You’d think something billed as a Lara Croft / Princess Leia snowball fight would be chock-full of sexiness , right? Well don’t get your hopes up, because not even Frosty popped a corncob bone watching this one. Lara Croft and Slave Leia Having a Snowball Fight [toplessrobot] Thanks to charlie, who, oww, charlie — that really hurt. Charlie bit me!

What better way to honor your favorite film than with a commemorative tattoo on your shoulder? Sure you could just buy the Blu-Ray when it’s released, but come on, that’s for posers. You’re a real fan. Real fans do crazy shit they’ll regret later. Now I know what you’re thinking: Jesus, does that mean the GW really has the t-rex and raptors from Jurassic Park permanently inked on himself? Ha! Do dinosaurs fight across my buttcheeks? That was rhetorical. Of course they do. Avatar Tattoo [avatar.typepad] Thanks to Steve, who’s considering getting a scene from The Notebook on his bicep.

This is a giant Alien queen statue made out of scrap metal . She’s scary as hell and will give you the worst kind of STD if you try making love to her: penis tetanus . NO LOCKBALLS FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH! The recycled sculpture is an assembly of over 4000 individual parts, who prior to being consolidated into this sculpture where constituent elements of automobiles, boats, televisions and basically anything that had steel worth recycling and weighing in at 550kg (1,210 lbs) and standing tall at 2.4m (7′10″) this alien queen will definitely make her presence felt anywhere she goes. With all this intricate detailing and ingenuity put into this design it’s no surprise that the sculpture sells for €4500 (~$6,100), which is pretty reasonable for a work of art of this calibour. You know what — maybe I was being too harsh. I think I’ll take the scrap queen out for a date after all. STRAIGHT TO THE RECYCLING CENTER! You gonna make me rich, queeny! Hit the jump for several more of the no thank you.

I remember seeing this video (the original Japanese commercial for The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past ) a long time ago, and you’re probably gonna yell at me because you sent it to me years ago, but you know what? I’m not gonna let it get to me. You can’t make me feel bad. But you can make me a sandwich. And you know what? YOU’RE GOING TO. Triangle cut, no crust, no pubes. Youtube via Zelda dance [wtfjapanseriously] Thanks to Spikey DaPikey and Dan, who actually perform that dance at clubs and impress all the womens.

This is a video of a guy carving the original Big Daddy prototype out of wood . With a chainsaw. Which brings up an interesting question: how do you carve Subject Delta out of a tree? Shave away everything that doesn’t look like a Big Daddy. HAHA! God I slay me. Youtube Thanks to rick, who once carved a Big Sister out of granite and copped a feel.

Lara Croft (seen here) is best known for raiding tombs and being the relic hunting alter-ego of Angelina Jolie. And now, the town of her origin is honoring her with a road , Lara Croft Way. Hey, that’s cool, but I’ve had a road named after me for years. GW Parkway , anybody? High-five, DC peeps! The Tomb Raider babe, played by Angelina Jolie in movie adaptations of the hit games, was created by Derby-based Core Design in the mid-1990s. Bosses at the city’s council today announced their new £36million ring road will be called Lara Croft Way following a public vote. Nearly 28,000 people took part in the online poll, and Lara Croft emerged the clear winner — with 89 per cent of the vote. Congratulations, Lara, I’d drive on you. IN MY MONSTER TRUCK! I am gonna f*** your roadsigns up! Lara Croft is curvy new road [thesun] and Picture Thanks to Littlezan and Add still loves Elmo, who both have roads named after them because they are practically celebrities scammed the Make A Wish Foundation growing up.

Sure Halloween is still eight months away, but is that gonna stop you from buying a War Machine costume and trying to seduce industrial robots at the Toyota factory? Probably not. Which is exactly why you should seek professional help. Namely, me with a baseball bat . Hold still, this won’t hurt a bit. Yes, yes it will. This is gonna be the worst feeling you’ve ever felt in your entire life. Even worse than the first time you had your heart broken. Which, whoa — when did Cupid get a liquid nitrogen crossbow? All costumes available soon from CustomeCraze. Hit the jump for sexy ‘Ironette’ and Black Widow costumes, a kid’s version, and some Tony Stark facial hair.

Ole Miss (The University of Mississippi) has decided to ditch its old racist slave-owning mascot Col. Rebel in exchange for something a little more PC . And now there’s a student movement to elect the honorable Admiral Ackbar (quite the rebel himself) as the new figurehead of the university. Tell me it’s not a trap ! Voting just ended to determine if students would lead the mascot-choosing process and won with nearly 75% of votes (2,510 of 3,366). Nice, Ole Miss. Now I’m not saying you should also consider Nien Nunb as a potential candidate, but he does look half chipmunk/half vagina, both of which people love and find intimidating AT THE SAME TIME. You think about it. Notatrap.org Thanks to Justin, Chris and Brian, all of whom have amazingly normal names for a change.

A copy of Action Comics #1, best known for featuring the first appearance of Superman , recently sold for a staggering $1 million at auction . That’s one rich old virgin! Kidding — kidding — hookers count. They said it couldn’t be done. They said that no comic book–no matter how rare–would ever sell for $1,000,000. This week, they were proven wrong. And in the midst of a recession, no less! Only about 100 copies Action Comics #1 remain in existence, and of those 100, only two have received a grading of 8.0 (Very Fine) or higher. This particular book is one of them, making it among the rarest of the rare. Up until now, the record-holder was another Action Comics #1, this one with a grading of 6.0. It sold on ComicConnect.com for $317,200 in 2009. Daaaaamn! I wish I was at a place in my life where I could drop a cool mill on a comic. Cause right now I’m not even comfortable dropping 89¢ on a Beefy 5-Layer Burrito from Taco Bell. However, I am comfortable dropping trou for painting classes. You think about it.* *The GW cannot be held responsible for playing with himself or winking at the artists during a sitting (I get bored and my mind wonders) Auction Site Thanks to JerkBoxJoJo and Tyler, who don’t collect comics books, they collect superheroes. Jesus, that must be one hell of a fortified basement.

How many people do you think it would take to set the record for most people dressed as Star Trek characters in the same place at once? I guessed 1,000 because I figured that a lot of people cosplayed at Trekkie conventions and what have you, but apparently not, or at least they’ve never had Guinness there (God please tell me there was at least Bud Light). That’s right, it only took 99. That’s pathetic! I mean, shit, people organized a 2,510 Smurf get-together . 99 Star Trek Online fans spent the day breaking the most unapologetically dorky world record known to mankind: The most costumed Star Trek fans ever gathered in a single place. We imagine they also broke the “most depressing way to spend a Valentine’s Day” record as well, but we don’t have any way of empirically proving that. Personally, that sounds like a great way to spend Valentine’s. Plus all the participants scored lifetime subscriptions to Star Trek Online . So that’s something. And so is that character on the left. Anybody know where she lives? She looks like something I’d be interested in. Hunting — with a spear-gun. Star Trek Online fans set nerdiest world record ever [joystiq] Thanks to Kevin007, who infiltrated the mob and managed to take some bow tie camera spy-shots up some freaky green chick’s skirt. Uh, congratulations?