Aww! Poor boys. Gwen Stefani - looking casual yet chic as usual - took sons Kingston and Zuma to the park over the weekend, but unfortch the boys were not having it! What's there to cry about? You have…

In case you forgot here’s the original post . And now dude has started a website with videos of her crying after every movie they watch. Which so far includes Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, Back to the Futures I and III, Flash of Genius, 2012 and Marley & Me. Now that’s a healthy marriage . But is it a healthy meal? No, but Subway has $5 footlongs. Also, if you can watch Marley & Me and not cry you don’t have a heart. And I’m not saying that because I cried, because I didn’t. I bawled like a baby. But then I chopped down a sequoia with my bare hands and f***ed a cement truck, so, yeah, still all man. Also, stuck (bring a sledgehammer). Crying Wife Thanks to cocoa, who knows the only thing funnier than watching somebody cry is watching somebody cry because they hurt themselves doing something stupid.

You ever cried watching a Mario commercial ? You might after this one . No reason to be ashamed, I did the same thing. Now, let’s hold hands and talk about it. KIDDING, CRYBABY, I’VE NEVER CRIED DURING A COMMERCIAL! Incredibly Uplifting Fan-Made Mario Ad [collegehumor] Thanks to Stephen, who’s man enough to admit he cried his eyes out and then poked them back in with a stick.

Yesterday Britney Spears, Jayden James, Sean Preston and the bodyguard/manny enjoyed the beach in Santa Barbara, despite the unusually cold weather! Little Jayden was simply NOT having it, so after a stroll in the sand, Brit and her manny…

The $25 Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek is by far the greatest advance in baby-feeding technology since the tit. The bib and wing tips feature flashing LEDs to ensure a smooth flight and that all food aboard Gerber flight B4BY makes it safely to the hanger. Plus, the spoon end is removable for easy cleaning. That’s just smart product design right there. WW2 flight helmet and goggles optional, but highly recommended. Uh-oh — bogeys at nine o’clock! Dinner’s at seven. AND DON’T BE LATE. BARREL ROLL, BARREL ROLL! Little help over here, Fox McCloud! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT! BOOM! I’ve been hit — eject, EJECT! WHEEE EEEE EEEE!! Great, now the baby’s crying. But seriously, I think you can tell I’d make a great father. ThinkGeek Product Site via JetBib: Baby food, you’re cleared for landing [dvice]

While LiLo unsuccessfully tried to prove our story wrong (about partying in bathrooms this past Thursday night), apparently she doesn't read the New York Post! Because they just published a false story she isn't bothering to correct… The Post…

Last night Brittny Gastineau had her birthday bash at Beso, and later she moved the party to Crown Bar, where none other than Lindsay Lohan showed up! Our fav rehabber snuck out the back of the club around 2:20am…

Lindsay Lohan hasn't tweeted a response to her father's last verbal bitch slap, so we're veeeery curious as to how she's going to handle it! After all the drama this week, Michael Lohan said this morning, "I guess Lindsay…

These two have been at each other's throats for years, but over the past week, it seems like there's been a virtual bitch slap exchanged between Michael and Lindsay Lohan every hour on the hour. Michael told X17online exclusively…

Another day, another Lindsay Lohan phone recording. The latest excerpt has a rather distraught Dina Lohan chatting with Michael about her failed attempts to get Lindsay into a rehabilitation program. Lindsay's mother is heard saying: "She's really sad and…