Sometimes, it’s the simplest of things that create the largest of impacts. Such is the case with Static Balloon Cat , a cat who has a staticky balloon placed between his back legs. Sorry, Jerry Lewis , but the internet may just have you beat.

Sometimes, it’s the simplest of things that create the largest of impacts. Such is the case with Static Balloon Cat , a cat who has a staticky balloon placed between his back legs. Sorry, Jerry Lewis , but the internet may just have you beat.

The Cat Hammock Coffee Table was created by Case-Real and is a glass -topped magazine receptacle with a wicker-ish hammock for your feline companions beneath. It’s cool, but your cat would be just as happy sleeping under any coffee table. Or in an empty soda box. Hit the jump for one more shot of the hammock in use.

The Litter Robot is a $330 mechanical litterbox that your cat will ignore and begin shitting behind the couch instead. I just ordered two (one for me, one for the dog). Basically the whole damn thing rotates and sifts the litter, depositing waste in a pan below the unit. It’s simple, it’s easy, it’s robotic! I hate it. A testimonial: I was so tickled by how fast she adjusted Thursday, 21 January, 2010 | Category: Testimonials I literally had to hold her back while I added litter to the unit. She immediately walked into the Litter Robot and proceeded to pee and poop…I even used a different litter and filled it all the way. Still she jumped right in and did not mind me watching . LOLWUT?! That’s one special litterbox! (I just ordered another for my female roommate) Product Site Thanks to Pat, Greg and the people who sent me this a long time ago whose emails I couldn’t find, this scoops for you. Oh, got a turd!

Listen, I will never get tired of cats that literally OM NOM when they eat , okay? I’m sorry, i just can’t help it. Like being neck-breakingly handsome or able to sleep in any position at work. I don’t remember how we decided to give her sour cream in first place, but it made every single person laugh that i showed this “talent” of hers, so i decided to share it with the rest of the world as well Sour cream, huh — who would’ve thought?! I wonder what she’ll do if you gave her sour cream & onion chips . Probably OM NOM and PEW PEW — that’s a good-ass flavor combo right there. Youtube Thanks to Curtis, who OM NOMs his food when he eats but he does it on purpose and nobody thinks it’s cute. You should probably stop.

I’ve been looping this video for the past 20 minutes and I can’t stop smiling my big toothless GW grin . Granted, it’s already been on Youtube for over a month and has like 30 trillion views , so why I haven’t seen it is beyond me. But somehow, it’s all your fault. I swear, you are such a jerk I could spit nails. OMG, grab some wood — TREE FORT!! Hit the jump for another worthwhile kitty video of the return of ninja/stalking cat . Youtube Thanks to sham, who finally broke the silence and showed me the light. Visual AND aural references — L337!

This is a desk with a water- cooled computer built right in to its very soul. And….is that an ashtray and cigarettes? VOIDED WARRANTY IS VOIDED . It’s all built from the ground up: desk and computer, custom designed to fit the maker’s needs. Even the reservoir was designed specifically to fit this desk. And now that it’s finished? He needs to start making them for everyone else! I kind of like how the motherboard is all open access so my cats can jump in there and lay on top of it. Because that’s 100& exactly what they’d do. Shut up I know my symbols, okay~ Hit the jump for a closeup of the computer part.

Trading in worthless gold for cats : 14K genius. Say — can I see that ring? Cats For Gold Thanks to catsforgold, Seth, Alex and mary91, who, hey what happened to my necklace? Oh that’s right I TURNED IT INTO CATS.

Yay, two laser posts in a row! The $17 FroliCat BOLT is an award winning laser lightshow for cats with owners who are too lazy to wave a laser pointer around or have lost the use of their limbs. Simply turn it on and projects a red dot and moves it in random patterns for 15 minutes, or until your cat (or dog, or baby) realizes what’s going on and attacks the gadget itself. You know why cats love lasers so much? Because they’re from the future. Plus it has something to do with their nightvision. No, really, I’m not just making this up. I took a correspondence college course in beertasting science. I wore a lab coat and everything. Video of the POS in action after the jump.

This is a clever answer to a query posed in Yahoo! Answers . You can’t argue the answerer didn’t give them exactly what they asked for , even if it’s not what they wanted . Because, let’s face it, a lot of people don’t even know what they want. I’m looking at you, Mrs.Takes 8 Minutes To Order at the Taco Bell Drive Thru. Next time I’m ramming! Picture Thanks to TARDISlover, who loves it bigger on the inside.