This is a chick with ass for days playing some racing game on XBox 360 . First one to name the game in the comments obviously missed the point of this post. Also, you think she shakes her ass around for the camera, or that’s really how she games? Either way I was waiting for the chair to break. Tahiticora est une gameuse, une vraie… Mais en String! [natchers]

While wife Ashlee was out strutting her stuff, we caught a rather furry Pete Wentz exposing his rear as he stopped by a pal's house in Beverly Hills. Oops! Maybe they had a belt for him to borrow?…

While wife Ashlee was out strutting her stuff, we caught a rather furry Pete Wentz exposing his rear as he stopped by a pal's house in Beverly Hills. Oops! Maybe they had a belt for him to borrow?…

Poor Stuart Townsend! He's really missing out… Charlize Theron showed off her goods at the Mulberry store on Melrose Place yesterday afternoon - lookin' pretty buff! Who knew the Oscar-winner had such sexy buns? Bootylicious! var entry_id = "13502";…

We already knew Kristen Stewart was playing a stripper in her latest flick Welcome to the Rileys, but we had no idea we'd be getting a peek at her bare bottom! On the red carpet at the Sundance Film…

Now I’ve known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick’s of Hollywood ones, but apparently they’re making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let’s face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this booty was destined for sloopy. So Booty Pop panties have built-in butt-pads that make your butt look better in jeans and freakish without them (girl, you got alien-butt). Honestly, I’m only posting this because I liked how many times they said booty in the commercial. It was at least a million. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE! Kill me now. Seriously, I won’t try to stop you. Especially not….WITH THIS LASER BLASTER! *pew pew* I win. Youtube Thanks to G33k, Ishbo, Carly and Ryan, who all have naturally poppin’ booties.

Everyone get ready for more "LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!" in 2010! At least, that's what LiLo Tweeted on New Year's Eve in St. Barth… but don't worry, she was talking about "positive" Lohan Mayhem. Mm-hmm, okay. Check out these pix of…

I almost feel like I can refer to Amber Rose's glorious glutes as a separate entity, right? Kanye's woman grabbed some coffee in Hollywood yesterday, and the bald beauty (yeah, I think she's a hottie!) looked like she's put…

I almost feel like I can refer to Amber Rose's glorious glutes as a separate entity, right? Kanye's woman grabbed some coffee in Hollywood yesterday, and the bald beauty (yeah, I think she's a hottie!) looked like she's put…

Rear Gear Butt Covers ( “No more Mr. Brown Eye” — not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet’s tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. Admittedly, I hate an animal’s bare b-hole touching my arm as much as the next guy, but I’m not definitely not hanging a trunk ornament on it. My pet deserves her dignity, damnit. Aaaaand now she’s licking it. NO I DON’T WANT A KISSIE! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Etsy sale page.