Didn't she just finish filming Salt? I thought if Angie shoots a movie, then it's Brad's turn! I guess he's been filming The Tree of Life with Sean Penn on and off for a while… Maybe Angie needed the…

Beautiful People is a dating website for beautiful people. And apparently 5,000 members got the boot for becoming unbeautiful over the holidays by gaining weight. Big IS beautiful, jerks! “As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld,” said Robert Hintze, founder of BeautifulPeople.com. “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.” “Is it elitist? Yes, it is, because our members want it to be,” Hodge said when the company started out in 2005. “Is it lookist? Yes, it is, because our members want it to be. Is it PC? No, it’s not, but it’s honest.” And on this site, beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder; only one in five applicants is normally accepted, a company statement said. Wow, a dating website exclusively for good looking people. Why didn’t I think of that? Oh right, I did. I’m not only the president — I’m also a client badass wizard. Abracadabra bitches! Dating site for beautiful people expels ‘fatties’ after holiday weight gain [cnn] Thanks to hildAT-AT, jason and Ellen, who were all deemed too attractive for the site.

Beautiful People is a dating website for beautiful people. And apparently 5,000 members got the boot for becoming unbeautiful over the holidays by gaining weight. Big IS beautiful, jerks! “As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld,” said Robert Hintze, founder of BeautifulPeople.com. “Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.” “Is it elitist? Yes, it is, because our members want it to be,” Hodge said when the company started out in 2005. “Is it lookist? Yes, it is, because our members want it to be. Is it PC? No, it’s not, but it’s honest.” And on this site, beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder; only one in five applicants is normally accepted, a company statement said. Wow, a dating website exclusively for good looking people. Why didn’t I think of that? Oh right, I did. I’m not only the president — I’m also a client badass wizard. Abracadabra bitches! Dating site for beautiful people expels ‘fatties’ after holiday weight gain [cnn] Thanks to hildAT-AT, jason and Ellen, who were all deemed too attractive for the site.

There are very few celebs who actually look better without make up (we're talking to you, Molly Sims!) but Jessica Simpson is definitely one of those stars who does! Course maybe that's because sometimes her makeup job isn't really…

And she shows us her teeth! But seriously, when does reality star Kristin Cav NOT look gorge? I don't think she even needs to go to Neil George to look this hot!…

I love tequila sunrises. You know why? They’re fruity, come with a little umbrella , and go down great with breakfast . Which, more often than not, is two quarts of mimosas I mixed into an orange juice carton. I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ON EATING HEALTHY. But, for those of you that prefer a solid breakfast, maybe you’ll be interested in this bacon sunrise, which is actually just some bacon , an egg and a couple sprigs of inedible greenery. Now imagine if you were miniaturized and walking those rolling bacon hills. Would you stop to enjoy the eggrise or would you be too busy driving bacon into your mouth to notice? No need to answer, I’ve got your number. Hit the jump for another one of a bacon road.

I have no idea who the hell can tell that’s 300,000 birds , but I’m running with it. And by running I mean flying . Just like those birds . Except less graceful. But equally naked! Think of me as like the Eleventh Plague of Egypt, if the Eleventh Plague of Egypt were a naked man standing on the roof flapping his arms. I’m coming for you, Pharoah! *caw caw!* It’s a bird! It’s a cloud! It’s a bird cloud [yahoobuzz]

Looking amazeballs, Rihanna rocked Paris in a tight jumpsuit and chic jacket outside of Skyrock radio, where she's promoting her new album, Rated R. Rihanna's first single, Russian Roulette, is currently at the number 9 spot on the Billboard hot…

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. Except I’m not so much talking as fantasizing . God I’d love to be in the middle of those two. Ha — I guess I AM talking about it! Now one of you put those little arms to use and make me a sandwich. Tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, Jurassic Museum of Asturias [wikipedia] (high-res version) Thanks to Kelly, who just convinced me to buy a one-way ticket to Asturias, Spain.

Just to let this chick know that her LED wedding dress doesn’t hold a lumen to a REAL LED dress, somebody went and created the GalaxyDress, which is being touted as the world’s biggest LED-covered dress . Yay? Hip hop hooray? Ho — hey — ho. I’M NAUGHTY BY NATURE! The GalaxyDress was constructed using 24,000 LED lights and, to add an extra bit of glitter, another 4,000 Swarovski crystals were included in the silk garment’s design. The dress is currently on display at the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry as part of the FastForward: Inventing the Future exhibit. Funny story about inventing the future: God did it. There used to only be past and present when he thought to himself, “God, you know what would be super sweet? Flying cars “. POOF!: the future. This is the word of the Geekologie Writer. Boomshackalacka. GalaxyDress: The biggest LED dress in the world debuts [dvice]