The Cat Hammock Coffee Table was created by Case-Real and is a glass -topped magazine receptacle with a wicker-ish hammock for your feline companions beneath. It’s cool, but your cat would be just as happy sleeping under any coffee table. Or in an empty soda box. Hit the jump for one more shot of the hammock in use.

Ever wanted a couch with USB storage in it? Me neither, but now that I know it exists I must have it! And I better not lose data like pocket change. The sofas were made by creative design studio Cabracega for last year’s International Festival for the Post-Digital Creation Culture (OFFF). As you can see (you’ll have to squint a little) the sofas have USB cables coming out of them. The 4 sofas store a total of 14GB of files which doesn’t seem like a lot, but I’m pretty sure no other storage device can accommodate up to 4 people So now you can literally SIT on your porn stash. Get it? Because before you were only doing it figuratively , but now you’ll be doing it literally ! Well of course it’s not funny if I have to explain it. Or that it really never was. DON’T ACT LIKE I DON’T KNOW. I know. usb sofas: the best flash drive ever made [technabob]

If you’ve been reading Geekologie for awhile, you may recall the Marioflage 1-1 hoodie we posted around this time last year. Well now Enclothe is back with a World 1-2 version. Suck it, goombas ! A natural progression from our last Marioflage hoodie. Featuring inspired 8-bit graphics and a dark underground color scheme this hoodie is sure to get you through long night gaming sessions. The softhand 8-bit camouflage pattern begins to break apart and degrade near the top, perhaps the work of an improvised GameShark code or dust in the cartridge? The hoodie is available now for $65. But, if that’s not your cup of tea, do yourself a favor and check out some of their other designs . I rarely promote anything but I’ve paid some of my own hard-earned money for several of their shirts. That’s right, I said hard-earned . You don’t know me! Hit the jump for some more product shots and another link to the website.

Ever wanted a couch that transforms into bunk beds ? Me neither. I do want one that turns into a fighter jet though. Okay you got me, I do want a transformer bunk bed . BUT IT BETTER NOT BE SENTIENT OR I WILL DRAG THAT SHIT OUT INTO THE YARD AND BURN IT. A SOFABED THAT DOES DOUBLE DUTY, Mobelform’s Doc folds out into not one, but two twin sized beds stacked one atop the other: in short, a bunk bed. Included are the necessary mattresses as well as a ladder and short rail to prevent mid-night tumbles. This reminds me of the time my cousin was spending the night and my parents let him sleep in my bunk bed and made me sleep on the floor. Well, he rolled out of the bed in the middle of the night and fell five feet to the ground and didn’t even wake up . I thought he was dead. He might have been dead. Hit the jump for another bed making the transformation.

While we would call these two a happy couple, judging from their body language in these pictures, it almost looks like they had some sort of spat at sushi last night! Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole dined at Nobu…

The $60 Mr. Moustache pillow is a pillow that comes with interchangeable mustaches for the dapper bastard on the front. They’re made by Etsy seller salliyenglanddesign and are fun to kiss , even if your roommate is watching. Don’t be jealous just cause I gotta man! The delightful Mr.Moustache pillow comes with four interchangeable velcro moustaches (Fu Manchu,trucker,gentleman,& salt ‘n’pepper!) and a clear plastic storage pocket on the back! Each velcro moustache is hand trimmed from faux fur, and each Mr.Moustache pillow is handmade in the s.e.d studio in Grand Rapids, Michigan! Cool. I bought a pair so I can pretend I’m sleeping between two guys. But I make them wear different mustaches because sleeping with twins would be weird. And by weird I mean awesome. I can’t quit you — or you! Hit the jump for two more shots of the irresistible handsomeness.

I don’t really wear robes because I got kicked out of wizard school and I’m more of a boxer and undershirt kind of guy, but I might make an exception for this $95 Jedi joint. Just kidding. Still, it would look good on you though. Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here! What could be better on an evening than strutting around in your Jedi robe, making sure your little Lightsaber doesn’t inadvertently pop out due to your lack of jimmy-jams? The Jedi Dressing Gown is made of soft 100% cotton velour and has a Jedi logo embroidered on the front. The bath robe’s large hood, sash belt and wide sleeves are classic features of a Jedi robe. Will you be seduced by the dark side (your smelly old bathrobe with cat hair all over the back) or will you fight for justice…or at least the last Jaffa Cake…in a brand new Jedi Dressing Gown? Wow. I’m not sure if that’s how you sell Jedi robes or not, but I’m guessing not. As a matter of fact, that product description has convinced me to go out and buy the exact opposite of a Jedi bathrobe. Which I don’t actually know what is. Maybe a Sith bra or something. Product Site via jedi bath robe: obi-wants one [technabob] Thanks to Smee, who, no stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don’t make a move Smee, not a step. My finger’s on the trigger. Don’t try to stop me, Smee. This is it. Don’t try to stop me this time, Smee.

Don’t smile at me like that! I can tell these $125 computer key seats have been around for a while because of the ‘© 2004′ text in the image. What can I say, I’m observant. Hey — I saw that! Anyway, this was the first time I’d seen these chairs so they’re new to me. If they’re not new to you, congratulations, you’ve been around the block (internet whore). This unique stool is a great low-tech item for any computer geek. Insert this eye-catching seat in the dorm, game room or even an internet café . The contoured shape holds your backspace just like your finger rests in a key. Measures 22 inches square and 15 inches high and has ’sit’ printed on the top. We also offer to customize these stools with your own message or logo. Yes, but I want mine to be a delete key. Get it? Because I want to delete my fat ass! I heard you want an insert. HIYO! Product Site Thanks to Kristin, who wants an escape.

People’s ingenuity never ceases to amaze me . Take this custom motorcycle seat for instance. Just imagine the lumbar support! But the question remains: is there enough room to add a baby seat? BECAUSE MY BABY WAS BORN TO RIDE! And by ‘my baby’ I mean I sit with a hot computer in my lap for 14 hours a day. There are no survivors. DIY Motorcycle Seat Grants Great Posture at the Expense of Dignity [gizmodo]

The Cloud is a levitating sofa that floats thanks to magnets and, I suspect, a tiny wizard. Unfortuantely, it’s only conceptual. Which, for those of you who don’t know what conceptual is, means really soft. You should buy one. Cloud is a sofa concept designed for ultra comfort and relaxation. The soft floating upper part is supported by the magnetic force generated by the bottom base. No matter if you want to work and sit with comfort or simply a power nap to release the stress, you can always enjoy your time to relax on the floating cloud. Designed by D.K. Wei (no relation to that barrel throwing bastard), the Cloud recently won honorable mention (3rd loser) in a relaxation design contest. Which, wait a minute, relaxation design contest — WTF is that? Fifth of gin and a handful of Valium. BOOM, blue ribbon. Cloud magnetically levitating sofa is the greatest couch concept, ever