re probably gonna yell at me because you sent it to me years ago, but you know what? I’m not gonna let it get to me. You can’t make me feel bad. But you can make me a sandwich. And you know what? YOU’RE GOING TO. Triangle cut, no crust, no pubes. Youtube via Zelda dance [wtfjapanseriously] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey and Dan, who actually perform that dance at clubs and impress all the womens.

But sadly, mom Jessica Alba does not look amused. We are, Honor! We are! The mother/daughter duo shopped around in Bev Hills on Tuesday and picked up some baby shoes for Honor. Another interesting observation - little H had…

But sadly, mom Jessica Alba does not look amused. We are, Honor! We are! The mother/daughter duo shopped around in Bev Hills on Tuesday and picked up some baby shoes for Honor. Another interesting observation - little H had…

I’m not familiar with South Korean girl band Wonder Girls, but, to my credit, I stopped listening to new music in the 90’s. But maybe you have. Maybe you shake your ass to it before bed at night with just your underwear on. That’s cool. Regardless, this is a video of a bunch of stormtroopers dancing to their smash hit ‘Nobody’. And I think I speak for the entire Galactic Empire when I say, “WHAT THE F*** DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” I smell a round of Force-chokes coming on! SeoulDanceTroopers Does Wonder Girl’s Nobody [toysrevil] Thanks to Mimi, who once filmed a bunch of Ewok’s dancing to Daft Punk’s ‘Around The World’. Sweeeeet.

Party Rats are little light-emitting rings in the shape of rats you wear when you’re high on ecstasy at a rave and want to impress the girl with the candy necklace on. Just remember: spirit fingers!! What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care. Each 1-3/4″ long rat sends out a different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Ah, yes, night blogging. And a guy who’s no stranger to sitting at his computer all hours of the night with his pants around his ankles….SHUT UP THAT’S HOW I DO IT, OKAY?! Don’t question my creative process. Also, one time I bit through a glowstick and didn’t know until the tube was empty. Yeah, my urine glowed . Product Site Thanks to Nathan, who had actual lasers implanted in the tips of his fingers and is blind in one eye from rubbing it. You gotta think before you act, Nathan.

Party Rats are little light-emitting rings in the shape of rats you wear when you’re high on ecstasy at a rave and want to impress the girl with the candy necklace on. Just remember: spirit fingers!! What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care. Each 1-3/4″ long rat sends out a different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Ah, yes, night blogging. And a guy who’s no stranger to sitting at his computer all hours of the night with his pants around his ankles….SHUT UP THAT’S HOW I DO IT, OKAY?! Don’t question my creative process. Also, one time I bit through a glowstick and didn’t know until the tube was empty. Yeah, my urine glowed . Product Site Thanks to Nathan, who had actual lasers implanted in the tips of his fingers and is blind in one eye from rubbing it. You gotta think before you act, Nathan.

HIYO, it must be burlesque week on Geekologie! First the Star Wars burlesque pictures , then the Watchwomen video , and now a video of the Star Wars show! WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO! Happy siren! Who knew Jabba could be so sexy? I did! Return of the Jedi? More like Return of the Pants Tent ! Who’s with me? Anybody? ANYBODY? I’m not a freak you’re a freak. Youtube Thanks to Joseph, who was hoping for a little Admiral Ackbar action.

Alright champ, your wet dreams have finally been answered: Star Wars themed burlesque . I’d keep writing now but I’m confident you’ve already hit the jump and stripped your pants in one awkward move. Nice socks. Hit the jump to see a whole bunch more, and the link to the entire 40-pic gallery.

There comes a time in every L337 blogger’s life (provided they not do himself in with drugs and alcohol first) when they reach the monumental 5,000th post mark and become inducted into the Blogging God’s Hall of Fame. Now I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter, but I’m sure it’s just caught up in holiday postal traffic. Right? At any rate, this is that post for me — 5,000 articles straight since August, 2007. And for all of you jokers out there that are convinced it’s not always me writing, it is. I mean, does that look like a face that could lie? Steal your dog and burn your house to the ground to cover his tracks, sure, but not lie. Ah, so many memories. How about that one post where I made a really humorous observation about — no? Well maybe it’ll happen sometime in the next 5,000 (don’t count on it). Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read what I write (ha — like you don’t just look at the pictures!), I love you all. Best, Your Geekologie Writer

A breakdancing robot, like any kind of dancing robot , like any kind of robot at all, deserves a special place in burning hot hell. And this little bastard is no exception. I don’t care if you can pop and lock YOU DESERVE TO BURN. Remember when the Terminator lowers himself into that vat of molten steel at the end of Terminator 2? They should all do that. Take a hint robo d-bags! Youtube Thanks to Nathan and Oedipus Flex, who could out robot this robot at the robot any day of the week!