Ever wanted a couch with USB storage in it? Me neither, but now that I know it exists I must have it! And I better not lose data like pocket change. The sofas were made by creative design studio Cabracega for last year’s International Festival for the Post-Digital Creation Culture (OFFF). As you can see (you’ll have to squint a little) the sofas have USB cables coming out of them. The 4 sofas store a total of 14GB of files which doesn’t seem like a lot, but I’m pretty sure no other storage device can accommodate up to 4 people So now you can literally SIT on your porn stash. Get it? Because before you were only doing it figuratively , but now you’ll be doing it literally ! Well of course it’s not funny if I have to explain it. Or that it really never was. DON’T ACT LIKE I DON’T KNOW. I know. usb sofas: the best flash drive ever made [technabob]

Ever wanted a couch that transforms into bunk beds ? Me neither. I do want one that turns into a fighter jet though. Okay you got me, I do want a transformer bunk bed . BUT IT BETTER NOT BE SENTIENT OR I WILL DRAG THAT SHIT OUT INTO THE YARD AND BURN IT. A SOFABED THAT DOES DOUBLE DUTY, Mobelform’s Doc folds out into not one, but two twin sized beds stacked one atop the other: in short, a bunk bed. Included are the necessary mattresses as well as a ladder and short rail to prevent mid-night tumbles. This reminds me of the time my cousin was spending the night and my parents let him sleep in my bunk bed and made me sleep on the floor. Well, he rolled out of the bed in the middle of the night and fell five feet to the ground and didn’t even wake up . I thought he was dead. He might have been dead. Hit the jump for another bed making the transformation.

This 4-piece luggage ensemble by Dutch designer Erik De Nijs forms a comfortable little sofa when you’re not dragging it around the airport . Sure it’s all mixy-matchy, but maybe Erik is blind and the woman at the fabric store didn’t have the heart to tell him he chose four different patterns. Of course she didn’t — like women have hearts! BWHAHAHAHAHA!! Or motor skills. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Suited Case by Erik De Nijs [likecool] Thanks to Stephy, who once slept in an airport for two weeks straight and has ridden the baggage conveyor belt to the end.

This is by far the most important thing you’ll watch all day (suck it, the news!). It’s a kitten crawling into a couch . I love how its little legs are poking out before it can pull itself in. Did it remind anyone else of a calf being born, but in reverse ? No? Fine, me neither then. Dicks. Youtube Thanks to Sophia, who knows important shit when she sees it.