This is a short stop-motion video of Bruce Lee and Iron Man duking it out. Now I don’t want to ruin it for you, but I will say there are hobbits involved. Intrigued? Choose your own adventure! If you decide to watch the movie, turn to page 68, if you decide not to watch, turn to page 89. Page 68: You die. Page 89: You die and an animal eats your corpse. Actually, it was a dinosaur. You provide just enough nourishment to the beast for a steamy romp in the mud with yours truly. I love it. Your life was not in vain! Iron Man vs Bruce Lee: FIGHT! [gizmodo] And a very Happy Birthday to Holly, who once punched Iron Man in his little glow-y thing and then called his mother a robot-lover.

These $40 Light Saber Umbrellas are the first to combine the coolness of staying dry when it’s raining with the incredible sadness of wielding a nonfunctional lightsaber out in public. That said, I take mine everywhere. Wow, is it just me or is it raining lady-killer in here?* *It’s just me. Come get some, beautiful. Hit the jump for several more pictures of the awesome. Also, when rain hits a lightsaber does it crackle and pop like a bug-zapper? That’s what I imagine.

Fess up, which two of you is this? Google Maps Thanks to jonah, Wesche and dave, who all swear it isn’t them.