Ice Cube for the win! F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn’t even get no static from the cowards.

In a feat of extreme-mowing , two men in Cambridge, England used a crane to lift a lawnmower high enough to trim one’s overgrown hedges. Nice, guys, I like the way you think — EXXXTREME!! The operator, who did not want to be named, is now nursing a broken hand, but said it wasn’t a fall from the mower that caused the injury but one off the crane. He admitted it was not the safest method of trimming the hedge, but said it was all done as a bit of a joke. They wanted to film the stunt, put it on the internet and see how many hits it got, but in the end had no video camera. That, my friends, is pathetic. Not only a broken hand BUT NO VIDEO. WTF?! I demand a re-do. But this time with fireworks shooting out the back. Oooh, and bikini girls. Plus more injuries. I suggest fraying the cables and loosening the mower blade. YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE CENTURY! And I want producer credit. High rider trims his hedge [stuff] Thanks to Patrick, who trims his hedge the old fashioned way: with a straight-razor. Yikes!

In a feat of extreme-mowing , two men in Cambridge, England used a crane to lift a lawnmower high enough to trim one’s overgrown hedges. Nice, guys, I like the way you think — EXXXTREME!! The operator, who did not want to be named, is now nursing a broken hand, but said it wasn’t a fall from the mower that caused the injury but one off the crane. He admitted it was not the safest method of trimming the hedge, but said it was all done as a bit of a joke. They wanted to film the stunt, put it on the internet and see how many hits it got, but in the end had no video camera. That, my friends, is pathetic. Not only a broken hand BUT NO VIDEO. WTF?! I demand a re-do. But this time with fireworks shooting out the back. Oooh, and bikini girls. Plus more injuries. I suggest fraying the cables and loosening the mower blade. YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE CENTURY! And I want producer credit. High rider trims his hedge [stuff] Thanks to Patrick, who trims his hedge the old fashioned way: with a straight-razor. Yikes!

In some of the best marketing I’ve seen in my entire life (and yours too), the makers of Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 went and attached some fake plaster boobs to a wall. I just pre-ordered like 80 copies and I don’t even own a television or video game console. The plaster mammaries assumedly belong to Sigma 2’s Ayane or Momiji — both are playable in this iteration of the game (the text which appears at the end of the video actually says “a female ninja appears”) The video consists of a bunch of people walking by and touching the breasts, which, be honest, you would have too. There’s no shame in my game — I totally would have. Then I’d have come back that night with a chisel AND MAKE THEM MINE. Bizarre Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 marketing features wall molestation [joystiq] Thanks to Richard, who could sell safety matches to the devil.

I think I speak for us all when I say, it’s about damn time. This 12-volt pizza oven plugs right into a car’s cigarette lighter or power point so you can cook a breakfast pizza on your commute to work. Or a dinner pizza on your way home! Or burn your car to the ground! The $36 oven is a real product and I just bought two. One for the front seat, and one for the kids in the back. What in the — damnit kids, I smell burning army men! *sniff* I’m just so proud. portable pizza oven lets you cook-a nice-a pizz-a pie in a moving car [technabob] Thanks to FDSY and gnome king, who cook their pizzas on the radiator like normal people.

CarboPouches are pouches made to be filled with delicious life-nectar . They were designed by the Beverage Pouch Group (not to be confused with Capri-Sun) for nanobreweries (read: you) that don’t want to invest in expensive bottling equipment. The best part is the “organoleptic film structure” that doesn’t change the taste of the beer at all. The slightly flexible pouch gives the beer room to fizz, and it’s easy to fill with the cap on the bottom. I don’t care if they find out organoleptic film causes cancer, I am gonna drink the hell out of these beer pouches. BEER ON THE GO BABY. Move over, disposable coffee cup! Beer in a pouch doesn’t add metallic tastes, easy to fill [dvice] Thanks to Romeo, who drinks his beer the way God intended: all day long.

CarboPouches are pouches made to be filled with delicious life-nectar . They were designed by the Beverage Pouch Group (not to be confused with Capri-Sun) for nanobreweries (read: you) that don’t want to invest in expensive bottling equipment. The best part is the “organoleptic film structure” that doesn’t change the taste of the beer at all. The slightly flexible pouch gives the beer room to fizz, and it’s easy to fill with the cap on the bottom. I don’t care if they find out organoleptic film causes cancer, I am gonna drink the hell out of these beer pouches. BEER ON THE GO BABY. Move over, disposable coffee cup! Beer in a pouch doesn’t add metallic tastes, easy to fill [dvice] Thanks to Romeo, who drinks his beer the way God intended: all day long.

Apparently some 16-year old girl dove into traffic because she dropped her iPod in the street and had already blasted her remaining brains out at level 11 volume . The girl was walking across the street on Tuesday when she dropped her iPod. She went back to grab it in moving traffic and was, unsurprisingly, hit by the approaching pickup truck. She suffered a broken leg, but hey, her iPod is OK! Now this is the time where I close my eyes and daydream about being the person driving the truck. OH. UH-OH! LADY LOOK OU…. There were no survivors. Brilliant Girl Jumps In Front of a Pickup Truck to Save iPod [gizmodo]

NOTE: I embedded the video in high quality so it may take a minute to load. This is a little movie made using nothing by LEGO Mindstorm NXT sets and LEGO blocks . It is amazing. Plus, it’s about pirates, so double whammy. The movie is only 2:20 long, and the rest of the video shows you what’s behind the curtain, so you can understand how it was made. Which surprisingly didn’t involve magic. Or so the maker would like us to believe. I’m on to you, sorcerer! Incredible Mindstorms NXT Theater Creates Pirate Battle On Lego Seas [gizmodo]

This is a video of an experiment called ‘Puppy Pulling Power’ that helps determine which breed of dog women respond to most. Basically some guy attached a digital camera to a dog’s collar that takes a picture every time it detects a smile. Or breasts. Quite possibly breasts. Whatever the case, I’m adopting everything the pound has to offer. Cats too. Ladies? Hit the jump for some of the sweater yammier images, along with a graph showing the success of the various dogs, and a longer, 10 minute movie about the project.