I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

I just ordered 600 cases. Before and After Win [failblog] Thanks to yeahthatsme, Craig, Ijkabob, corey sucks at video games, retroprofile, Colin, Cloie, dcontard, Nedemai, lolpotatoes, FelipeMago, ed! and Clint, who all took black market boner pills and turned into unicorns.

This is an awesome Triforce t-shirt (I know it just looks like a design, but it’s a design available on — wait for it — wait for — a t-shirt — in shimmery gold ink! AAAAAAAAAAHH I WANT IT ON ME! It was designed by artist Olly Moss for clothier Super Combo. Unfortunately, it’s all sold out in every size except small . And, it’s true my friends, I’m an XL . BUT ONLY CAUSE I HAVE BROAD-ASS SHOULDERS FROM YEARS OF SWIMMING WORKING ON THE RAILROAD. Choo choo, GW’s coming! ‘Spirit Tracks’ tie-in? I’m counting it. Product Site Thanks to joe, who, wait — where you going with that gun in your hand?

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. Except I’m not so much talking as fantasizing . God I’d love to be in the middle of those two. Ha — I guess I AM talking about it! Now one of you put those little arms to use and make me a sandwich. Tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, Jurassic Museum of Asturias [wikipedia] (high-res version) Thanks to Kelly, who just convinced me to buy a one-way ticket to Asturias, Spain.

This is a little video demo of Mega Man 2.5D, which is a Mega Man game in partial 3-D that I believe some guy is actually making. Which….is it wrong I got a boner? Wait — don’t answer, I want to savor this . Hit the jump for another, longer video.

This is a little video demo of Mega Man 2.5D, which is a Mega Man game in partial 3-D that I believe some guy is actually making. Which….is it wrong I got a boner? Wait — don’t answer, I want to savor this . Hit the jump for another, longer video.

Responding to my request that the gamer chick pose atop a dinosaur with Link’s Master Sword , Geekologie Reader Pepper sent me a picture of herself wielding said sword. Unfortunately, there’s no dinosaur (just two ponies humping and a questionable computer background ). Though this message contains less than 1% real dinosaur, cosplaying, action, it does contain a gamer girl with a Master Sword. ME! Win? plz? *meep* Much love to Geekologie, I visit your site several times a day, and is (sadly) typically the highlight of any given day, unless there is a new episode of Mythbusters on, or if my Charizard levels up. Level 78 bitches! Hey, I’ll take it. Also, I really think this is a step in the right direction for Geekologie. Namely, boob north . Ladies? Thanks Pepper, now if you could just find a horse that looks like Epona….

What is being hailed by some as the world’s first vampire remains have been discovered in a mass grave in Venice, Italy. The woman (who I suspect was a vampire-witch hybrid) was buried with a brick wedged in her mouth, which apparently has some link to being to vampiracy. During the Middle Ages, many believed that the plague, or “Black Death,” was caused by “vampires” chewing on their shrouds after death. According to Borrini, grave-diggers put bricks in the mouths of suspected vampires to stop them from spreading the disease this way. Borrini, of the University of Florence in Italy, says that the partial corpse he exhumed offers the earliest “exorcism evidence against vampires” to have been forensically examined. Interesting — so vampires are buried with things stuffed in their mouths. Because one time my buddy Jimmy Jimmereeno and I found a dead man under a bridge with his own penis crammed in his mouth. He didn’t look like like a vampire though — he looked Italian. Hit the jump for another picture of how the skeleton was found.