Want to rent a room on Craigslist ? This is how you do it. Of course, it’s not as successful as the last ad I placed looking for a roommate . Granted, I mentioned I was the Geekologie Writer , but I had over 4,000 replies. At least two of which I’m convinced weren’t guys that wanted to collect my hair out of the shower drain. How To Rent Your Extra Room [buzzfeed] Thanks to Fadilah, Martin and cheesewhizzer, who are all welcome to crash on my couch for pizza money.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

Who’s with me? This might just our ticket to becoming diamond gazillionaires by plundering Uranus (straight face, straight face) and Neptune’s diamond oceans ! But you will still need a rather large bank balance to purchase the Discovery Space Shuttle, which is being sold off by Nasa for $28.2 m (£17.7m). The soon-to-be redundant shuttle was the ultimate boy’s toy, flying faster and higher than any other machine in history. It was originally worth $42 million (£25.8 m) but the price has plummeted to take in the cost of hauling the monster from the Kennedy Space Centre to a major US airport. Discovery, which has completed 37 missions into space and 5,247 orbits, has already been promised to the Smithsonian Institution’s National Air and Space Museum, but shuttles Atlantis and Endeavour are still available, the Independent reports. Why that article says you can buy Discovery but then goes on to say it’s already been promised to the Kennedy Space Center is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with incredible journalistic skills like mine. That aside, who wants to go in on a shuttle with me? Worse comes to worse we can just park it in my backyard and play space. “Cobra Commander to Green Giant, come in Green Giant. We are docking at the Space Brothel now, confirm freaky three tittied aliens, over.” Nasa puts Discovery space shuttle up for sale for £17.7m [telegraph] Thanks to Jack, Riki Kiki Taco, Brandy Alexander the Great and Shabs, who are all welcome to join my crew for the low, low introductory rate of $8.4 million apiece.

Who’s with me? This might just our ticket to becoming diamond gazillionaires by plundering Uranus (straight face, straight face) and Neptune’s diamond oceans ! But you will still need a rather large bank balance to purchase the Discovery Space Shuttle, which is being sold off by Nasa for $28.2 m (£17.7m). The soon-to-be redundant shuttle was the ultimate boy’s toy, flying faster and higher than any other machine in history. It was originally worth $42 million (£25.8 m) but the price has plummeted to take in the cost of hauling the monster from the Kennedy Space Centre to a major US airport. Discovery, which has completed 37 missions into space and 5,247 orbits, has already been promised to the Smithsonian Institution’s National Air and Space Museum, but shuttles Atlantis and Endeavour are still available, the Independent reports. Why that article says you can buy Discovery but then goes on to say it’s already been promised to the Kennedy Space Center is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with incredible journalistic skills like mine. That aside, who wants to go in on a shuttle with me? Worse comes to worse we can just park it in my backyard and play space. “Cobra Commander to Green Giant, come in Green Giant. We are docking at the Space Brothel now, confirm freaky three tittied aliens, over.” Nasa puts Discovery space shuttle up for sale for £17.7m [telegraph] Thanks to Jack, Riki Kiki Taco, Brandy Alexander the Great and Shabs, who are all welcome to join my crew for the low, low introductory rate of $8.4 million apiece.

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. Except I’m not so much talking as fantasizing . God I’d love to be in the middle of those two. Ha — I guess I AM talking about it! Now one of you put those little arms to use and make me a sandwich. Tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, Jurassic Museum of Asturias [wikipedia] (high-res version) Thanks to Kelly, who just convinced me to buy a one-way ticket to Asturias, Spain.

Looks legit to me. Picture [ozozo] Thanks to Jessica, who doesn’t care if there’s rat fur in the pizza, she’s going.

These are dino bone shaped ice cube trays from design firm Fred . They come in Triceratops and T-Rex models and I would totally suck on either one. Unfortunately, I can’t imagine these bones lasting too long in a drink . OR MY BED. Need to dig up a clever party accessory? Look no further than our ice-cold fossils - these two assorted dinos will add the perfect Ice Age touch to your modern drinks. OMG I’ve never wanted to choke to death on something so bad in my entire life! Product Site Thanks to Sarah, who allegedly cools her drinks with actual chilled dinosaur bones. I’m gonna raid your freezer!