Are you richer than God ? Are you considering the purchase of an Aston Martin Rapide? If so, please hire me — I’ll do anything. Sexual favors excluded. Sexual flavors , okay. Mmmm, this tastes like lube ! The AMVOX2 Rapide Transponder heralds the second generation of the revolutionary creation that sealed the ties between the Grande Maison from the Vallée de Joux and the legendary British luxury sports car manufacturer. Released several months ago, it is the first mechanical watch developed with the ability to control access into a luxury sports car by means of a built-in micro transmitter system serves to lock and unlock the Aston Martin DBS car, while maintaining the key functions of the famous vertical-trigger mechanism equipping the pushpiece-free chronograph. That’s right, a $30K watch that unlocks your car doors . It may even start the engine too, I dunno. But that’s not the point. The point is this: if you can’t even use a regular key you probably shouldn’t be driving. Hit the jump for another shot of the watch and one of the car. Vroom vroom?

Talk about a hairy situation! Soon to be Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock was driving down a busy street in Huntington Beach the other day when she spotted a lost dog running past her. And from the pic above, it looks…

While wife Ashlee was out strutting her stuff, we caught a rather furry Pete Wentz exposing his rear as he stopped by a pal's house in Beverly Hills. Oops! Maybe they had a belt for him to borrow?…

While wife Ashlee was out strutting her stuff, we caught a rather furry Pete Wentz exposing his rear as he stopped by a pal's house in Beverly Hills. Oops! Maybe they had a belt for him to borrow?…

Gwen Stefani and Kingston headed to the hair salon this afternoon, and it seems like the adorable celebritot spent most of his time with the manny - and he wasn't too thrilled about it! Either that or he wasn't…

And they're pink! Natch. After all, it's Jessica Simpson! John Mayer's bitter ex - now forever known for being like "sexual napalm" - was leaving a boxing class in Bev Hills yesterday with a pal when a cop pulled…

It doesn't hurt that she has such a hot bod and pretty face! Tiger Woods' wife Elin is carrying on in Orlando, picking up daughter Sam from school and riding around with her twin sis Josefin. Sidebar, loves her…

Yesterday we spotted High School Musical hottie Zac Efron shopping at AllSaints Spitalfields, and is it a sin for me to say how badly I want to rip that shirt right off of his body? I mean c'mon -…

Yesterday we spotted High School Musical hottie Zac Efron shopping at AllSaints Spitalfields, and is it a sin for me to say how badly I want to rip that shirt right off of his body? I mean c'mon -…

Because when you know you’re going down you might as well do it in a big pile of flaming pink shit, Dodge has decided to make ‘Furious Fuscia’ Challengers and market them to men . Chrysler Group is trying to better define its various brands and products as it attempts to claw back lost market share following years of slumping sales and financial cutbacks that ultimately ended in bankruptcy. Photographs don’t really do justice to Furious Fuchsia, Chrysler spokesman Dan Ried insisted, while acknowledging that fuchsia might seem an odd color choice for a male-oriented car. “I saw it in person and it actually looks pretty cool,” he said. “It’s tough to capture how it looks in the daylight.” No, it’s not hard to capture. It looks pinkish-purple. Now listen, Dodge, I’m not one to tell somebody how to run their business, but you’re doing it wrong. You want to succeed in auto making I’ve got two words for you: Lean manufacturing HOVER CARS. Trust me, put all your eggs in that basket. Dodge’s new tough-guy color: Furious Fuchsia [cnn] Thanks to JOeyKy, who tells women he rides his bike everywhere because he cares about the environment even though I saw him on Operation Repo.