Ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like dressed as their villains ? WELL WONDER NO MORE MY CARTOON -LOVING COMPADRES! Because they’d look like this. Mystery solved, we can all move on with our lives now. Except me, because now I wanna know what Ursala looks like in Ariel’s bikini. YOW YOW, am I right? I am so right. Disney Princesses As Their Movie Villains [9gag] Thanks to Alice, who would have made a great Disney Princess.

I can’t believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80’s Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder hoodie . And, if for some ungodly reason you don’t know who Shredder is, you’re dead to me. Sai to the neck! This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hoodie is based on the armor worn by Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, the leader of the Foot Clan. The hoodie has spikes coming out of the arms and shoulder. It also has a half-mask that is formed by pulling the zipper all the way up. With the zipper full zipped and the hood on your eyes are the only thing that is visible. I just ordered one, and let me tell you: I am gonna shred the eff out with that bitch on. I’m talking about breakdancing and shit. And don’t even think about trying to rub my little spikey nipples because I will murder you . NOBODY TOUCHES THE SHRED-MASTER! Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the awesome and another link to the product page.

Sweeping a solid 27 of the 299 total write-in votes for New York City mayor, Charles Montgomery Burns certainly gave incumbent billionaire Michael Bloomburg a run for his money . Smithers — a body massage . Burns wasn’t the only fictional character to get votes in the race. Mad Magazine icon Alfred E. Newman, Fantastic Four arch-villain Victor Von Doom, Mickey Mouse, and Sleeping Beauty also received write-in votes. Many New York City and state political figures also got votes, including former New York City mayors Ed Koch, Rudy Giuliani, and David Dinkins. Others include Bill and Hillary Clinton, former New York governor George Pataki, Rep. Anthony Weiner, and the candidates from this year’s congressional race in New York’s 23rd district Dede Scozzafava and Doug Hoffman. Three historical figures also got votes: former presidents Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt, and Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler. Other noteworthy figures getting a nod were New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, radio shock jock Howard Stern, deceased comedian Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Burke, better known to many New Yorkers as “the Naked Cowboy.” Wait a minute — I didn’t get a single write-in? WTF New Yorkers? I lay in bed and toil over the internet all day for you and this is how you repay me? I ACTUALLY KNOW SOME OF YOU TOO! This hurts, this really hurts . Simpsons billionaire gets most write-in votes in NYC mayor race [cnn] Thanks to wes, Geekologie Writer 2012 campaign manager. I better win, wes.

Mickey Mouse, in a power move to impress his ratty love interest Minnie, has decided to buy up Marvel Comics for a staggering $4 billion. With the sale come all the right’s to Marvel’s cache of over 5,000 characters . FIVE THOUSAND! We believe that adding Marvel to Disney’s unique portfolio of brands provides significant opportunities for long-term growth and value creation,” Disney president and chief executive Robert Iger said. “We are pleased to bring this talent and these great assets to Disney.” “Disney is the perfect home for Marvel’s fantastic library of characters given its proven ability to expand content creation and licensing businesses,” said Marvel chief executive Ike Perlmutter. I mean, way to go and all, Disney, but this was a pretty foolish business decision if you ask me. What in the hell are you gonna do with 5,000 damn Marvel characters? I would have just bought the 30 cool ones. Disney to buy Marvel in $4bn deal [bbcnews] Thanks to Reverend Faux, Lomig, Jason, Aaron, Lauren, Cade, A Girl Named Michael, draw and jawn, who have all puked on different Disney rides, including It’s A Small World (it was Jason!).

I like turtles AND pizza . Also, this is good news for me cause I couldn’t cook to save my life anyway (don’t even think about it, Jigsaw!). TMNT Relationship Advice [buzzfeed] Thanks to Aisha, who offered up this piece of relationship advice: Chicks dig guys who aren’t monster douchebags (douching is so 80’s).

This is a painting of Charlie Brown by artist Tim O’Brien. Scary, no? I’m sorry if you’re not gonna be able to sleep tonight, but I live by the mantra “if I had to see, so do you”. Sweet dreams! Also, for the hundreds of people who keep sending the “dead body eating robot” tip, I posted it earlier this week . I get depressed as hell when I get the same tip I posted a few days ago. *sniff* Don’t you read regularly? YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME! Tim O’Brien’s Painting of Charlie Brown [agentmlovestacos] Thanks to FDSY, who you can blame for not being able to sleep at night. And not just because he’s hiding under your bed, but he is.

So I got a strange request from a female reader and, being the sucker lover of women’s underwear gentleman that I am, I figured you guys might be able to help. But please note: you will receive no credit for your contribution, because I will tell her I did it all. —– Original Message —– From: A Sexy Reader To: The Geekologie Writer Sent: Thursday, July 09, 2009 3:22 AM Subject: NEED HELP!!! If there’s anyone who can help me here, i know you can!!! I’ve been searching on the web for a while but am starting to get SUPER BUMMED! I even posted a YAHOO ANSWERS question ( LINK ) but no luck! Long story short, I want to expand my undie collection. I love my care bears and all… but it’s time to add to it… Problem is I don’t know where to find adult, female underwear with sweet graphics/logos like TMNT, MEGA MAN, TETRIS, G.I. JOE, POWER RANGERS (only the originals), STREET FIGHTER, X-MEN, ZELDA, etc. Surely you’ve HAD to have come across some websites that can answer my problem!? Please let me know! Also, you are so totally handsome I will send you pictures if you help me out! What — no I didn’t add that last part myself! I added that last part myself. Yahoo Answers

James Cauty created a work entitled Splatter that features the cartoons from your childhood (or mine at least) the way they should have been: bloody (two blood posts in a row — body fluids FTW!). Pop artist James Cauty’s work Splatter repurposes classic Warner Bros. and Hanna-Barbera cartoons and gives them a Sin City-style blood spatter makeover, “presenting the viewer with unrelenting acts of bloody, cartoon violence, which, in cartoon law, ultimately cannot cause fatal injury.” Great, this is just great. Like we don’t have enough problems with today’s youth already. Namely: spelling. Seriously, they can’t do it — and I, for one, blame texting. And Grand Theft Auto. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the violence in progress. Then punch your roommate in the face and blame it on the cartoon.

This is a little gallery of superheroes past their prime. They were all drawn by Italian artist Donald Soffritti and made me sadder than hell. You know, because they got me thinking about growing old and shit. Too profound for you? I’m deeper than an ocean trench. Hit the jump for some of my favorites, then the link for a whole bunch more.

This is a Meatwad (of Aqua teen Hunger Force fame) inspired cosplay dress . As you can see, the chick isn’t looking too Meatwad-y. More Meatstick-y . AND THE DRESS IS MADE FROM REAL FREAKING MEAT . AAAAAAAAAAH I’M IN LOVE! I considered somehow vacuum-sealing sheets of meat with those sealers they have on the markets now, but the machines were too expensive for a one-time-only disposeable dress. I ended up using the K.I.S.S. method of construction, which involved a basic shift dress out of thick cotton. I layed the meat on top, then put clear vinyl over it and sewed tracks with clear thread. I used a wide stitch length to avoid perforating the meat to the point it might just… uh, slide down the bottom of the dress. I also blotted it all before sewing to get rid of as much grease as possible to avoid clouding the vinyl. Lastly, I made sure to bind the bottom of the dress with a strip of clear vinyl to catch drips. That was hands down the sexiest thing I’ve ever read. Now I’m not saying I’d make love to this woman just because she made a dress out of meat, but I 100% would. Twice . And then have her make sandwiches out of…you guessed it! I know, I should write fairy tales. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to Jia Jem’s cosplay site which has A TON of other sexy costumes she’s made. Literally, a ton. I think I have a new crush.