This is a video of a guy carving the original Big Daddy prototype out of wood . With a chainsaw. Which brings up an interesting question: how do you carve Subject Delta out of a tree? Shave away everything that doesn’t look like a Big Daddy. HAHA! God I slay me. Youtube Thanks to rick, who once carved a Big Sister out of granite and copped a feel.

A Hello Kitty chainsaw: it was only a matter of time . Makes a great addition to you to Hello Kitty AR-15 . But not your family. You don’t want that thing suckling your teat for six months. F*** your nipples up. Hello Kitty Chainsaw [hellokittyhell] Thanks to GuamOtoko and Isaac, who have beheaded zombies with even MORE feminine chainsaws. If you can believe that.

We'll take her word for it, but what about this fresh new cut we spotted on her arm the other day? That doesn't look like a surgery scar to me, but then again, I'm no MD… When asked about…

We noticed these disturbing cut mark on Lindsay right inner arm — the photos were shot last night at a Golden Globes pre-party at the Chateau Marmont (Lindsay attended a different party at the hotel on Friday night with…

The Shave Mobile Razor Phone is a real product from China and should probably win invention of the millennium because, damnit, that’s just a fine quality product right there. Tell me — you think you can make calls and shave at the same time? You sure as hell better! Q: What did the beard say to the razor cell phone? A: I’m sorry, I think we just got cut off! *swish* Hit the jump to see the box (complete with unauthorized use of David Beckham’s likeness), along with a link to the full CNET Japan review complete with videos and a ton more pics.

In a feat of extreme-mowing , two men in Cambridge, England used a crane to lift a lawnmower high enough to trim one’s overgrown hedges. Nice, guys, I like the way you think — EXXXTREME!! The operator, who did not want to be named, is now nursing a broken hand, but said it wasn’t a fall from the mower that caused the injury but one off the crane. He admitted it was not the safest method of trimming the hedge, but said it was all done as a bit of a joke. They wanted to film the stunt, put it on the internet and see how many hits it got, but in the end had no video camera. That, my friends, is pathetic. Not only a broken hand BUT NO VIDEO. WTF?! I demand a re-do. But this time with fireworks shooting out the back. Oooh, and bikini girls. Plus more injuries. I suggest fraying the cables and loosening the mower blade. YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE CENTURY! And I want producer credit. High rider trims his hedge [stuff] Thanks to Patrick, who trims his hedge the old fashioned way: with a straight-razor. Yikes!

In yet another taped phone call between Michael Lohan and his ex-wife Dina, Lindsay's mom reveals that Lilo's a cutter! After Michael pleads with Dina to help him get through to his daughter in a new recording released by…

This kid has what might very well be the best haircut of all time. It definitely beats the bowl cut I used to rock as a kid. Also, I had a rat-tail. Which, I’m not ashamed to admit, my mom still has saved in an envelope somewhere (not even kidding). What?! Don’t even act like your parents don’t still have all your baby teeth! My Hair is Batman, Your Argument is Invalid. [geekstir] Thanks to cody, who didn’t have hair until he was two and then only on his back. Tough break, kid. There’s always the carnival.

This kid has what might very well be the best haircut of all time. It definitely beats the bowl cut I used to rock as a kid. Also, I had a rat-tail. Which, I’m not ashamed to admit, my mom still has saved in an envelope somewhere (not even kidding). What?! Don’t even act like your parents don’t still have all your baby teeth! My Hair is Batman, Your Argument is Invalid. [geekstir] Thanks to cody, who didn’t have hair until he was two and then only on his back. Tough break, kid. There’s always the carnival.

This kid has what might very well be the best haircut of all time. It definitely beats the bowl cut I used to rock as a kid. Also, I had a rat-tail. Which, I’m not ashamed to admit, my mom still has saved in an envelope somewhere (not even kidding). What?! Don’t even act like your parents don’t still have all your baby teeth! My Hair is Batman, Your Argument is Invalid. [geekstir] Thanks to cody, who didn’t have hair until he was two and then only on his back. Tough break, kid. There’s always the carnival.