After watching Rihanna's latest music video, the only things that come to mind are acid trips, an African safari, and Saturday morning cartoons. I'm not sure how I feel about the song or the video (not to mention Rihanna…

Yesterday Orlando Bloom was photographed on the set of The Cross in Malibu, and even though it was super chilly by So Cal standards, the British star ran straight into the ocean with his clothes on! Not only that,…

A burgeoning fashionista? I think not! Reality TV starlet Whitney Port was out and about at the Westfield Mall in Century City on Saturday and, yeah, that's actually her outfit. Where's Rachel Zoe when you need her? Sidebar, Whit…

You like how I worked both pants AND shirt into the title? I know, it’s like I stuffed a whole outfit into that bitch. And let me tell you: they don’t teach you that kind of word wizardry at Hogwarts. OR blogging school. Which, ZOMG, I’m totally gonna open. Anyway, this is a new shirt from Threadless titled ‘Geekology’, which I can only assume designer Aaron Hogg chose to avoid ME SUING HIS CHEETO STAINED PANTS OFF. $18 takes one home, and I better get some sort of kickback for featuring it. Grease my palm, if you know what I mean. Ignore the hair. Product Site Thanks to Joannie, CHRISYUN, Elizabeth, Mathieu, Popped Culture, shawn, Krijn and me.viky, who are going to go steal this stockpile of shirts and burn it. Like bras, but with less bare breasts afterward.

Lindsay Lohan will be adding a complete line of apparel to her 6126 leggings line, and WWD snagged a sneak peek at some of the sketches. I must say, Lindsay may be a bit of a hot mess, but…

This is what Mario’s closet looks like as envisioned by artist Glen Brogan (slightly larger version if you touch THIS with your cursor and push the button). If you like it, you can go HERE to vote on getting it printed as a shirt . If you don’t like it, you can go to hell. I have a new T-shirt design up for voting at Splitreason. This one started out as a simple idea and turned into something a little more complex. When my designs go up for voting I always get the inevitable complaints (you just can’t make everybody happy) but I sort of feel like I’m throwing myself to the wolves with this one. The reason being that I had to come up with rules for what I should and shouldn’t include as part of Mario’s wardrobe. I wanted to include as many of his power-ups as possible, but the main rule I had to follow was that I couldn’t include things that actually transform Mario himself rather that just changing his wardrobe, like the Boo mushroom from Mario Galaxy that turns him into a ghost. So I’ve mentally prepared myself for the barage of “OMG WHY DIDNT U INCLUDE THIS 1 ON THERE U R DUM.” I don’t mind constructive critisicm, but sometimes it feels like people complain just to do it. If only they knew how much thought I actually put into these! I didn’t actually bother reading that because that’s a hellaparagraph, but I’ve got to say: awesome job, Glen. But one thing — why didn’t you include Boo Mario? Seriously, and I was this close to voting for you. Mario’s Closet [albinoraven] (Glen Brogan’s blog) Thanks to Fran, who just wears whatever he did the night before.

Dayum, girlfriend must be strapped for cash! Or maybe she wants to give back to the community? Yeah, that must be it! Lindsay Lohan is reportedly selling some of her designer duds on her family's website, Lohanhouse.com. What can…

Over the weekend we caught Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick going to lunch in Calabasas, and even though poor Kourt looks like she's about to pop, she still looked cute and color coordinated with her babydaddy. Or maybe she's…

Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can fully focus on Christmas, and for the rich and fabulous, that often means a snowy holiday in Aspen! Princess P and her bf Doug spent Black Friday shopping for ski gear in Beverly…

It's official: Jessica Alba has finally won me over. First, she starts smiling and looking adorable with her happy little family, and now she's shopping at one of my fave stores, Target! And looking gorge doing it, with little/no makeup…