How often do I ask you for anything? Almost never, right? Well now I’m asking you for something. Where can I buy and/or get the materials to make this dinosaur necklace ? Because I want one. And, even if my girlfriend doesn’t know it yet, she wants one too. I think if I could just stroke those lucky dino bones while I write, this blog would stop sucking so hard. And by sucking I mean suckling . Nipples. GEEKOLOGIE IS THE TITS. Cool Dinosaur Necklace [collthings] Thanks to Mel and Tiff, who had matching dino-bone anklets until I hid under their car and cut them off when they were unlocking the doors. Sure i got dragged 8 blocks but it was worth it.

How often do I ask you for anything? Almost never, right? Well now I’m asking you for something. Where can I buy and/or get the materials to make this dinosaur necklace ? Because I want one. And, even if my girlfriend doesn’t know it yet, she wants one too. I think if I could just stroke those lucky dino bones while I write, this blog would stop sucking so hard. And by sucking I mean suckling . Nipples. GEEKOLOGIE IS THE TITS. Cool Dinosaur Necklace [collthings] Thanks to Mel and Tiff, who had matching dino-bone anklets until I hid under their car and cut them off when they were unlocking the doors. Sure i got dragged 8 blocks but it was worth it.

This is a very well made stop-motion LEGO short . I highly recommend you watch it. I did — twice, and I found it really inspiring. Not as inspiring as the Special Olympics, but still pretty good. Lego Short Film Makes Me Want to Play With Legos Immediately [gizmodo]

Because I’ve been reduced to peddling t-shirts , both Shirt.Woot and Teefury have dino-themed tops available today. Shirt.Woot is selling Jurassic Parka ($10 shipped), and Teefury the anatomy of an AT-AT ($11 shipped). As usual, these are TODAY ONLY. Tomorrow there will be entirely different shirts for sale and this ship will have sailed. Isn’t that right, Noah? I’ll be with the dinos if you need me. And there will be a sock on the doorknob. Shirt.Woot and Teefury Thanks to Divo, OJ’s Mom, katkcheshire, Francesco, Rachel, John, Matt_D, Corinna, Lea C, Melissa, Jeff, Emalee, cargo shirts and Erin, who are all fashion trendsetters (start a topless trend!)

This is a 1981 DeLorean modded to look perfectly screen accurate to the one in Back to the Future . I’m talking peeeeerfect, like this hot little body of mine. *touches hip* tsssssss!! I’m sassy too! This is the most screen accurate Back to the Future Delorean Time Machine replica to ever appear on eBay. It is a real masterpiece. You might be asking yourself why it’s so expensive? Well, try to build a super-accurate Delorean Time Machine yourself, and you’ll quickly see how time consuming it is. That last 20% of accuracy takes 500% more time and effort. This incredibly accurate replica of the Delorean Time Machine was painstakingly built by Gary Weaver, owner of www.bttfparts.com, over the course of 2 years, from 2006-2008. This is the only car Gary has ever built on commission, and, other than his own personal car, is the only one he has finished to his complete satisfaction. Current bidding is around $60K with a little over a day left, but you can Buy It Now for $90K, which is exactly what I’m going to do after I finish typing this. Then I’ll just need to get my hands on some real plutonium and PRESTO, glowing children. Glowing dino children. *wink* Hit the jump for several more shots but hit the link to the auction for a ton of high-res pictures to really appreciate the level of craftsmanship.

I can never see the word ” balaclava ” without thinking baklava, which is totally different but infinitely more delicious and arguably my favorite dessert . Now I know what you’re thinking, “but GW, I don’t care what your favorite dessert is”. But you know what? It’s too f***ing late. Anyway, if you want a BALACLAVA inspired by the one Ghost wears in ‘ Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 ‘ now you can buy them in blue, green and red for ~$21 a pop. And, in case you couldn’t tell, there are other video game/movie inspired bank-robbery aids on the way as well. Plus, the company is run by a loyal Geekologie Reader who told me things about myself even I didn’t know. It was therapeutic. Like crying in the bathtub, but without the aromatic candles. Product Site Thanks to Jamie, who may or may not be a Tarot reader.

Remember when IGN made a fake Zelda trailer as an April Fools joke? That was some cruel shit. But now a group of Zelda fans (myself excluded) went and made a feature length (1 hour and 48 minutes!!) movie called ‘The Hero Of Time’. This is just the trailer here, but the whole thing is posted after the jump. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “watching a 2 hour movie on the clock”, you are! *high five!* Not you, the man — we’re sticking it to you! Hit the jump for the full-length feature. And bring popcorn.

If a trio of howling wolves and moon are so powerful, I can’t even imagine WTF is gonna happen when you don an adult-sized onsie with them printed all over. Plus, they come with non-slip booties and a “trap-door” back that allows you to go # 2 without taking them off (or filling your PJ’s with shit). Now that’s what I call magic ! Available now for $45, they make the perfect gift for that moderately special someone that needs a little bit more magic in their life. Just get them a wand, God! Product Site Thanks to deadbodyman, who would still wear one despite his body being dead….and smelly. Febreeze yo’self fool!

If you’ve been reading Geekologie for awhile, you may recall the Marioflage 1-1 hoodie we posted around this time last year. Well now Enclothe is back with a World 1-2 version. Suck it, goombas ! A natural progression from our last Marioflage hoodie. Featuring inspired 8-bit graphics and a dark underground color scheme this hoodie is sure to get you through long night gaming sessions. The softhand 8-bit camouflage pattern begins to break apart and degrade near the top, perhaps the work of an improvised GameShark code or dust in the cartridge? The hoodie is available now for $65. But, if that’s not your cup of tea, do yourself a favor and check out some of their other designs . I rarely promote anything but I’ve paid some of my own hard-earned money for several of their shirts. That’s right, I said hard-earned . You don’t know me! Hit the jump for some more product shots and another link to the website.

I know we’ve seen Master Sword replicas in the past , but check out the craftsmanship of this blade . Have you seen anything like it outside an elementary school arts & crafts class? I think not! Hand-painted solid wood replica of the Master Sword from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Top quality craftsmanship, can be used as a wooden practice sword for fencing and martial arts. Blade is 17″ long. Has a triforce carved into the blade. Amazingly, current bidding is only up to $0.05 with five days remaining. But now that I’ve let the cat out of the bag, I don’t expect to see it go for any less than $2.00. To yours truly. I only told you because I like a little competition! Try and beat me, I dare you! (yes I’m the seller) eBay Auction Thanks to Ricardo, who mastered the sword in grade school and now swings a cannon.