Dressing for Pleasure is an online BSDM and other fetishwear supplier that I 100% do not buy adult-sized diapers from. I’m serious, I don’t. The whole dressing like a baby thing freaks me out (ahem, Japan ). Anyway, DFP decided to advertise their whips and gimp masks on ketchup bottles, encouraging bar patrons to spank the hell out of the bottoms. Clever, but I’ll still gonna dig around in there with a french fry to really get the ketchup flowing. And no, that wasn’t a sexual euphemism. Yes, yes it was. A BRILLIANT ONE I MIGHT ADD. Picture (with a couple more butts if you’re interested) Thanks to Trevor, who one spanked a bottle so hard the mustard got scared and threw itself off the table.

The Ouroborus Domino Machine was created by Karl Lautman and knocks over and picks up dominoes all by itself — with magic! It’s really therapeutic to see. Like watching two children beat each other in the head with plastic bats. But with less cheering and betting. Ouroborus Domino sculpture rebuilds itself [slipperybrick] Thanks to Melissa, who had one of those little Domino Rally cars that set up the blocks for you. That’s called cheating, Melissa. Not as bad as this, but close.

This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells ‘BaCoN’ through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen. And not just because it would make your shit shine like a glowstick, but it 100% would. Haha, what do you mean barium isn’t radioactive? SHUT UP, I’LL WEAR THE LAB COAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. And the pants . Kidding, KIDDING — I’m a blogger, remember? ThinkGeek Product Site Thanks to Kevin and André, who’d still eat it anyways. For principle.

Casttoos are tattoos for casts. The company makes a number of different standard designs (flames, tribal stuff, etc), but the coolest available is a custom version of your actual brokeback bones . You just email the company a scan of your x-ray , and they send you a waterproof tattoo to apply to your cast. It’s as simple as that! And, as a guy whose shattered his arm twice defending a woman’s honor….turns out she was a slut. Oh well, you live and learn . (I WANT MY ARM BACK, HUSSY!) Product Site via Make your arm cast see-thru with Casttoo [dvice]

This is an adorable little video of what baking cookies would be like if it were anything similar to running Photoshop . Unfortunately, it’s not. Which is how I managed to burn my old house down. Kidding, KIDDING — I was hoping to catch the ex-wife while she was sleeping. Ssshhhhhh!! Adobe Photoshop Cook [buzzfeed] Thanks to Mary, who is skilled enough to bake casseroles in MS Paint.

CodeOrgan is a website where you can enter any website’s URL , and, using a complicated algorithm , it turns the website’s code into ” music “. Obviously, Geekologie is the most beautiful website you will ever hear, but you can try it with any other one you want. And the songs will change as the “body” content of the website changes. So you can listen to a different Geekologie song tomorrow. They are all magical! Like Link’s ocarina songs, but this one won’t summon your horse. Unless that’s what you calling your girlfriend, in which case, she’s probably cheating on you with someone nicer. LIKE YOUR ROOMMATE. Seriously, I saw them together. Hit the jump for an explanation of how the program actually works and another link in case you missed the one in the text.

This is a cartoon of Batman responding to the Bat Signal . Apparently he’s a soccer (football) fan. Who knew? I always pinned him as more of a yacht racing kind of superhero . Or is that Thomas Crown? Steal me a Picasso! Even The Dark Knight deserves an evening off [ramblingsofamadman] Thanks to Greg, who once hit Batman with a bottle rocket and burnt a hole in his cape. Oh you are so bad!

This is a mashup picture of Dexter from Dexter’s Lab and Dexter from that show Dexter about the serial killer . I’ve seen a shit-ton of Dexter’s Lab but only one episode of Dexter because he reminds me too much of myself and that makes me nervous because I don’t want to kill anybody else. I SAID I DON’T WANT TO I DIDN’T SAY I WOULDN’T. I’m coming for you (leave a key under the mat, please). Also, if you could take these sleeping pills that would be great. Wait — those are my vitamins. Dexter-Dexter [loldwell] Thanks to michael, who would kill you for an In-N-Out burger right now.

This is a MacBook sleeve that looks like a newspaper . That way you won’t get robbed unless somebody is stealing old newspapers , WHICH HAPPENS. Alternatively, wrap your laptop in newsprint. The protective carrier comes in four different foreign language models and will set you back around $82. Which is a lot for an old newspaper, unless it says something like ‘LINCOLN SHOT!’ on the front page. Then it’s worth more. Product Site Thanks to Shea, whose butter makes my skin feel rejuvenated.

This is a little gallery from College Humor that reimagines video games named what people say the most while playing them. They’re pretty accurate. But, for your reading pleasure, I’ve compiled a list of some of my personal faves. 1. MOOOOOOOM — I Need Another Juice Box! 2. GAAAAAAAAAHH!! 3. PEW PEW Bitches — Headshot! 4. Aren’t You Hot In That Dress, Zelda? 5. Damnit Stop Walking In Front Of The TV, Dick 6. *the sound of a thrown controller* 7. I WILL F***ING KILL YOU ALL AND DESTROY EARTH! 8. God I Hate This Game Hit the jump for several more of the HACKS! HE’S PLAYING WITH HACKS!