NOTE : Video AFTER THE JUMP is NSFW due to thong. I told you it was a special bonus — AND I DON’T LIE! This is a video of Robin Williams on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ talking about getting “OWNED” by 10 year-olds playing Call of Duty and naming his daughter after Princess Zelda . Respect (I loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire!). And, since it’s Friday (and I feel kinda bad about the Lara Croft thing), I included a video of a girl in a thong crushing a watermelon between her thighs that I found on the same site after watching the Robin Williams video. The sound alone was enough to give me the chills. Just like fingernails on a chalkboard, except a woman crushing a melon with her hooha. Hit it for the watermelon crushing fright-fest.

NOTE : Video is NSFW due to anime nudity at 0:25, 0:52, 1:25, 2:39 and 3:25 — so skip those parts. Or don’t, God, you hate your job anyway. This is a cover and music video of The Vapors’ classic, ‘Turning Japanese’ as performed by Kirsten Dunst. I thought you might be into it. Hell, I don’t know, she’s dressed up as the “Akihabara Majokko Princess” and dancing around in the streets. Plus blue hair and a magic wand . And speaking of magic wands: have any of you seen Harry Potter around here lately? I think we might have had a little mix-up. I went to play fetch with my dog and he exploded. Youtube Thanks to Isaac and Marty the farmer, who have both been huge Kirsten Dunst fans since Jumanji. Jesus Christ.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

This is Saturday Night Live’s latest ‘Laser Cats’ short that aired on this weekend’s program. And, unlike most of the stuff SNL has produced in recent history, it didn’t make me cringe and wonder how the hell the skit ever got approved. I believe a congratulations are in order. And by congratulations I mean a new writing team. Call me, I’m available. I also do bachelor parties. Youtube Thanks to david, Kelly and lil co. & co., who wage wars the old fashioned way: with laser hamsters. *pew pew* OMG THOSE WERE THE CUTEST LIL PEWS!

That’s right you little geeks, Adrianne Curry plays some butt-naked (and STONED) World of Warcraft . Did you hear that? That was 11.5 million WoW players crashing the Nazgrel server in an attempt to scout out her Level 33 Night Elf and steal it away from a Level 4 Brady. Adrianne Curry, the first winner of reality TV series America’s Next Top Model, plays Blizzard’s World of Warcraft in the nude - and she’s got the pictures to prove it. Via her Twitter, Curry announced that after an intense workout at her kickboxing class she would be taking a shower, then spending her Sunday afternoon getting stoned and playing World of Warcraft naked. Head on over to The Superficial to check out even more provocative pictures of Mrs. Peter Brady, including one of the WoW’er with a Darth Vader statue between her breasts. Why? Because he likes it there. Don’t question the Vade! America’s Next Top Model Winner Plays WoW Naked [escapistmagazine] Thanks to g3ne, who would hide himself in a computer tower for one glimpse of Adrianne’s spicy body. Get it? Spicy. Like curry! God I’m good at this.

This is a video of Christopher Walken reading Lady Gaga’s song ‘Poker Face’ on the BBC’s Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. Trust me, it’s every bit as awesome as it sounds. Plus some. MULTIPLIED BY MORE. And then divided by a fraction less than 1. Youtube Thanks to killerabbit, Russel, The F’n Jem’Hadar and sham, who know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away and when to run.

This is a ballpoint pen portrait of everyone’s favorite half- zombie Christopher Walken by loyal Geekologie Reader and comic book artist Jesse Starr . It was created in approximately 30 hours with no errors using nothing but black Bic ballpoint pens. Good lookin’, Jesse — I sure as hell could never do that. You see, I’m too prone to making mistakes. I’m looking at you, son. Kidding! But call your sisters in here so I can look at them. UPDATE : Portrait is available for sale ($2K) on eBay HERE . Hit the jump for two more shots of the impressiveness.

DJ AM Christmas shopping with pal Nicky Hilton last December As soon as the news broke that 36-year-old DJ AM (nee Adam Goldstein) was found dead in his NYC apartment this morning, the celeb Twitterverse exploded with messages of grief…

Some guy named Adam Harvey designed an anti-paparazzi purse that, when the flashbulbs of the photogs go off, immediately flashes it’s own bulb back, ruining their pictures and effectively protecting your privates from showing up on TheSuperficial . Obviously, it’s a terrible idea. Terribly terrible. Right up there with the current public decency laws. IT’S HOT OUTSIDE, GIMME A BREAK. Also, a rub-down with that lotion ;). Seriously, I need you to SP my F. Anti-paparazzi device flashes lewd photographers right back [dvice] Thanks to FDSY, whose anti-paparazzi device looks a lot more like a sock full of quarters.