If a trio of howling wolves and moon are so powerful, I can’t even imagine WTF is gonna happen when you don an adult-sized onsie with them printed all over. Plus, they come with non-slip booties and a “trap-door” back that allows you to go # 2 without taking them off (or filling your PJ’s with shit). Now that’s what I call magic ! Available now for $45, they make the perfect gift for that moderately special someone that needs a little bit more magic in their life. Just get them a wand, God! Product Site Thanks to deadbodyman, who would still wear one despite his body being dead….and smelly. Febreeze yo’self fool!

Google toilet paper : made with 100% virgin pulp and available in Vietnam. Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: “Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!” HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS! Dingleberry free, just sayin’. This Google’s made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome [engadget] Thanks to wes, who only wipes with Charmin because the dude’s a bear.

This is a jacket made out of teddy bears from artist/designer Sebastian Errazuriz (who also brought us the zipper dress ). I like it, it looks really comfortable. Now I know what you’re thinking, “I bet that son of a bitch GW still sleeps with a teddy bear !” AND SO WHAT IF I DO? I bet yooooou still sleep with your parents! Kidding, I’d know if you did. HIYO! Your dad’s a snorer. Hit the jump for a couple more sexy shots. I can’t help it, I love bears!

People’s ingenuity never ceases to amaze me . Take this custom motorcycle seat for instance. Just imagine the lumbar support! But the question remains: is there enough room to add a baby seat? BECAUSE MY BABY WAS BORN TO RIDE! And by ‘my baby’ I mean I sit with a hot computer in my lap for 14 hours a day. There are no survivors. DIY Motorcycle Seat Grants Great Posture at the Expense of Dignity [gizmodo]

Lippi Selk’bags cost $125-$150 and look like wearable sleeping bags . Because that’s what they are — sleeping bags that you wear . Any of you lovely ladies interested in sharing one with me? Awesome — I get it on weekends! Lippi’s Selk’bag is made for mobility, comfort and a more recuperative sleep. Designed and tested in the Andes, the Selk’bag was named in honor of the lost Selk’nam natives of Chile who were known for their ferocity and ability to withstand harsh conditions. In a recent comparison conducted by Consumer Reports, a Selk’bag actually ripped a Snuggie’s sleeves off and defecated down its head hole. Which, you’re right, would have made a great commercial. Sleeping-Bag Suit Makes Snuggies Look Even Wussier [asylum] Thanks to Stephen, who can endure temperatures down to -40 degrees Celsius because he’s inside a tauntaun.

Sadly, they’re not the sort of dinosaur bone pillows I was hoping for. But they’ll have to do . Or, I’ll have to do , rather. Sayaka Yamamoto has designed replica of real dinosaur bones made from soft rubber-coated foam. Imagine yourself curling up on a T-Rex tail with a good book or sitting in front of your TV up on the horns of a Triceratops skull. ZOMG — sitting on the horns of a Triceratops !?!? Are they trying to make it all steamy in here? Because I can barely see past my glasses. Haha — they’re all filled with bourbon. Everything looks brown! Life sized dinosaur bones is way cooler than pillows [newlaunches] Thanks to eloy, who tricked me over to his house with the promise of a time machine but it turned out to just be a washing machine. I puked during the spin cycle.

Let’s be honest with ourselves: sleeping is awesome, especially in class or at work. But face down on the keyboard isn’t exactly the most comfortable position (4th, behind ‘in the handicapped stall’). Well enter Pilo-Pilo, a $25-$35 pillow ring made for falling asleep on and NOT punching people in the face with. Pilo-Pilo is a finger ring with a mini cushion attached to it. People have the tendency of resting their cheek on their fist when they are thinking, daydreaming… falling asleep; a fashionable yet portable cushion might just provide the companionship that you’ve long sought in those tedious boring hours in school, at work… or when you got stood up in a date. Oh man, I remember the FIRST! time I was stood up on a date. Her name was Maggie, and I killed her whole family afterward. What can I say, I’m a psychopathic killer hopeless romantic. Product Site Thanks to MLou, who drooled all over her pillow ring while asleep in class one day. RAWR! I love a woman that drools.