This is a chick with ass for days playing some racing game on XBox 360 . First one to name the game in the comments obviously missed the point of this post. Also, you think she shakes her ass around for the camera, or that’s really how she games? Either way I was waiting for the chair to break. Tahiticora est une gameuse, une vraie… Mais en String! [natchers]

The $60 All-In-One chair is the very legitimate lovechild of a portable cooler and folding beach chair . I don’t know about it truly being “all-in-one” because it doesn’t look motorized and I don’t see an iPod dock or speakers , but maybe they’re hidden in the arm rests or something. At any rate, it holds ice , beer , magazines and that ass. It has a roll cover that separates you from the cold beverages but I still wouldn’t throw yourself down too hard because longneck beer bottles can and will steal your butt’s v-card. Which, funny story: for spring break one year I went to Cancun with a bunch of buddies and whenever a friend passed out early we’d wedge a Corona bottle up his ass. Sometimes I feigned sleep! Good times. Product Site via All-In-One Chair combines comfortable seating with a cooler [dvice]

To demonstrate how good the atmosphere looks on a Toshiba television, the company floated an armchair and camera up to 98,000-feet with a helium balloon . It’s a really beautiful thing to watch, right up there with catfights at the bar. Gouge her eyes out! Toshiba and Youtube Thanks to nicobbg, Deputy Dog, Melissa, pouncer24 and naas, who are all convinced the moon landing was faked as part of a governmental money-laundering scheme. I wouldn’t be surprised.

This 4-piece luggage ensemble by Dutch designer Erik De Nijs forms a comfortable little sofa when you’re not dragging it around the airport . Sure it’s all mixy-matchy, but maybe Erik is blind and the woman at the fabric store didn’t have the heart to tell him he chose four different patterns. Of course she didn’t — like women have hearts! BWHAHAHAHAHA!! Or motor skills. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Suited Case by Erik De Nijs [likecool] Thanks to Stephy, who once slept in an airport for two weeks straight and has ridden the baggage conveyor belt to the end.

This is a Pac-Man gaming chair. The best I can tell it’s just a computer image, rendering(!) it fake, but it’s cool enough for someone to make reality IMHO. And speaking of MHO: they’re out there. I’m talking aliens, fool! Anyway, this Pac-Man chair feeds off pocket lint and loose change but won’t hesitate to eat your cat if you go out of town for a long weekend without at least laying out some treats. And by treats I mean dingleberries. Sick, I know, but he loves those things. Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

Don’t smile at me like that! I can tell these $125 computer key seats have been around for a while because of the ‘© 2004′ text in the image. What can I say, I’m observant. Hey — I saw that! Anyway, this was the first time I’d seen these chairs so they’re new to me. If they’re not new to you, congratulations, you’ve been around the block (internet whore). This unique stool is a great low-tech item for any computer geek. Insert this eye-catching seat in the dorm, game room or even an internet café . The contoured shape holds your backspace just like your finger rests in a key. Measures 22 inches square and 15 inches high and has ’sit’ printed on the top. We also offer to customize these stools with your own message or logo. Yes, but I want mine to be a delete key. Get it? Because I want to delete my fat ass! I heard you want an insert. HIYO! Product Site Thanks to Kristin, who wants an escape.

The Veda International Robot Research and Development Centre (in Japan, of course) is hard at work developing a wheelchair for all the aging fogies in the country. And this is it, the Rodem. It’s being touted as the wheelchair of the future. Pfft, I’ll believe it when my grandpa has one. Isn’t that right, gramps? I SAID, “ISN’T THAT RIGHT, GRAMPS?!” Right now Rodem isn’t much of a robot, but the people at Veda still want to add more features to the not-wheelchair; for example, Tmsuk president Yoichi Takamoto said, “…we could add a new function so it comes to your bedside when you call.” Hmm, I’m not sure how I feel about a wheelchair with robotic features. Yes I do — I don’t like it. No, the only improvements of the current wheelchair we need are an air horn and naked lady mudflaps. Now those would really put the whee in wheelchair — am I right, gramps? I’m over here, you’re talking to a chair. Now drink your juicebox and tell me where you buried the money. Hit the jump for a shot of some poor bastard with a broken leg toting his own hospital bed around with the thing.

The iBum Chair by Tomomi Sayuda is a photocopier built into a chair . It might just be the best chair ever invented. The question is: do they make an office model? My secretary hopes not. …chair will automatically photocopy your ass, when you sit this chair. When audience sit down on the chair, a scanner on the top of chair to scan people’s buttocks automatically. Then the scanned image is printed out from the right hand side of the chair. A sensor is detecting people’s existence all the time. So people will not realize the existence of the scanner. Without notice, the photocopy of the bum will arrive next to the chair. Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase “casting couch chair”, doesn’t it? No, I guess it doesn’t. You know, that sounded a lot better in my head. Along with your singing. YOU WILL NEVER BE A STAR! Hit the jump for a video of the chair in action.

The Growing Chair is a clear plastic frame in which you grow trees to form a seat shape so that, in your old age, you can sit around drinking moonshine and reminiscing on the days when you had to use power tools to make a chair (or were Amish). Personally, I love the idea BECAUSE I AM ONE WITH GAIA. And by one with Gaia I mean a nudist. Except I wear jean shorts. Hit the jump for another picture.

The $1,050 Shadow Chair may appear to defy the laws of decency , but it’s actually not. IT’S A TRAP TRICK! SPOILER ALERT : The shadow is actually part of the chair’s frame . HIYO — I bet you didn’t see that coming, did you? You did? Oh, well aren’t you just the little Sherlock Geekologie Reader!? Well riddle me this then: if a train departs Washington DC traveling north at 60 MPH, and another one leaves NYC going south at 55 MPH, does anyone get groped on the subway in Japan? Probably — and that’s just wrong. Hit the jump for a picture of the seat in action.