This is a video of the workers in a Microsoft store dancing around and clapping like the bunch of out-of-shape retail employees they are. That said, I would’ve passed out halfway through the song BUT ONLY CAUSE I’D BEEN DRINKING. The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California to break out in dance, let their hair down and have some fun. This is an amazing store, the employees seem really excited and engaged, almost happy to be at work. My favorite parts are when people walking in the mall come inside the store, join in the dancing and have some fun. The amazing thing is that people are in the store for hours, they love interacting with the software and learning about new technology. Wow, like THAT doesn’t sound like the biggest bunch of promotional bullshit I’ve ever read. People spending hours in a retail store, really? THEY’RE CALLED HOMELESS. The last time I ever spent hours in a retail establishment my mom forgot me at Sears while I was playing in the middle of a clothes rack and they closed the store for the night . And that, my friends, is why I can’t sleep without a circular saw. Youtube Thanks to Patrick, Mark, babysteps and Mixtech, who, dance! *pew pew* I SAID DANCE!

Yesterday afternoon, Vanessa Minnillo braved the crummy weather and grabbed sushi at Katsu-ya in Studio City with a pal, and we were stunned to see the usually reserved star dancing like a manic as she waited for her car…

Today’s How Would That Be a Movie? It Has No Plot hails from the world of television, and joins such game-based projects as Monopoly: The Movie and Asteroids: The Movie . Variety is reporting that Soul Train , the song and dance variety show that ran from ‘71 to ‘06, is being adapted into a feature film. Dead Presidents writer Malcolm Spellman, the film’s screenwriter, says his script is set in the ’80s, and focuses on “a serious popper, with street edge [who] wants to get on that tour, with the hottest of the hot.” So I guess it’s more about getting on the show than the show itself. Apparently some people think the “Dance Mania” episode of The Cosby Show , when Theo tried to appear on the Soul Train -esque show but only his best friend Cockroach managed to get in, didn’t cover that subject well enough.

This is a video of the winners from the American Library Association’s Book Cart Drill Team World Championship . I’m not even kidding. I AM ADULTING. The secret lives of librarians took center stage at the American Library Association’s annual conference earlier this month. There was dancing, there were costumes, there was music, and, of course, there were book carts. Teams bring acrobatic splits, book cart headlights, and dry ice effects to the floor in the quest to win first place and the coveted gold book cart trophy that comes with it. “It changes the whole image of librarians,” added Ison. Needless to say, this is some of the sexiest footage I’ve seen IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. And I used to judge the Geriatric Olympics, so I know my stuff. Hit the jump for the second and third place winners.

Sure the dude danced , but did you know he invented ? It’s true, Michael developed a shoe that made the impossible forward-lean in his ‘Smooth Criminal’ dance routine possible. He did it with special shoes that quickly slid into pegs that rise out of the floor at just the right moment. Also helping the effect were rigid anklets that worked like ski boots, supporting Jackson and his entourage of dancers as they leaned forward at that magic angle. Cool, but you know what I want? Moonwalk shoes. One time I went to a club with a friend of mine who can moonwalk. He only did it for like five seconds. Thirty women got pregnant. Hit the jump for a video of Michael performing the stunt, action is at 3:50.

Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest yesterday. He was 50. *performs crotch grab in remembrance* Rest in peace, Michael. Hit the jump for some video tributes.

Are you a Harry Potter fan? Looking to blow your whole day at work watching videos on Youtube? I know what you do on Fridays! Get ready for a musical adventure as Harry Potter and his pals go back to Hogwarts for another year of learning shenanigans! Only this year their wizarding world gets turned on its head when the Dark Lord, Voldemort, comes back from the dead to take his revenge on The Boy Who Lived. Filled with magical fun and original songs by Darren Criss and AJ Holmes, this is a Potter-spectacular that no fan should miss. So take a ride on Voldemort’s flying machine and get ready to back to Hogwarts! It’s amazingly not bad, and I just spent the last two hours watching it all. And by watching it I mean sleeping. I was there in spirit though. No, no I wasn’t. Youtube (with all the other parts) Thanks to trishna87, who once sawed a man in half. Not magically either. She’s serving life.

We love the fact that Katie Holmes looks so lively in these shots, and even though Suri looks like she'd rather be somewhere else, she's still totally adorable, and clearly Tom loves her! We snapped the family Cruise at…

I have no idea what I just watched but I think it had something to do with Contra. Happy Memorial Day everyone, and remember: freedom isn’t free. Youtube Thanks to whoever sent me this, I couldn’t find your email again because I’ve been celebrating too hard and I fell off the balcony into a tree last night.

I guess Suri Cruise isn't the only celebritot perfecting her dance moves! Yesterday Denise Richards took her youngest daughter to a Hollywood dance studio, and even though little miss Lola looks a little spent, we're guessing she looked absolutely…