This is a little Asian girl dressed as Voltron in what may or may yes be a mall’s food court. And as much as I despise robots (particularly ones that join together to form larger, even more menacing robots), I’ll admit you really can’t help but love her. Ha, I said you. I still hate her. voltron girl [angryasianman] Thanks to Ryan and Mustang Sanford, who know I don’t really hate the little girl. It’s her parents.

Dressing for Pleasure is an online BSDM and other fetishwear supplier that I 100% do not buy adult-sized diapers from. I’m serious, I don’t. The whole dressing like a baby thing freaks me out (ahem, Japan ). Anyway, DFP decided to advertise their whips and gimp masks on ketchup bottles, encouraging bar patrons to spank the hell out of the bottoms. Clever, but I’ll still gonna dig around in there with a french fry to really get the ketchup flowing. And no, that wasn’t a sexual euphemism. Yes, yes it was. A BRILLIANT ONE I MIGHT ADD. Picture (with a couple more butts if you’re interested) Thanks to Trevor, who one spanked a bottle so hard the mustard got scared and threw itself off the table.

Tinysaurs are little dinosaur models created by artist Kelly Farrell. They’re cute as hell and you better believe I’m gonna catch ‘em all . Then lacquer them and carry them around in my pocket . ZOMG — I hope they nibble holes in my underwear! Each one is laser cut out of oak tag board using a 35 watt cutting laser, and pre-perfed for (relatively) easy assembly - assuming you’ve got some really steady hands. The T-Rex, triceraptops, stegosaurus and woolly mammoth kits are all available over at Kelly’s Etsy shop , the Maker’s Market , or Everything Tiny and cost just $7 (USD) unassembled, and $16 with a pair of tweezers and glue in a handy gift tin. If you’re a complete lazy-ass with no hand-eye coordination Kelly is also selling pre-assembled dinos in a little glass case for $60. I don’t recommend those. You get no street-cred for buying things preassembled. Hit the jump for several more pics of the possibilities!

This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells ‘BaCoN’ through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen. And not just because it would make your shit shine like a glowstick, but it 100% would. Haha, what do you mean barium isn’t radioactive? SHUT UP, I’LL WEAR THE LAB COAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. And the pants . Kidding, KIDDING — I’m a blogger, remember? ThinkGeek Product Site Thanks to Kevin and André, who’d still eat it anyways. For principle.

This is a video of a pigeon named Henry riding the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) and exiting at his desired stop . Allegedly it’s a fairly common occurrence, as Henry has pigeon and dove bitches all over Toronto. Play on, playa! (Shit on me and I’ll kill you) Youtube Thanks to kat, who trained Henry to sit on her shoulder. OMG, please tell me you wear an eyepatch!

This is an adorable little video of what baking cookies would be like if it were anything similar to running Photoshop . Unfortunately, it’s not. Which is how I managed to burn my old house down. Kidding, KIDDING — I was hoping to catch the ex-wife while she was sleeping. Ssshhhhhh!! Adobe Photoshop Cook [buzzfeed] Thanks to Mary, who is skilled enough to bake casseroles in MS Paint.

This is a cartoon of Batman responding to the Bat Signal . Apparently he’s a soccer (football) fan. Who knew? I always pinned him as more of a yacht racing kind of superhero . Or is that Thomas Crown? Steal me a Picasso! Even The Dark Knight deserves an evening off [ramblingsofamadman] Thanks to Greg, who once hit Batman with a bottle rocket and burnt a hole in his cape. Oh you are so bad!

This is a mashup picture of Dexter from Dexter’s Lab and Dexter from that show Dexter about the serial killer . I’ve seen a shit-ton of Dexter’s Lab but only one episode of Dexter because he reminds me too much of myself and that makes me nervous because I don’t want to kill anybody else. I SAID I DON’T WANT TO I DIDN’T SAY I WOULDN’T. I’m coming for you (leave a key under the mat, please). Also, if you could take these sleeping pills that would be great. Wait — those are my vitamins. Dexter-Dexter [loldwell] Thanks to michael, who would kill you for an In-N-Out burger right now.

No matter how many times I hear it, the German language never ceases to amaze me. Of course, most Germans would probably say the same thing about me because my language sounds so unusual . You see, I only speak the language of love. Gooch tickle boobie rub. My amorous grammar aside, this is a German Droid commercial. I don’t want to ruin the surprise ending for you, but I’m going to if you don’t have the self-control to watch it before reading this: The other cellphone throws itself out the window. Not unlike my WiiMote did when I couldn’t beat Bowser on the 10,000th try of the final castle in the new Mario. Except he broke a window too. Then got high and ate the last of my Bagel Bites. Expect a bill, Nintendo. Youtube Thanks to Joscha, who has never experienced phone-envy because he has the latest and greatest in space-phone technology: a laser cell.

T-Shirt Wars is a stop-motion video made by lovers duo Rhett&Link. It took 222 shirts to create plus two sperm and quite possibly one in vitro fertilization because Rhett there kind of strikes me as a test-tube baby. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (I was born in a graduated cylinder). Youtube Thanks to Yopoleo, chris, Jessica and Luke Hoverounder, who know the only good t-shirt war is a wet one. Can’t argue there (can I be a judge?).