Justin Timberlake might not want to marry you - instead, he'll be acting in a movie with his superstar ex, Cameron Diaz - but at least Valentine's Day was a box office hit! That makes it all worthwhile, right?…

Oh Romeo, Romeo, your mother's in flip flops! Yes, it's the Victoria we love to love — the dressed down, jeans-wearing, flip flop-sporting, baseball-capped, un-posh Posh! Beckham and her main man Romeo spent the afternoon the way most kids…

Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don’t like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it’s not just cow dung that’s available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). It’s real too because I went through the entire ordering process ( The Superficial Writer has a birthday coming up). Well, that or I just got scammed. But I hope not because I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he opens that box and I run up behind him and smash his face in it and set him on fire. Best present ever! Official Site Thanks to Jcon, who sent a box to himself because he’s sick like that. You need help bro.

Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don’t like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it’s not just cow dung that’s available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). It’s real too because I went through the entire ordering process ( The Superficial Writer has a birthday coming up). Well, that or I just got scammed. But I hope not because I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he opens that box and I run up behind him and smash his face in it and set him on fire. Best present ever! Official Site Thanks to Jcon, who sent a box to himself because he’s sick like that. You need help bro.

Damn! Dakota looks like dynamite in that outfit. So elegant and so, er, flirtatious at the same time… The Runaways starlet celebrated her sweet sixteen early last night - her actual b-day is on February 23rd - at Villa…

What better way to celebrate your 5th birthday than with martial arts! Cutie Cruz Beckham - dressed up as a Transformer - looked super excited to be celebrating his b-day at the Xtreme Martial Arts World Headquarters in NoHo…

Even though Chris Brown was praised by the judge at his recent progress report, he may have violated his parole when, as X17online photogs tell us, Brown's bodyguard visited Rihanna's home yesterday. Under the terms of his parole, he's…

Victoria, dressed in a black see-thru top, black sports bra and black baseball cap, ran errands around town in her black Range Rover, including a stop at Toys R Us, where she picked up all kinds of toys for…

I mean really, does life get more glamorous than this? That's why the world loves Queen P — Paris Hilton is rich, pretty, loves to shop, loves pink, has a hot boyfriend — and fans the world over adore…

I mean really, does life get more glamorous than this? That's why the world loves Queen P — Paris Hilton is rich, pretty, loves to shop, loves pink, has a hot boyfriend — and fans the world over adore…