Already drink White Russians? Well now you can be even more like The Dude thanks to this Urban Achievers bowling shirt from 80’s Tees . The 60/40 rayon/polyester blend is sure to feel smooth on your mantits AND tie your face and sweatpants together. $45 takes home this most moderately priced beergut receptacle. [Continue inserting Big Lebowski references] Mind if I do a j? Calmer than you are. Calmer than you are. Product Site via Urban Achievers Big Lebowski Bowling Shirt [walyou]

Last night Paris and her hunky boyfriend Doug attended the Carnival At Bowlmor Lanes Grand Opening, and after smiling for the cameras on the way to the red carpet, Miss P then switched into sexy fierce mode and gave…

Let’s face it: kids were born to make your life a living hell and wreak havoc on your house and mental health whenever possible (note: this is all speculation, I don’t actually have any kids. ANYMORE — they’re all growed up!). So why not minimize the damage the little imps can do to your kitchen with a $10 Gyro Toddler Food Bowl? “No matter which way the handles of this bowl are turned, the food in the middle stays upright.” Awesome. Wait — is that caramel corn? TODDLERS DON’T EAT CARAMEL CORN? What are you, trying to kill the little bastard? Cause you know they fetch a pretty penny on the black market. I mean, I’VE HEARD. Firsthand (meet me behind the Dollar General). Gyro bowl makes it harder for kids to make a mess [dvice]

More beautiful words have never been spoken! X17 photogs spotted Brit's ex Kevin Federline at a bowling alley in Tarzana with girlfriend Victoria Prince. I know, they're not the most attractive couple, but their relationship seems to work, right?…

That's really the only explanation I can find for Victoria (tall, blonde, athlete) to be with Kevin (short, round as a bowling ball, unemployed). At least they seem to be happy together! var entry_id = "9653"; var entry_tags = "bowling,britney…

Bowling balls, that is! K-Fed showed off a shiny yellow one when leaving the bowling alley with his lady love last night. And while the Kevster may have taken up bowling for a hobby, looks like he's given up another…

Paris and Doug went to the bowling alley in Hollywood yesterday afternoon, and it looks like the lovebirds brought their game faces! Maybe they're getting ready to join a bowling league? Once they got inside, Paris ditched her fabulous…

Well, I guess you can't see his baby bump that clearly, but we know it's there! K-Fed and his girlfriend Victoria went to their fav Tarzana bowling alley last night, and we caught the two heading back to their…

Looks like someone was thrilled to put on a pair of rented shoes and hang out with her rock star boyfriend at the bowling alley! Jennifer Aniston started off her night at Bryan Lourd’s CAA party at Ceccioni's, and…

Last night we caught K-Fed and Victoria doing what they do best…looking chunky (him) and J. Crew cute (her) while going bowling in Tarzana. Think it bothers Victoria that K-Fed is such a porker? Or is she secretly a…